Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[luther101]

Mmmmmmmmmm - how to define a 'Galatico'      .......

A Fruit that raises/calls/floats with absolute shite - desperately trying to hit/rep/or outplay Betty.

Is Avi Dar Fish the Chairman of the Luton Galactonic Society?

Avi Darvish !! don't make me laugh...i said we are Galatico not team tesco FFS...

We are the immortals... looking down from on high ( top of the league ) with our own Mata Hari leading the way..we have more dancing in us than the little geezer out of diversity... Chompy wanted to join but his ego's too big.

Have you seen Celtic lately... he raises more than a porn star on crack... he truly wears the crown of invincibilty.. and as for Johnson...

Hang on where's Johnson?..
he's where?
still sitting in the corner sulking...
look tell him if he comes back Vinny said he can borrow the crown of invincibilty...
FFS...
The MAS days of domination are over...they scour the backwaters ( Sunday £5 rebuy ) for fresh grinding talent... but all they hear is
'isnt limp calling with qj os utg for half my stack and folding a good play ? '

It is over, let the age of Aquarius begin !!!!!!!

Fuck me Celtic you were right about that Iron Bru...

Where's D J???

Errrrmmmmmm       .....        chopped the £250 (and picked up another two - minor - flags) down at Gaytown!

Hardly 'sulking' Deano!

 

[the sicilian]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiii
The Galactico's are spreading... Well done Brother ..class..

[Chompy]

Runners alert!

A field of 47 went to post for tonight's Mogadon Stakes (Group 1), including an influx of Sky Poker Types (Selling handicap). The blinds were 800-1600 when I departed about 15th at arounnd 2am. Final table scheduled to start at around 3am and finish at 4.30am imo.

Xpressman in a good position to TID with the MOF and wrap up the monthly standings already.

"TID with the MOF" (took it down with the minimum of fuss) is the new phrase about to sweep the poker world by storm. I briefed leading analyst Richard Bacon tonight and he'll be using it plenty on CH865.

[Claw75]

9 still left (6 paid officially, but savers done) when I finally gave up railing about about 3.10.  League points aplenty to be added tomorrow including one score for the MAS and one for the Galaticos.

[the sicilian]

47 for monday wowser...picked up well hasn't it

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Tightend             34     3    2    3    4       117      3.44
Celtic               55     6    1    1    8       181      3.29
G-Rodge              67     9    1    2    11      217      3.24
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
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Sir Donksalot        60     4    3    2    8       190      3.17
Tikay                40     3    1    3    3       112      2.80
Boer Wars            110    10   2    6    13      294      2.67
Xpressman            84     2    3    3    6       216      2.57
Claw                 57     4    2    3    3       144      2.53
Chompy               64     4    4    1    7       155      2.42
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Winkie               23     1    0    1    4       54       2.35
Rockstar             107    4    4    2    16      235      2.20
Jonnyplum            85     4    3    1    10      187      2.20
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
Evil Edna            141    8    3    4    14      304      2.16
China Mug            135    3    4    4    21      277      2.05
LittleRedRidingHood  41     1    1    2    6       84       2.05
British Gas          58     1    4    0    4       111      1.91
Luther               132    3    1    3    19      230      1.74
Snatiramas           15     1    0    0    1       25       1.67
Pizzled              85     2    3    4    4       136      1.60
Drain Alien          48     1    1    0    8       75       1.56
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Lucky                68     3    1    0    5       95       1.40
Handsome Paul        36     2    0    0    2       50       1.39
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Nirvana              86     2    1    2    6       112      1.30
Dingdell             36     1    1    0    1       41       1.14

Updated up to and including Mon 11 October

October table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            2    1    1    0       57
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
G-Rodge              1    0    0    0       15
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Evil Edna            0    0    0    2       12
Tikay                0    0    0    1       11
Rockstar             0    0    0    2       11
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       6
Drainy               0    0    0    1       6
Lucky                0    0    0    1       5
Luther               0    0    0    1       5

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman
September      Celtic

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         31     22     9      11     55     +1496   1.77
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      15     +156    1.50
Clawbird       3      2      1      0      4      +76     1.33
Evil Edna      14     5      9      0      10     -622    0.71
Lucky          3      1      2      0      2      -69     0.67
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Forget it Sky bods, you'll never match the run-good powers of the Luton regs. Blando Kalrisian, Gidzo, Richard Bacon, TV's Tony Kendall...your boys took one hell of a beating.

In sixth, we have the man who bought George Fornby to Hollywoods in Romford. Step forward AJ v AK Rockstar for 5pts.
In second, and surging my fantasy team towards ultimate glory, we have Xpressman, who overcame a runner-runner chop v Forty-year heater (99 v AQ on a Q 10 9 flop; came 8 J) for 12pts.
And ridiculously atop the pile we have Celtic, who proved once again that you don't have to play well to TID with the MOF (maximum of flatulence). A hefty 15pts for the Galcrapticos member, which will give he'm something to reflect on at the opening team meeting in Sir Donksalot's tree house after school this afternoon.

Elsewhere, Mogadon Monday was put in the shade over at the scrabble table, as Lucky and Clairebear registered one game in three hours. Claw TID 323-278, a scoreline Avi later described as 'shit'. Probz.

