Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

Drainy, you WILL be putting in a fantasy list imo. Surely? Get it done. Just grim Tighty for the entry fee.

[Drain Alien]

I don't like luther .....

anything more to add to that statement deano, or is that it?

[Drain Alien]

Drainy, you WILL be putting in a fantasy list imo. Surely? Get it done. Just grim Tighty for the entry fee.

it sure is to do with the money

[Chompy]

I so let Luther off the hook last night. I was in seat 1, Pete Bigglesworth seat 2, Luther seat 3. And I didn't reveal Mr Noonan's secret identity in batman-mask-peely-offy style. I so wanted to as well. You owe me a beer token Noonan.

Drainy, you WILL be putting in a fantasy list imo. Surely? Get it done. Just grim Tighty for the entry fee.

it sure is to do with the money

Have you been in floods of tears because the new elder made you cheaper than Drainetta and Drain Jnr? I said you should be £0.5m, so £2m can only look flattering isn't it. List please...

[Claw75]

I so let Luther off the hook last night. I was in seat 1, Pete Bigglesworth seat 2, Luther seat 3. And I didn't reveal Mr Noonan's secret identity in batman-mask-peely-offy style. I so wanted to as well. You owe me a beer token Noonan.

norrrrr - lucky snitchy is away innit - he'd have had a field day!

[luther101]

I don't like luther .....

anything more to add to that statement deano, or is that it?

Deano got most upset yesterday, he got his digits caught in Arkwright's till     ......    

[the sicilian]

I don't like luther .....

anything more to add to that statement deano, or is that it?

Deano got most upset yesterday, he got his digits caught in Arkwright's till     ......    

Just sigh loofy...just sigh... to a turn re raise and a missile on the river loofy decided to go fishing with Ace high for 90% of his stack..he turns his hand over resigned he missed.. and beams like the proverbial cat as he realises his good..then has the giggling gaul to claim'' i knew what you were up to'

LOLZ u sure did....

Then Phil helmuth decideds to 4 bet 8's with no fold equity into my AQ and as i call the 5-1 shot sighs....'oh you got me ' like i was folding son.. A Q 10 flop says i did..8 on the turn says i don't..

This then prompted much japes as me and the scotchman decided to anti rail one of the MAS colonel in chief...

Got money back + interest on the cash and railed loofy out of the comp and then chompy to 2nd on a star studded final table...not... me and celtic sitting there begging Niall for 3 BB and 1 card so we can get in amongst them...

Congrats chompy on finally getting there...

[Chompy]

That was a quality final table imo.

The great William Tann
Venetian Deepstack winner Keith Miller
Late Night Poker's Edna Adams
Phil Hellmuth
MDD
Jerry Buss
Boer Wars

It was pretty obv to me that you and Celtic wanted an early night but just couldn't drag yourselves away from the pokering masterclass.
Tutorials available for $400 an hour. I can be contacted at Panorama Towers. TY.

[the sicilian]

That was a quality final table imo.

The great William Tann
Venetian Deepstack winner Keith Miller
Late Night Poker's Edna Adams
Phil Hellmuth
MDD
Jerry Buss
Boer Wars

It was pretty obv to me that you and Celtic wanted an early night but just couldn't drag yourselves away from the pokering masterclass.
Tutorials available for $400 an hour. I can be contacted at Panorama Towers. TY.

The only clinic on that table was MDD's how to get people to give you all their chips whilst holding the nuts...

lol moment of the night....

me: dick you don't know what email is do you ?

big smile from dick... ' do i fuck ! ' is the reply..... we all agreed dick communicates via carrier pigeon..

[Chompy]

Just baffling. Why do are dees insist on chucking all their chips MDD's way time after time after time?
Phil Hellmuth had played it all pretty tight, then rised with QJ, got shoved on by MDD and, after a bit of curmudgeonly speech play, decides he's not going to be pushed out by an old nit. Of course old nit has KK and flop comes K22.

[celtic]

Just baffling. Why do are dees insist on chucking all their chips MDD's way time after time after time?
Phil Hellmuth had played it all pretty tight, then rised with QJ, got shoved on by MDD and, after a bit of curmudgeonly speech play, decides he's not going to be pushed out by an old nit. Of course old nit has KK and flop comes K22.

wasnt it JJ?

[the sicilian]

nah KK

[celtic]

nah KK

meant Hellmuth had JJ?

[the sicilian]

nah Q J...the cock WP sir

[luther101]

Ahhhhhhh     ......      such 'poetic licence' in Our Man from Palermo's reply.

A Less 'emotional' report.

Having called Apooooooooooooooooooooooo's raise, I studied the speed with which Mr Morris joined the pot, with "theft" clearly bulging from his temples.

On a J 7 7 flop the manic Sicilian bet out on the turn, Apoo folded    ....      and the seeds of doubt were sown.

I strongly suspected The Villain was at it (as usual?), and condescended to call.

I checked the river, after a dwell, and a 3k assault by The Forlorn Hope was duly forthcoming.

Following instinct - and having mused that 2k was more than enough to re-ignite the boiler in true Surinder Sunar style - I called the rather nervous looking oppo.

"Your Jack's good", came the weary response.

"Only an Ace", announced Laughing Loofah.

Wails of Pavarotiesque volume emanated from the other end of the table (whatever happened to Omerta?), as the Mafia gunman reeled clutching his chest looking at the deadly A Q laying proudly on the table, and positively squeeled as the skim was pushed across the table to the MAS Depository.

A most enjoyable conclusion to the joust     .....