Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Claw75]

too sunny for pokerz imo

[Drain Alien]

Is Friday nite at the G still full of piss heads and plonkers?
Just checking, as I don't wanna stand out.

[Dingdell]

Any leaugers  going to the £75 tonite after last nites poor show

Friday night is date night surely? 

[Claw75]

Is Friday nite at the G still full of piss heads and plonkers?
Just checking, as I don't wanna stand out.

yeah you'll be fine imo.  report on cabaret please.

[Drain Alien]

Any leaugers  going to the £75 tonite after last nites poor show

Friday night is date night surely? 

yeah, well i is taking me julie innit

[Drain Alien]

Is Friday nite at the G still full of piss heads and plonkers?
Just checking, as I don't wanna stand out.

yeah you'll be fine imo.  report on cabaret please.

excuse me ms claw - i IS the cabaret!

[Chompy]

MDD NEWS

The curmudgeonly veteran has around 30,000 chips, da kidz have no chance.

[Drain Alien]

MDD NEWS

The curmudgeonly veteran has around 30,000 chips, da kidz have no chance.

Go go go SirHundredYearHeater.

OTHER NEWS: Tonight's Alien attack on de G had been abandoned due to "domestic complications".
Staying @ home FTW.
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ps - Com moment from earlier in the evening; we were all in a restaurant and LittleRed says someting about having Venison.
"Is that deer" asks DrainyJunior. No, not really says Drainy, tis only £14.95......... ........I is in the wrong job imo..........ok ok ok, so it's just me then....FML

[Drain Alien]

MAIN G DONKS LEAGUE

Name            Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other  Pts     Score
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    10      242      4.10
Celtic               18     3    0    0    3       70       3.89
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
G-Rodge              34     4    1    2    4       114      3.35
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    7       126      3.00
Tightend             10     0    0    2    2       30       3.00
LittleRedRidingBird  21     1    1    1    5       62       2.95
Claw                 18     2    1    0    1       51       2.83
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      168      2.80
EurovisionGayBoy     32     3    2    0    3       85       2.66
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    1       46       2.56
China Mug            66     1    4    2    11      157      2.38
Drain Alien LEG-END 27     1    1    0    6       63       2.33
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       76       1.90
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Rockstar             68     2    3    1    8       126      1.85
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       73       1.46
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    1       22       1.16
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

LUTON G FANTASY LEAGUE

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               571
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             546
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      449
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                409
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                395
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          389
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   380
'HoldorFantasyFolk' (M. Bashir)                  389
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    361
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         359
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     347
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         321
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       321
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               312
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       292
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    279
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        278
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                272
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    260
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     225
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       217
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

LUTON G RESULTS IN THE MONTH BEFORE JUNE

Name              Won 2nd  3rd Other  Pts
ZebraMuncher         2    0    0    1       36
G-Rodge              2    0    0    0       33
China Mug            1    0    0    1       25
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    1       25
Rockstar             0    1    1    0       21
LittleRed            0    0    1    3       20
DrainyDonk           1    0    0    0       15
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
Larfer               0    0    1    0       9
Tighty               0    0    1    0       9
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    1       6
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6
Ch1ompy              0    0    0    1       6
ClawBird             0    0    0    1       6
CelticFish           0    0    0    1       5
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       5
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Updated league tables above.

Scores from last nite (Thursday) = nuffin, imo.

All thanks to Andy spending too much time playing cards with Ian the piss-head.
It has only rubbed off and sent him wayward.

The resulting 24 players at the G on Thursday nite = Nil "poi".

      Drinky.

[TightEnd]

No league cashers last night Drainful

[TightEnd]

Meanwhile this tournament report made me laugh

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=48042.0

Note the MDD comments lol

[Drain Alien]

No league cashers last night Drainful

Thanks.
I was un-reliably informed that Keith Miller won it.
    Drainy

[TightEnd]

No league cashers last night Drainful

Thanks.
I was un-reliably informed that Keith Miller won it.
    Drainy

So he did. Clearly a vintage night



Meanwhile, our hero is resting in Coventry ahead of today's endeavours. He's currently looking in the mirror practicing his dealer cussing out techniques.

"Change this dealer, he's giving me nothing"

"I've got Queens man, you always put a King down"

"Most of the time they can't call"

From GUKPT blog...

Player  - Chipcount
Rupert Elder  - 173,500
Hieu Van La  - 126,800
Robert Sherwood  - 107,700
Roberto Romanello  - 98,900
Neil Blatchly  - 83,500
Matt Perrins  - 79,200
David Allan  - 78,000
James Reid  - 69,800
Anthony Hughes  - 63,500
Alistair Carins  - 61,700
James Atkin  - 56,800
Danny Toffel  - 56,800
Robert Boon  - 55,600
Barkatul Mohammed  - 51,900
Steve Jelinek  - 51,500
Victor V Ilyukhin  - 50,200
Toby Lewis  - 45,600
Paul Gardner  - 42,600
Yucel Eminoglu  - 42,300
Marc Thorpe  - 39,600
Leon Campbell  - 35,800
Thomas Mannion  - 34,100
Edward Lundon  - 34,100
Zahir Aslam  - 33,200
David Mobbs  - 33,000
Irina Liepina  - 30,600
Gino Gabriel  - 30,400
Benjamin Strain  - 30,400
Darren Grosvenor  - 28,700
Gareth Williams  - 27,600
Stuart Rutter  - 27,600
Jeff Kimber  - 27,500
Andrew Psaras  - 26,100
Anthony Douglas  - 25,400
Nick Wealthall  - 25,000
Gregory Hunt  - 24,900
William Brewin  - 23,900
David Mitchell  - 23,200
Richard Lynch  - 21,900
George Geary  - 20,600
Stephen Eames  - 19,800
Mark James  - 17,800
Paul Marvin  - 17,000
Nicholas Markou  - 16,200
Antony Romanello  - 15,100
Richard Horton  - 13,500
Paul Dack  - 12,400
Michael McCool  - 11,800
Dennis Troake  - 11,600


Come on Dick!

[Chompy]

Come on the old nit on the button, AKA this MDD guy. Read that earlier, made me chuckle.

[Lucky]

No league cashers last night Drainful

Correct.

I hit the final table with 38,000 (average 43,000) and blinds 800/1600/100.
KK vs AA in the first orbit and out in 10th with no savers or points.