Anyone seen this from Strictly Come Dancing? 3m7secs in. MDD would have been proud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycdgRUEbKRU

[tikay]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Tightend             34     3    2    3    4       117      3.44
G-Rodge              67     9    1    2    11      217      3.24
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
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Sir Donksalot        60     4    3    2    8       190      3.17
Celtic               55     5    1    1    8       166      3.02
Tikay                40     3    1    3    3       112      2.80
Boer Wars            110    10   2    6    13      294      2.67
Claw                 57     4    2    3    3       144      2.53
Xpressman            84     2    2    3    6       204      2.43
Chompy               64     4    4    1    7       155      2.42
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Winkie               23     1    0    1    4       54       2.35
Jonnyplum            85     4    3    1    10      187      2.20
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
Evil Edna            141    8    3    4    14      304      2.16
Rockstar             107    4    4    2    15      230      2.15
China Mug            135    3    4    4    21      277      2.05
LittleRedRidingHood  41     1    1    2    6       84       2.05
British Gas          58     1    4    0    4       111      1.91
Luther               132    3    1    3    19      230      1.74
Snatiramas           15     1    0    0    1       25       1.67
Pizzled              85     2    3    4    4       136      1.60
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Drain Alien          48     1    1    0    7       69       1.44
Lucky                68     3    1    0    5       95       1.40
Handsome Paul        36     2    0    0    2       50       1.39
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Nirvana              86     2    1    2    6       112      1.30
Dingdell             36     1    1    0    1       41       1.14

Updated up to and including Mon 11 October

October table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            2    0    1    0       45
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
G-Rodge              1    0    0    0       15
Evil Edna            0    0    0    2       12
Tikay                0    0    0    1       11
Rockstar             0    0    0    1       6
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       6
Lucky                0    0    0    0       5
Luther               0    0    0    1       5

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman
September      Celtic

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         31     22     9      11     55     +1496   1.77
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      15     +156    1.50
Clawbird       2      1      1      0      2      +21     1.00
Lucky          2      1      1      0      2      -14     1.00
Evil Edna      14     5      9      0      10     -622    0.71
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Forget it Sky bods, you'll never match the run-good powers of the Luton regs. Blando Kalrisian, Gidzo, Richard Bacon, TV's Tony Kendall...your boys took one hell of a beating.

In eighth, we have Imperial Pigeon dweller Holdyfoldy for 3pts.
In sixth, we have the man who bought George Fornby to Hollywoods in Romford. Step forward AJ v AK Rockstar for 5pts.
In second, and surging my fantasy team towards ultimate glory, we have Xpressman, who overcame a runner-runner chop v Forty-year heater (99 v AQ on a Q 10 9 flop; came 8 J) for 12pts.
And ridiculously atop the pile we have Celtic, who proved once again that you don't have to play well to TID with the MOF (maximum of flatulence). A hefty 15pts for the Galcrapticos member, which will give he'm something to reflect on at the opening team meeting in Sir Donksalot's tree house after school this afternoon.

Elsewhere, Mogadon Monday was put in the shade over at the scrabble table, as Lucky and Clairebear registered one game in three hours. Claw TID 323-278, a scoreline Avi later described as 'shit'. Probz.

Anyone seen this from Strictly Come Dancing? 3m7secs in. MDD would have been proud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycdgRUEbKRU

People sit at home & watch that pap as a Saturday night treat?

[Claw75]

Elsewhere, Mogadon Monday was put in the shade over at the scrabble table, as Lucky and Clairebear registered one game in three hours. Claw TID 323-278, a scoreline Avi later described as 'shit'. Probz.

don't forget to update the scrabble league innit.  played a game with Richard Orford later on which he forfeited, so i reckon that counts for scoreage too.

[Claw75]

and well done Vinnster!

[Chompy]

Only matches versus league bums count in the scrabz league. No deal Clawbird.

[Claw75]

actually, I was pondering on my way home that it's been a while since the 'who are the best/worst players in Luton hot potato' has been raised.  There aren't many players I really hate playing against, but Vinny is deffo top of that list (no, not coz of the flatulence).  Gotta be right up there for the 'best  Luton Reg 2010' crown surely?

Just for clarity, this is not a joke post

[tikay]

Elsewhere, Mogadon Monday was put in the shade over at the scrabble table, as Lucky and Clairebear registered one game in three hours. Claw TID 323-278, a scoreline Avi later described as 'shit'. Probz.

don't forget to update the scrabble league innit.  played a game with Richard Orford later on which he forfeited, so i reckon that counts for scoreage too.

Orford is illiterate! He can't write a script, never mind play Scrabble, I have to write all his Show material.

[Claw75]

Only matches versus league bums count in the scrabz league. No deal Clawbird.

he really wants to join the league.  he said.  i'm sure he did.

[Chompy]

actually, I was pondering on my way home that it's been a while since the 'who are the best/worst players in Luton hot potato' has been raised.  There aren't many players I really hate playing against, but Vinny is deffo top of that list (no, not coz of the flatulence).  Gotta be right up there for the 'best  Luton Reg 2010' crown surely?

Just for clarity, this is not a joke post

Sure isn't.

Here you go Drainy (for when you finally log in again), here's that photo you requested:

[Claw75]

a bit more interest from around the tables last night in next week's night out, sign up here if you haven't already!

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=49447.0