Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    1       23       5.75
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Dingdell             8      1    1    0    0       27       3.38 *
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    3       96       3.10
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
Celtic               8      1    0    0    1       23       2.88
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    2       71       2.73
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Chompy               21     1    2    0    2       49       2.33
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    5       78       1.95
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    4       39       1.95
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    3       31       1.72
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    1       40       1.60
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
Tightend             8      0    0    0    2       12       1.50
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Nirvana              34     1    1    0    2       42       1.24
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
Xpressman            24     0    0    2    1       24       1.00
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Sun 4 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Ericredkite          0    0    0    1       8
Evil Edna            0    0    0    1       7

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             387
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                324
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      322
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   291
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                252
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         248
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   243
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    235
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          219
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     213
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   196
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       194
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         194
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               187
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                181
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    155
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        152
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      148
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       134
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       126
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    115

No results online/emailed again this morning, so trusting league folk (mistake obv) in awarding the following scores...
Celtic 15pts for seeing off Pino Grigio and the Marquis among others.
Dingdell 12pts for finishing second in the Omaha, although don't know how many runners there were.
Nothing doing in the fiver re-buy it seems. Will text Rockstar later, although he could be in a ditch somewhere just outside Dunstable following last night's sesh for all I know. Failing that I'll have a look at the ressies when and if I trundle along tonight.

[Drain Alien]

Gav u dont have to pay the tax as a brit fill in a form and show ur passport ftw

Just lol at the sicilidonk giving out advise on what to do when you cash in vegas. He sure went anywhere near a cash desk when he was there :-)

15 points for me please. Thank you.

Well done Nirvana Fish and Pelham at DTD.

nice result vinny!
:-)

[Claw75]

Looks like I'm the only hardy soul braving the freeroll.  What's to do in Luton on a Bank Holiday Monday between 3.15 and 7.30?

[GMan]

Well done Glenn, Vinnie, Gav.

Good to see excelent results form the hardcore.

7th for me sunday only a saver though as top 5 were paid, couldnt get my ak stand up against ace 8 twice to knock me out.

Omaha had over 25 think it was baout 28-30 so points for ding dong.

[Rockstar]

Looks like I'm the only hardy soul braving the freeroll.  What's to do in Luton on a Bank Holiday Monday between 3.15 and 7.30?

Luton Town play host to Grays Athletic today,Kick off:3pm

Lutons last 3 home games have seen the Town score 16 goals so may be worth a trip Claw

Best priced at 18-1 on a 5-0 home victory,and an attractive 200-1 on a repeat recent 8-0 victory,as Luton are at full strength with 2 new strikers on the bench these seem to be very generous odds indeed

Why not take a walk into the wonderfull Mall centre located in the middle of town?

Opened in 1972,this famous landmark has over 100 shopping units to view inside
Originally named the "Arndale Centre" it was bought by new owners in 2006 and renamed "The Mall"
Despite the name change,it has lost none of its elegance and charm and hosts many famous high street brands within its walls

The "Galaxy centre" located on the west side of Town,has a wonderfull modern air conditioned cinema
Merely a five minute walk from the "Mall" you can view many of todays latest hit movies in very comfortable surroundings

Luton has many excellant eateries,from Chinese to Indian,Afro-Caribean to traditional English dishes,food selections of all tastes are catered for
The Brewery tap pub just down the road from the G has excellant home cooked food,i can vouch for the ales served as being as good as any in the Town
That said,having seen the state of the chef at 5am this morning, today may not be the best day to sample the food at said establishment

If pokers you thing,G-man normally runs a £1-£1 DC game from mid-afternoon for newbies interested in learning the game
Entrance is capped at £20, so why not come on down and learn Dealers Choice in a friendly atmosphere with you host Graham Rogers?

We hope you enjoy your visit to Luton,and look forward to seeing you again soon....

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    1       23       5.75
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Dingdell             8      1    1    0    0       27       3.38 *
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    3       96       3.10
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
Celtic               8      1    0    0    1       23       2.88
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    2       71       2.73
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Chompy               21     1    2    0    2       49       2.33
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    5       78       1.95
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    4       39       1.95
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    3       31       1.72
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    1       40       1.60
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
Tightend             8      0    0    0    2       12       1.50
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Nirvana              34     1    1    0    2       42       1.24
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
Xpressman            24     0    0    2    1       24       1.00
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Sun 4 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Evil Edna            0    0    0    2       13
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Ericredkite          0    0    0    1       8
G-Rodge              0    0    0    1       4

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             387
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                324
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      322
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   295
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                252
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         248
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   243
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    235
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          219
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     219
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   202
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       194
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         194
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               187
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                185
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    155
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        152
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      148
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       134
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       126
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    115

OK, just about caught up now I think. News has filtered through on the Evil hotline of a fifth behind Celtic in last night's main event (6pts), as well as the saver points for G-Rodge (4pts) reported on here.
Where's Drainy been all weekend? Thread feels kinda empty without his Birdforum-pleasing messages. Weekend camping retreat with Drainetta ftw? Round the camp fire treating the other guests to the opening three bars of Wonderwall while Mrs Alien twirls around in her bestest red poncho?

