Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[tikay]

In a quite remarkable show of misplaced bravado, the Fish Orford just told me "I am definitely going to win that Luton Comp tonight".

Mr Orford. Allow us to introduce you to the pleasures of the spite-call. I'll assume Chomps will do the honours.

[Claw75]

HAND ONE
Blinds are 50-100. Four go to the flop. Not much action until they get to the river. Board now reads A J 10 4 Q. Bad player who spends his days decorating a cottage in Tring bets 600. Mystery player raises to 1600 but eventually gets out of the way as the other two stacks fly in.
"Two pair?" I ask the mystery player. "No, a set of fours. I needed to find out where I was," comes the reply.

HAND TWO
Blinds are 50-100. I make it 325. Cut-off and button both call. Mystery player raises to...3450 in the BB. I have QQ and decide he wouldn't do this with AA, so it's either AK, KK or JJ. Meh, beating two of those three. So shove for 12k total. Mystery player doesn't want to call but does with AK. King in the door.

Name that player!

I'm gonna go with Dean Morris as my first guess.

[tikay]

HAND ONE
Blinds are 50-100. Four go to the flop. Not much action until they get to the river. Board now reads A J 10 4 Q. Bad player who spends his days decorating a cottage in Tring bets 600. Mystery player raises to 1600 but eventually gets out of the way as the other two stacks fly in.
"Two pair?" I ask the mystery player. "No, a set of fours. I needed to find out where I was," comes the reply.

HAND TWO
Blinds are 50-100. I make it 325. Cut-off and button both call. Mystery player raises to...3450 in the BB. I have QQ and decide he wouldn't do this with AA, so it's either AK, KK or JJ. Meh, beating two of those three. So shove for 12k total. Mystery player doesn't want to call but does with AK. King in the door.

Name that player!

I'm gonna go with Dean Morris as my first guess.

Could be WPIS. (S = Southend).

He exhibited some quality donkage last night. Deano makes it 1k (150-300-ish I think), WPIS makes it FIVE thou, I dwell then shove for 16k with Q-Q. He uber snap fist-pumped with A-Q. I was SO pleased he missed!

[TightEnd]

HAND ONE
Blinds are 50-100. Four go to the flop. Not much action until they get to the river. Board now reads A J 10 4 Q. Bad player who spends his days decorating a cottage in Tring bets 600. Mystery player raises to 1600 but eventually gets out of the way as the other two stacks fly in.
"Two pair?" I ask the mystery player. "No, a set of fours. I needed to find out where I was," comes the reply.

HAND TWO
Blinds are 50-100. I make it 325. Cut-off and button both call. Mystery player raises to...3450 in the BB. I have QQ and decide he wouldn't do this with AA, so it's either AK, KK or JJ. Meh, beating two of those three. So shove for 12k total. Mystery player doesn't want to call but does with AK. King in the door.

Name that player!

I'm gonna go with Dean Morris as my first guess.

Need to narrow it down really, but I'll guess Tony Kendall.

[Chompy]

CLUE 1: Mystery player genuinely believes he is one of the best around and has featured in fantasy league pickage.

[TightEnd]

CLUE 1: Mystery player genuinely believes he is one of the best around and has featured in fantasy league pickage.

James M.

[Chompy]

.

[Claw75]

british gas?

[TightEnd]

Jim McBride?

[Chompy]

Not James M or Jim McBride or British Gas.

CLUE 2: Mystery player often has his wife in tow.

[the sicilian]

HAND ONE
Blinds are 50-100. Four go to the flop. Not much action until they get to the river. Board now reads A J 10 4 Q. Bad player who spends his days decorating a cottage in Tring bets 600. Mystery player raises to 1600 but eventually gets out of the way as the other two stacks fly in.
"Two pair?" I ask the mystery player. "No, a set of fours. I needed to find out where I was," comes the reply.

HAND TWO
Blinds are 50-100. I make it 325. Cut-off and button both call. Mystery player raises to...3450 in the BB. I have QQ and decide he wouldn't do this with AA, so it's either AK, KK or JJ. Meh, beating two of those three. So shove for 12k total. Mystery player doesn't want to call but does with AK. King in the door.

Name that player!

I'm gonna go with Dean Morris as my first guess.

FFS... I KNOW IM BAD..BUT COME ON ...

[Claw75]

HAND ONE
Blinds are 50-100. Four go to the flop. Not much action until they get to the river. Board now reads A J 10 4 Q. Bad player who spends his days decorating a cottage in Tring bets 600. Mystery player raises to 1600 but eventually gets out of the way as the other two stacks fly in.
"Two pair?" I ask the mystery player. "No, a set of fours. I needed to find out where I was," comes the reply.

HAND TWO
Blinds are 50-100. I make it 325. Cut-off and button both call. Mystery player raises to...3450 in the BB. I have QQ and decide he wouldn't do this with AA, so it's either AK, KK or JJ. Meh, beating two of those three. So shove for 12k total. Mystery player doesn't want to call but does with AK. King in the door.

Name that player!

I'm gonna go with Dean Morris as my first guess.

FFS... I KNOW IM BAD..BUT COME ON ...

I shoulda realised it wasn't you as you don't play AK innit

wife in tow?  Chinese George?

[TightEnd]

Not James M or Jim McBride or British Gas.

CLUE 2: Mystery player often has his wife in tow.

Avi Darvish.

[pizzled]

Not James M or Jim McBride or British Gas.

CLUE 2: Mystery player often has his wife in tow.

Is it me?

[tikay]

Informed that last night's Final Table contained TWO "famous people", I was obliged to google one, to see if he was as famous as the other. Nah.

Top bloke, though, top top bloke.

http://www.markwallisgreyhounds.co.uk/