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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2013, 02:03:36 AM »

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop one day. Once he's pulled over, the policeman taps on his window and says "Do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am."

Did he have any meth on him?

I don't get it. 

Thank goodness I wasn't the only one!
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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2013, 04:16:18 AM »

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop one day. Once he's pulled over, the policeman taps on his window and says "Do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am."


Brilliant.

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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2013, 04:21:02 AM »

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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2013, 09:59:20 AM »

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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2013, 10:02:44 AM »

Cheesy
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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2013, 10:04:18 AM »

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop one day. Once he's pulled over, the policeman taps on his window and says "Do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am."

Did he have any meth on him?

I don't get it.  

Thank goodness I wasn't the only one!

Keys was referring to the uncertainty principle and I think Woodsey was referring to Breaking Bad. See, it's all about balance boys..
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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2013, 10:23:02 AM »

The uncertainty principle I got; breaking bad whooshed me.

I have balance issues.
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« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2013, 12:13:05 PM »

how I roll and h2o2 are too good. actually rofling about the office.
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« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2021, 12:56:07 PM »

Beethoven: So what up, guys? Are you ready for some serious symphonies?

Excited crowd: YEEEAAAAHHHHH!

Beethoven: I can’t hear you.....

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« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2021, 05:10:10 PM »

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question.
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