Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[the sicilian]

For this week's homework, I just require approx ten minutes of all league players' time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-0sqNpGdxQ&feature=player_embedded#!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNPWO_knF0c&feature=player_embedded

YES ! Finally Ade had given us his definition of Chompy..' Emotional, Neurotic begginer ' wp sir Lolz

[Chompy]

Shook his hand at the Gutshot on Wednesday and didn't call him a tosser or anything.

Just hope he makes day two at DTD and we get another chapter of 'An Audience With Ade'. Go Tighty!

[Laxie]

Shook his hand at the Gutshot on Wednesday and didn't call him a tosser or anything.

Just hope he makes day two at DTD and we get another chapter of 'An Audience With Ade'. Go Tighty!

Your dreams have been dashed as he's just been knocked out. 

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        20     3    0    1    2       80       4.00
Tightend             28     2    2    3    3       95       3.39
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Sir Donksalot        51     4    3    2    5       172      3.37
G-Rodge              56     6    1    2    9       157      2.80
Boer Wars            106    10   2    6    13      294      2.77
Tikay                34     3    1    2    2       92       2.71
Winkie               20     1    0    1    4       54       2.70
Celtic               42     4    0    0    6       112      2.67
Claw                 50     4    2    2    2       124      2.48
Jonnyplum            78     4    3    1    10      187      2.40
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Chompy               58     3    4    1    6       133      2.29
Evil Edna            120    7    3    4    11      270      2.25
China Mug            124    3    4    4    21      277      2.23
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
British Gas          51     1    4    0    4       111      2.18
Rockstar             103    4    4    2    14      224      2.17
LittleRedRidingHood  39     1    1    2    6       84       2.15
Xpressman            79     2    2    4    6       159      2.01
Snatiramas           14     1    0    0    1       25       1.79
Luther               123    3    1    3    17      218      1.77
Pizzled              78     2    3    3    4       124      1.59
Drain Alien          45     1    1    0    7       69       1.53
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Handsome Paul        35     2    0    0    2       50       1.43
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Nirvana              82     2    1    2    6       112      1.37
Dingdell             32     1    1    0    1       41       1.28
Lucky                57     3    1    0    3       72       1.26

Updated up to and including Sat 4 September

September table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Lucky                1    0    0    0       18
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       13
Jonnyplum            0    1    0    0       12
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       8

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         21     16     5      7      53     +1108   2.52
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      21     +156    2.10
Clawbird       2      1      1      0      2      +21     1.00
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Evil Edna      6      0      6      0      0      -246    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Nothing doing yesterday, although 40-year sleeper netted 18 fantasy points for TV's Tony Manbag.
So it's on to tonight's proper comp in its new 6pm slot.

For anyone who missed Tighty's interview with Ade yesterday...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqrg_VCPgAQ

[Sweaty_Terry]

I'm just getting ready for me Sunday lunchtime pint or three with me old mucker The Marquis Of Luton down the Dog'n'bleeding Duck but I dunno if I fancy a few beers after what I just seen.,.,.

Once a month I like to go pay me respects to the dear old Queen muvver at her resting place, gawd rest her soul, and then go visit me old mum, Sweaty Theresa's grave.,.,.,.

Walking down Enfield High Street minding me own business I was when I seen a league member necking an older woman outside the crematorium! I expect that sort of shite from young kids what show no respect but no from one of the league leaders.,.,.,

Please have a bleedin word with yourself son.,.,.

[FallenAngelAlex]

ok must be a very slow sunday - sitting here with bugger all to do and being a newbie on here thought id read some of the old posts - well ive been here for what seems like an age and im only up to page 40!! im off to make a bacon sarnie

[Laxie]

That's proper dedication, so it is.  Or just plain loopy.  But either way...fair play to ya!

[TightEnd]

Lucky finals the DTD £300

Pop across and wish him luck, he is watching

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=49548.msg1230786;boardseen#new

[FallenAngelAlex]

That's proper dedication, so it is.  Or just plain loopy.  But either way...fair play to ya!

maybe a lil of both - trying to get to grips with it all - i recognise maybe 2 or 3 people but am a bit flumoxed when it comes to working out who everyone is - maybe it would help me loads (hint hint) if anyone who is on here and sees me at the G comes over and tells me who they are as i seriously dont have a clue - help me lol!!!!