[Drain Alien]

OK, just about caught up now I think. News has filtered through on the Evil hotline of a fifth behind Celtic in last night's main event (6pts), as well as the saver points for G-Rodge (4pts) reported on here.
Where's Drainy been all weekend? Thread feels kinda empty without his Birdeforum-pleasing messages. Weekend camping retreat with Drainetta ftw? Round the camp fire treating the other guests to the opening three bars of Wonderwall while Mrs Alien twirls around in her bestest red poncho?

Fear not, Mr CHIOMPY, I am here.
LOL @ above imo.

On the Razz yesterday so feeling a tad worse for wear today.

Young Alien and Drainetta are just leaving for the 3pm Freeroll comp.

Having retired from Poker, I will be at home watering my new seedlings.

[the sicilian]

Gav u dont have to pay the tax as a brit fill in a form and show ur passport ftw

Just lol at the sicilidonk giving out advise on what to do when you cash in vegas. He sure went anywhere near a cash desk when he was there :-)

15 points for me please. Thank you.

Well done Nirvana Fish and Pelham at DTD.

Nice result fish... ill have you know i was at the cash desk many times in vegas  ( cashing travellers checks obv )

[Drain Alien]

Thursday…

1 156493 Filippo Capone "Seat 1 Donk" £1,350

[  ]   I am not STILL going on about this.
[ x]   And I haven't played poker since!

[the sicilian]

Nice result glen....

[Claw75]

Our hero Nirvana graced the G tonight, in his own words (near enough), 'to bask in the glory of my recently acquired European ranking points and soak up the well wishes of my poker friends'. Unfortunately for Glennda a certain Mr Wigglesworth also turned up to play the £150 overshadowing our tattooed friend.

69 runners for tonight's festivities, 30 odd left when I donked out with a few leaguers still in the mix, including Celtic, Thomas Bernard Myland and the lesser-spotted Buftybarger (is he still in the league?).

[Unimaginative]

obv dont give me a second thought hahaha..

69 runners sir chomps..

gary banks chops HU official second tho...

paul..(not emphreson...dont know surname) 3rd

ME!!!! 4th

no other leaguers present..

WP rugrat imo

NB-26

[nirvana]

One for the kidz, wd Chris and Gary - is that hairstyle what used to be called a beehive back in the day ?

[Drain Alien]

Nice result Christophe!
:-)

AWOP is now officially rubbish imo.
;-(

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    1       23       5.75
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Dingdell             8      1    1    0    0       27       3.38 *
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    3       96       3.10
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
Celtic               8      1    0    0    1       23       2.88
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    2       71       2.73
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Chompy               21     1    2    0    2       49       2.33
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    2       50       2.00
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    5       78       1.95
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    4       39       1.95
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    3       31       1.72
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
Tightend             8      0    0    0    2       12       1.50
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Nirvana              34     1    1    0    2       42       1.24
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
Xpressman            24     0    0    2    1       24       1.00
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Jeff Buff            5      0    0    0    1       5        1.00
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 5 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Unimadge             0    0    0    1       10
Ericredkite          0    0    0    1       8
Evil Edna            0    0    0    1       7
J-Buff               0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             387
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                324
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      322
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   291
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   253
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                252
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         248
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    240
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          219
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     213
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   196
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       194
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         194
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               187
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                181
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    155
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        152
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      148
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       134
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       126
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    115

OK, gradually piecing last night's jigsaw together in the absence of an official result.
Seven-foot bouffant wasn't picked in the fantasy league in the end, so no scorage to sort out there. Hats off to him, though, not that he could probz find a hat big enough.
Unimaginative finally got me some more fantasy points with his fourth, while Jeff Buff got off the mark for the campaign with a ninth-placed saver.
It would appear the Paul in third was not Handsome Paul, nor Luther, while Thomas Bernard crashed before the final table.
If anyone is planning on going along for tonight's inaugural £250er (lol) could they check the official result to make sure this is all correct? Ta.