I Am Never.........

[George2Loose]

Right guys. Time to put this to bed once and for all.

Once upon a time there was a poker player called George. He was pretty tez (still is) but ran like God and binked some competitions. All was well in the land of George until George ran into Mr Variance….

Mr Variance, to put it mildly, was a bastard. He started to kick George in the bollocks at every opportunity and George suddenly couldn’t win a pot let alone a tournament. This is when George hooked up with Mr Whinging Bastard.

Mr Whinging Bastard and George got on really well. So much so that you couldn’t tell the two of them apart. Everywhere George went people mistook him for Mr Whinging Bastard.

Eventually Mr Variance left George alone and he began getting a result here and there however George would still occasionally visit Mr Whinging Bastard……

The moral of this story….

George is now known as a whinging fucker. And he hates it. He is not a whinging bastard but temporarily became one because he thought it was his God given right to win every pot he ever played. Sooooooo to rectify this I promise, from this day forth never to:

Tell a bad beat story. This includes on breaks of tournaments etc. If you ask me, I shall not talk about it. If you witness a beat, I don’t care. My lips will be sealed.

NEVER update my facebook status with how bad I’m running/bubbling/playing like a cock (this one will be the hardest cos it happens a lot)

Never post a hand history on the Sunday Thread/similar threads (obv this does not include PHA when seeking feedback)

Should I do any of the above, the first person to call me up on it can personally collect a crisp 10 pound English note the next time they see me.

K thx bye

Mr Rupinder (George) Bedi

[MC]

Should I do any of the above, the first person to call me up on it can personally collect a crisp 10 pound English note the next time they see me.

Forfeit not hazardous enough imo

[Claw75]

George I'm worried you'll spontaneously combust or something if you stop sharing your beats! PM them to yourself or something just to get them off your chest!!!

[Laxie]

Should I do any of the above, the first person to call me up on it can personally collect a crisp 10 pound English note the next time they see me.

Forfeit not hazardous enough imo

This is going to cost him a fortune as it is, never mind upping the penalty.  

[mondatoo]

Haha gl with that

[booder]

Right guys. Time to put this to bed once and for all.

Once upon a time there was a poker player called George. He was pretty tez (still is) but ran like God and binked some competitions. All was well in the land of George until George ran into Mr Variance….

Mr Variance, to put it mildly, was a bastard. He started to kick George in the bollocks at every opportunity and George suddenly couldn’t win a pot let alone a tournament. This is when George hooked up with Mr Whinging Bastard.

Mr Whinging Bastard and George got on really well. So much so that you couldn’t tell the two of them apart. Everywhere George went people mistook him for Mr Whinging Bastard.

Eventually Mr Variance left George alone and he began getting a result here and there however George would still occasionally visit Mr Whinging Bastard……

The moral of this story….

George is now known as a whinging fucker. And he hates it. He is not a whinging bastard but temporarily became one because he thought it was his God given right to win every pot he ever played. Sooooooo to rectify this I promise, from this day forth never to:

Tell a bad beat story. This includes on breaks of tournaments etc. If you ask me, I shall not talk about it. If you witness a beat, I don’t care. My lips will be sealed.

NEVER update my facebook status with how bad I’m running/bubbling/playing like a cock (this one will be the hardest cos it happens a lot)

Never post a hand history on the Sunday Thread/similar threads (obv this does not include PHA when seeking feedback)

Should I do any of the above, the first person to call me up on it can personally collect a crisp 10 pound English note the next time they see me.

K thx bye

Mr Rupinder (George) Bedi

 

[Ironside]

i love hearing bad beat stories

1) so i can laugh
2) to remind me that i aint the only one that can run bad


pls keep telling stories

[MC]

Should I do any of the above, the first person to call me up on it can personally collect a crisp 10 pound English note the next time they see me.

Forfeit not hazardous enough imo

This is going to cost him a fortune as it is, never mind upping the penalty.  

lol

[jakally]

Assume this is just another bad beat moan so didn't read.............

[Claw75]

maybe we should have bad beat buddies we can share stories with. I nominate George and Graham to pair up.

[George2Loose]

Seriously though.

Not naming names but certain people are known as fucking whingers.

I have now joined this "elite". I want become dis-associated from such a group.

I generally am a happy, positive person! But now everywhere I go people know me as a whinger.

Well no more!!!! I shall be known as a spewy poker player instead

J7 ftw

[jakally]

Seriously though.

Not naming names but certain people are known as fucking whingers.

I have now joined this "elite". I want become dis-associated from such a group.

I generally am a happy, positive person! But now everywhere I go people know me as a whinger.

Well no more!!!! I shall be known as a spewy poker player instead

J7 ftw

Oh go on. You know you want to.

[810ofclubs]

blatch has managed to get into all of are accounts george dont worry mate, i know u will b moaning l8r looking forward to it!

and j7 ftw

[Royal Flush]

lol you are whingeing about being branded a whinger!

[nirvana]

I think it would be good to meet George