[luther101]

Lucky finals the DTD £300

Pop across and wish him luck, he is watching

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=49548.msg1230786;boardseen#new

The Chinese lad and Chris Brion play @ Luton fairly regularly.

[Laxie]

That's proper dedication, so it is.  Or just plain loopy.  But either way...fair play to ya!

maybe a lil of both - trying to get to grips with it all - i recognise maybe 2 or 3 people but am a bit flumoxed when it comes to working out who everyone is - maybe it would help me loads (hint hint) if anyone who is on here and sees me at the G comes over and tells me who they are as i seriously dont have a clue - help me lol!!!!

I'm more of a blonde reg than a Luton reg or I'd be all over this request. 

Mostly read the thread to keep up to date on happenings for the once or twice a year when I do show my face.  That...and it's a funny thread to read.

Give a few forum names that have you stumped and I might be able to help out with descriptions for ya.

[FallenAngelAlex]

That's proper dedication, so it is.  Or just plain loopy.  But either way...fair play to ya!

maybe a lil of both - trying to get to grips with it all - i recognise maybe 2 or 3 people but am a bit flumoxed when it comes to working out who everyone is - maybe it would help me loads (hint hint) if anyone who is on here and sees me at the G comes over and tells me who they are as i seriously dont have a clue - help me lol!!!!

I'm more of a blonde reg than a Luton reg or I'd be all over this request. 

Mostly read the thread to keep up to date on happenings for the once or twice a year when I do show my face.  That...and it's a funny thread to read.

Give a few forum names that have you stumped and I might be able to help out with descriptions for ya.

Ah thanks Laxie - its more putting faces to names which im rubbish at remembering anyway - i have trouble remembering what i done 24 hours ago lol - Ady tries describing people to me and says things like "you played them on such a such a table" but i cant remember - think ill have to just wing it - i do already thats why i call everyone babe lol - that way people dont get offended when i get thier names wrong!!

so whats this league thingy all about? how does it work?

[Laxie]

Oh errr, prolly hafta leave that one up to league elders or some one of the bald ones to explain. 

The only part I know for sure is you get points for cashing.  Which is why you'll often find many Luton/blonde regs making all sorts of promises and pleas for bubble savers.  It can't be pretty if ya ask me, but there ya have it. 

Oh yeah - there's also a rule about the tourney having a certain number of runners to qualify for points.  The number required?  Not so sure.  But I'd bet my life most of the peeps playing don't actually do much running. 

[FallenAngelAlex]

Oh errr, prolly hafta leave that one up to league elders or some one of the bald ones to explain. 

The only part I know for sure is you get points for cashing.  Which is why you'll often find many Luton/blonde regs making all sorts of promises and pleas for bubble savers.  It can't be pretty if ya ask me, but there ya have it. 

Oh yeah - there's also a rule about the tourney having a certain number of runners to qualify for points.  The number required?  Not so sure.  But I'd bet my life most of the peeps playing don't actually do much running. 

Thanks again Laxie - i will make the appropriate plea to the legue elders for guidance in the hope of been shown the light

[Claw75]

Hi Alex - Claire/Tracey/Michelle/Fred here (i.e. everyone forgets my name so i don't mind). League is as Laxie described, points for finishing in the money (or securing a saver) for any comp over 25 runners, with bonus points for +50 (and more for even bigger fields, but can't remember off the top of my head).  Chompy does all the hard work updating the table and giving us a review of the previous evening's results every morning.  He's a very funny man and thread worth reading just for his posts imo.  There's also a fantasy league (now in a separate thread) where points are awarded on a similar basis, but the pool of players people had to choose from was not limited to those who hang around here.  Gavin Kan (Pizzled) would be doing a lot better if he hadn't dropped me at the last minute....just saying'......

hopefully there'll be another league for 2011, so hang around for a bit, join in with the banter on the thread and don't forget to sign up before January starts

to Ady too!