Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

M1 north sure is good
ffs

[Drain Alien]

Can someone pls PM me tighty's mobile
still stuck on m1 and going nowhere so thinking might miss 3 oc start
ffs
thanks
drainy

[Chompy]

A bumper field of 76 last night but no leaguers at the final table. Willie Tann (ninth) the main notable.

[Drain Alien]

I sure didn't go all the way to Nottingham to be knocked out by Claw-bird's QT on a T high flop in the 3pm M.E.
My KT didn't stand a chance all-in on the flop, obv
[  ]  At least I left the table with dignity.

And I sure didn't lose a 250+k pot at 3am in the 8 o'clock jobbie when my AQ re-shove pre lost to QK caller.
[  ]  ditto

I sure run well.

FML

[Drain Alien]

I understand that Mr Rockstar won yesterday's £45 comp for 15 PTS, with Edna 2nd, for 12.
Wp both.
I will update the league table when my Blonde Bash hangover has gone; I suspect that could take a few weeks.
DrainyFish

[Chompy]

Yep, they were the only two cashers yesterday. Was that the Jonathan Butters that finished third in the £30er? Never known him play at that level, or at Luton outside GUKPT come to think of it.

[luther101]

And don't forget - for those that qualified - it's the Playoff for 2 Omaha Tickets During Summer Series at 9pm tonight.

[Rockstar]

10k starting stack for everyone

Gman not impressed as he spent fortunes chasing points for chips

Unlucky sir,myself and Luther get the same as you for being very average

[luther101]

10k starting stack for everyone

Gman not impressed as he spent fortunes chasing points for chips

Unlucky sir,myself and Luther get the same as you for being very average

Smirks in Herts     ................

[Drain Alien]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    10      242      4.10
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68 *
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Celtic               23     3    0    0    3       70       3.04 *
Tightend             10     0    0    2    2       30       3.00
G-Rodge              40     5    1    2    6       118      2.95 *
Luther               60     3    1    3    11      175      2.92
Jonnyplum            48     3    1    1    8       135      2.81 *
China Mug            66     2    4    3    11      184      2.79
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    2       50       2.78
Simon G              12     0    1    1    2       33       2.75 *
Chompy               38     3    2    0    4       91       2.39 *
Rockstar             67     3    3    2    9       156      2.33
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Claw                 26     2    1    1    1       60       2.31 *
LittleRedRidingHood  27     1    1    1    5       62       2.30 *
Evil Edna            62     5    1    1    5       141      2.27
Pizzled              40     2    2    1    4       88       2.20
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85 *
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50 *
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              58     1    1    2    4       77       1.33 *
RUDonking            19     0    1    0    1       22       1.16
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *

Updated up to Thu 27 May

* - fictitious May total included

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
China Mug            2    0    1    1       52
Rockstar             1    1    2    1       51
G-Rodge              2    0    0    1       37
Boer Wars            2    0    0    1       36
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    2       29
LittleRed            0    0    1    3       20
Pizzled              0    1    0    1       18
Luther               0    0    1    1       16
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    2       15
Claw                 0    0    1    1       15
Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    2       14
Edna                 0    1    0    0       12
Chompy               0    0    0    2       12
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       7
Celtic               0    0    0    1       5
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League   NOT UPDATED
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               602
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             594
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      485
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                447
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                441
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          418
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   410
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   397
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    393
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         369
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     367
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         352
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   345
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       337
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               317
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       305
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    296
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        284
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                280
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    275
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     242
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       229
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

So Gotchy pulls off the bluff of all bluffs yesterday....
"Yeah I'm going to DTD; cya there".....
Then, knowing that a bunch of good Luton Players (& me) were headed to Nottingham for BB9, he cunningly decided to head to the G and take down the £45'er on Saturday afternoon.
15 points in the bag. WP m8; gg.
(and Happy Birthday btw m8!)  

The Evil one picks up 12 points for 2nd; nice result Edna.

Main League table updated above, for Gotchy and Evil's SATURDAY results. No other scorers in the other two Saturday comps, and as far as I am aware no points earned on Friday @ the £75.

As for DTD there were loadsa Luton G regs in attendance: me, LittleRed, MiniDrainy, Ding, Pizz "hello sexy" [lolz], that uber-proper tez player flip-floppy NirvanaFish, Boar Boer wars sporting a navy sailor outfit, Claw (FML) wearing some ann summers footwear, Tikay and of course the MightyTighty (random-rule SNG legend; LOL).

Pls post any updates for today's two comps.

     Tks, Drainy.

ps - it sure is good when the taxi driver takes you to the WRONG Best Western in Notthingham @ 4am. FOL.

[OverTheBorder]

I may have won (well split) the £5 chuckfest but I aint league so that will keep drainy happy....G Rodge in the money, possibly 4th but I was drinking so that will need confirmed! No idea what happened later, having heard the Girls Aloud tribute warm up I decided to head for the hills

[Chompy]

Here goes...

G-Rodge 4th at the kiddies' table donkament, me 6th and Celtic 5th in the Main event. No bonus points, so 7, 5 and 6pts respectively. Also, all three of us need one adding on to the total played figure I think. No others present that have already submitted their monthly total.

Re: the update, you haven't put Edna in the monthly table with a second for 12pts.
Also, why no Fantasy League update Drainy? G-Rodge is now top of that by 4pts imo.
Also, when you quote the previous table, if you don't delete the bit what says...

[q u o t e author=Chompy link=topic=45531.msg1182942#msg1182942 date=1274974945]

...you'll end up with loads of lines round the tables. Innit.

League-based lesson over.

Also, 40-year heater was still in the ME when I left (fantasy league purposes). Will post his position in the morning if there's nowt on AWOP.

[the sicilian]

3 for me this month... dont laugh was ill for 2 weeks ffs

[Drain Alien]

I may have won (well split) the £5 chuckfest but I aint league so that will keep drainy happy....G Rodge in the money, possibly 4th but I was drinking so that will need confirmed! No idea what happened later, having heard the Girls Aloud tribute warm up I decided to head for the hills

well chris if u were in the league I would award you 5 bonus points for your drinking efforts
wp both

[Chompy]

3 for me this month... dont laugh was ill for 2 weeks ffs

COPTERS!!

Lalit Kajagoogoo took it down last night from seven-stone stavri