Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[tikay]

Look, for the avoidence of doubt I am sure drainy is a wonderful warm human being, who on the right night at luton,(say a £5.00 rebuy for halfwits,students, the Tom mylands of this world, and any one else short of a few chromosomes)) would be wonderful company, I would go as far as to say if I met him on the street I would probably say "good morning drainy, how are you? before leaping under the nearest vehicle as he starts to tell me about his day, but honest to god reading his post's automatically gets me thinking of a gallon of unleaded, or how high exactly is the roof of the town hall ? I start wondering about exactly how fast the 2-20 to milton keynes would really have to be travelling to make it a quick clean end
I say again Drainy open a blog, we could go into business, www. acureforinsomniawithoutdrugs.com £20.00 subscription charge,our guarantee **** If your still awake after reading three posts we'll give you your money back and a free gallon of smooth burn and a box of swan vestas****

I am sorry Mr Krik, but that is bang out of order, quite uncalled for, & most importantly, inaccurate as to detail, & I take deep offence at the slur you cast.

Let me correct you, & I advise you to listen up, & listen up good.

The fact is this.

There is no "2.20 to Milton Keynes".

Do you mean the 2.05, via London St Pancras (Domestic), & Euston?

Or the 2.34, change at Bedford & Bletchley?

Scenically, the latter is preferred, but for a chance to enjoy the splendour of the newly-restored St Pancas (Domestic), I recommend the former.

Full details are available here.....

http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/

Please also note that train times use the 24 hour clock.*

* Television, interestingly, uses a 27 hour clock, which if you think about it, is a neat trick. Details on application.

[Claw75]

gissa job terry.  i can hand out towels and stuff innnit x

[Sweaty_Terry]

What the bleedin ell is going on here then?
This ain't some sort of social gathering place,.,.I comes here for me usual weekly update and it's all bleedin zoo trips, lost house keys and homosexual bleedin phone accessories.,.,.
I was saying to me old mucker Marquis Of Luton over a pint at the Dog'n'bleedin'duck on Enfield high street yesterday, same as what we does every weekend, that there's been a lot of people looking at the thread as guests, but that a lot of regs weren't here last week.,.,.,.
Just coz of GUKPT he reckoned. Don't bleedin worry Tel, I know forums and they'll be back he said.
Not with this pile of shite they bleedin won't. Sort it out yous lot.

[Claw75]

Details on application.

yes please

[Laxie]

Whatever about tea, trains and time clocks.  I've a more important question.

Sainsbury's taste the difference burgers - did you in fact taste the difference?

[Claw75]

Whatever about tea, trains and time clocks.  I've a more important question.

Sainsbury's taste the difference burgers - did you in fact taste the difference?

yeah - taste pretty much like homemade but without the hassle and (maybe it's just me) high risk of falling apart on cooking.  currently on offer for 2 packs of four for a fiver.  get in quick.

[The Captain]

This posting bollox must be some sort of virus, everyone appears to be catching it ? claws day, deans phones? tikays trains, sainsbury's burgers What the f*** is going on? the worlds gone mad.

[Laxie]

This posting bollox must be some sort of virus, everyone appears to be catching it ? claws day, deans phones? tikays trains, sainsbury's burgers What the f*** is going on? the worlds gone mad.

Surely you have a bird tale to add to the mix?  Go on then.  With all that other drivel, we really could do with spicing the place up a bit.

[tikay]

Details on application.

yes please

The ENG scheduling is a thing of beauty, but is quite complex, as many TV Programmes "cross" Midnight, which makes the schedule awkward to construct, with modern software unable to accept a single Show which spans two seperate calender dates. (All IT peeps are unreliable fuckwits).

So to overcome it, our day finishes at 27.00, being 0300 (3am) to ordinary people like you, the general public. So we - Television types - do not have a 0100, 0200, or 0300, & the day begins at 0400. Which in TV Terms, is written as 0400.

[Drain Alien]

I am LOVING this thread this afternoon.
Making me larf, smile & giggle.
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

However, I reckon some people on here are just taking the piss now tho, and to be frank I've had enough it.
I "LOG ON" here daily to read about poker @ the G.
Hardly any of the posts this afternoon relate to poker.
Just ridic.

[The Captain]

Laxie, trust me my day pales into insignificance compared to some of the rip rollocking adventures people are posting, how can I compete with a visit to a phone shop, or the neatness of shrubs in welwyn garden city? How we haven't split our sides as we are regaled by stories of people being locked out, or whether to have tea or coffee, or for that matter what time the 14-07 gets to fucking exeter is a mystery to me!

[tikay]

Laxie, trust me my day pales into insignificance compared to some of the rip rollocking adventures people are posting, how can I compete with a visit to a phone shop or the neatness of shrubs in welwyn garden city? How we haven't split our sides as we are regaled by stories of people being locked out, or whether to have tea or coffee, or for that matter what time the 14-07 gets to fucking exeter is a mystery to me!

14.07?

Exeter St Davids?

You sure?

[Laxie]

Yet another girl's hopes and dreams of a bird tale dashed.  Harsh, to be fair.  I genuinely was interested.  Oh well.  Will go sulk in the corner now.  Sigh.

As for you Drainy...hush!  You had yer go.  Give other people a chance ffs!

[Claw75]

i'll bet sicilian has a bird tale or two from his past that will be worth a read.  come on deano.

[tikay]

Laxie, trust me my day pales into insignificance compared to some of the rip rollocking adventures people are posting, how can I compete with a visit to a phone shop, or the neatness of shrubs in welwyn garden city? How we haven't split our sides as we are regaled by stories of people being locked out, or whether to have tea or coffee, or for that matter what time the 14-07 gets to fucking exeter is a mystery to me!

I checked, it's 13.48 or 14.05.

The latter leaves 17 minutes later, but interestingly, arrives 22 minutes later.