Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[GMan]

The Wheldon ( 9 3 off) would be a reasonable starting hand in 7 2 lowball unless triple draw!!!

Thats where he gets his edge,?!

[Drain Alien]

CH10 MPY sure will be happy with tonight's result.
Heads up guy (Matt surname?) gave Mr Wars a run for his wonga.

Drainetta gets another ridic scorage for 6 pts (?) for 5th.

WP both (and me, obv)

[ x ] only one winner at the bar imo
(even the new barmaid has them lined up when I approach the bar; FML)

Drainage.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               5      1    0    0    1       28       5.60
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    9       236      4.00
Celtic               18     3    0    0    3       70       3.89
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    7       126      3.00
G-Rodge              34     3    1    2    4       96       2.82
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      168      2.80
LittleRedRidingHood  21     1    1    1    4       57       2.71
Chompy               32     3    2    0    3       85       2.66
Claw                 18     2    1    0    0       45       2.50
Drain Alien          27     1    1    0    6       63       2.33
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    0       39       2.17
China Mug            66     0    4    2    11      139      2.11
Tightend             10     0    0    1    2       21       2.10
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    6       46       2.09
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       76       1.90
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Rockstar             67     2    2    1    8       114      1.70
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       73       1.46
W4SP                 8      0    0    0    1       11       1.38
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    0       17       0.89
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Tue 11 May

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Boer Wars            2    0    0    0       30
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    0       18
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
G-Rodge              1    0    0    0       15
LittleRed            0    0    1    2       15
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Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
Luther               0    0    1    0       9
Rockstar             0    0    1    0       9
China Mug            0    0    0    1       7
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    1       6
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6
Chompy               0    0    0    1       6
Celtic               0    0    0    1       5
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Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               553
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             516
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      431
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                397
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          389
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                383
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   380
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         359
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   343
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     342
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    338
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       312
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         309
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               307
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       292
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    274
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        269
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    253
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                247
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     220
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       217
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

Who said the MAS was finished? Not a chance sirs and are dees, the MAS (Joburg branch) is back with a bang after Boer Wars took down his second donkament in two nights.
D'Artagnan, Happy Howard Slater, Malcolm the rug, the Alien family...you boys took one hell of a beating. Like an impala standing on the vaal in the midday sun just waiting to be picked off, they fell one by one as Boer the lion went on the rampage.
Fifteen more points in the MAS coffers to give Rockstar's list breathing room at the top of the fantasy league, with Mrs Alien again proving she's the best player in her tribe by picking up 6pts for fifth.

* Handsome Paul watch

A glimpse caught of HP on CH4 last night, walking into the PCA main event in blue tracky top and shades. He gets on telly more than that old blonde bloke what used to come on here.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Sigh at Mr ''I don't drive further than 1hr and 10 minutes because its not viable for me'' CH10 MPY® and his damn league lines 


Well done LRRH and Boer 

[Drain Alien]

Having an ultra ridic uber biz proper tez day at work today

[  ]  Last nite helped................alot

FML

         Sirdrinksalot

ps - am I ahead of my wife in the league yet?
 

[LittleRedRidingHood]

Cheers Holdy- got to keep going, if not just for beating the boys in the Alien spaceship,  but for the girls too.

[LittleRedRidingHood]

How many posts does one have to make to upgrade themselves from a newbie, i seem to have been posting for months now and i still have the the title of 'NEWBIE'.

Unlike my otherhalf who has been posting for months too he seems to be ahead of me. Looking at the poker leagues this is the only time he will be winning !!!

[Drain Alien]

How many posts does one have to make to upgrade themselves from a newbie, i seem to have been posting for months now and i still have the the title of 'NEWBIE'.

Unlike my otherhalf who has been posting for months too he seems to be ahead of me. Looking at the poker leagues this is the only time he will be winning !!!

[b]FML FML FML[/b]

ps - u have to hit 50 posts little red; I think I achieved that in like an hour or so

EDIT - that bold scrolly thing above sure worked well

[LittleRedRidingHood]

Thanku Drainy - what status after Newbie, i will get very very excited when i get to 49, it will feel like i have been promoted from the lower league to a much higher status.

I think i will have to take leaf from your book and post complete dribble to reach my landmark 50.

[Laxie]

I know the pair of you will be along for the bash, but are ye landing in time for the Friday night tear around the town? 

[Drain Alien]

I know the pair of you will be along for the bash, but are ye landing in time for the Friday night tear around the town? 

dunno yet lax we hv been a bit lax with our prep and planning thus far
sounds like my kind of nite tho tbh!
;-)

[Laxie]

I know the pair of you will be along for the bash, but are ye landing in time for the Friday night tear around the town? 

dunno yet lax we hv been a bit lax with our prep and planning thus far
sounds like my kind of nite tho tbh!
;-)

Get yer backsides in gear and sort it out!!!

[GMan]

Liitle ReD just post what ever receipe the alien(allens) fancy for dinner or whatever veg your poaching out of that fella of your's garden patch and before you know it youll have more vegtetable posts than the other half in no time.

[luther101]

Liitle ReD just post what ever receipe the alien(allens) fancy for dinner or whatever veg your poaching out of that fella of your's garden patch and before you know it youll have more vegtetable posts than the other half in no time.

Just put Darren on to simmer    ....     he's a vegetable.


 

[Drain Alien]

Liitle ReD just post what ever receipe the alien(allens) fancy for dinner or whatever veg your poaching out of that fella of your's garden patch and before you know it youll have more vegtetable posts than the other half in no time.

Just put Darren on to simmer    ....     he's a vegetable.


 

TBH there's not mush room in my life for anything else.