The Best In The Business

[DaveShoelace]

The few times I have been in similar situations at a poker table I just point out I have done it with at a girl before. That's like kryptonite to these people.

[SuuPRlim]

cocaine is a helluva drug

haha

You see the PAD PLO cash game yrs back with Jared and Phil Ivey, Jared basically spends the whole episode trying to talk strategy with Phil Ivey...after 15 minutes of him just talking geek stuff at Ivey he just turns to him and goes "what the hell's a VPIP?"

Then when he leaves the table for a bit, Ivey says "who the hell is this kid?" Dwan says "that's Harrington online" and Ivey just replies "who?"

Hahaha burrrrrn Jared burrrrrrrrrrrn

He told me I was the worst player in the whole world too once *worstintheworldeverfwends*

[DungBeetle]

Stealthmunk and Bleznik sound like socially compromised tools.   Can't think of much worse than sharing a table with them.

[Longy]

The guy clearly has a bunch of issues that are not directly related to poker. Hard to turn the other cheek in the heat of the moment, so good for you.

[Longy]

Obvious he is a huge pos just to add to that.

[The Camel]

A+ story.

I knew all about Stealthmunk, no clue about this other guy.

[pleno1]

A+ story.

I knew all about Stealthmunk, no clue about this other guy.

He's known as a huge scumbag online, he's cheated his way into millions, or so its reported… Whenever a new account comes out in high stakes PLO everybody just assumes its him. People say he's had multiple accounts on the same table before.

This is him as he tries to spite knock me out, unlucky bro, see you next year. Got this photo really blatantly just stood up, flash on, smiiiiiiile.

Click to see full-size image.

[The Camel]

A+ story.

I knew all about Stealthmunk, no clue about this other guy.

He's known as a huge scumbag online, he's cheated his way into millions, or so its reported… Whenever a new account comes out in high stakes PLO everybody just assumes its him. People say he's had multiple accounts on the same table before.

This is him as he tries to spite knock me out, unlucky bro, see you next year. Got this photo really blatantly just stood up, flash on, smiiiiiiile.

Click to see full-size image.

It is beautiful. So rare that justice is served so perfectly.

Great story from Dave too. Ivey has the best put downs (intentional or not)

[Magic817]

Great work from Ivey in the one drop

Pratyush ‏@pratyushbuddiga  · 14h14 hours ago 
Ivey snap goes "Alright Noel" the first hand Hastings raises hahaha

[Marky147]

Can't see it will be long before there is a 2p2 thread with that muppet hospitalised, or worse...

Handled very well, and definitely don't think I'd have been able to conduct myself quite so well!

[baldock92]

Would love to see the videos you mentioned! He sounds like a complete dick, keeping quiet and trying to stay patient must have been impossible

[cambridgealex]

Post the videos imo, why not?

[FUN4FRASER]

Post the videos imo, why not?

Yeah this

At the table you definitely did the the right thing " sticks and stones may break my bones" etc plus your objective was to progress in the tournament and not get involved in verbal warfare with an imbecile

Now, after the event as long it doesn't affect your mind I see no reason why you shouldnt post especially if it highlights his rude antics.

Well done on the cash regardless

[pleno1]

Played the $1500 today and played a very controversial hand.


Xuan Lui is my good friends girlfriend but I don't think she knows who I am etc. She's on my table and I've been speaking to the guy on my direct right (she's on my direct left) for around 70 minutes, she then asks am I pads and we shake hands and introduce ourselves whilst the dealer shuffles. We are BVB and it folds round to me in the SB, the bb is 400 and she has around 6k, I barely cover.

I look down at KK. I know literally nothing about her game, never played with here, but know she's competent and that her bf is very good and they talk a lot of poker. I think I remember seeing her bluff somewhere, somehow but have no idea really.

I decide to limp, I think she's pretty aggressive from what I know and it was a spot where it looked like we were talking and I'd try to get in cheap. She checks pretty quickly (no thought at all about shoving)

Flop is 988, I bet 500 (one chip) she calls pretty quickly.

Turn is 9889, I check and she bets 1000 (one chip) and I tank and fold.

Maybe this is a really bad fold I'm not sure. I assumed she jams JT/QT hands pre or jams flop sometimes, or checks turn sometimes.

She definitely will jam all Ax pre so she's definitely not protecting.

So she can have bluffs, sure. She can have 67, t7, j7 that I don't block, the thing is though theres a read here that may be wrong, but I feel when somebody is going to potentially bluff a weak hand here they are way more inclined to go like 1175, 1100, 1300, 1250, 1325 kind of sizings rather than this 1000. She also may check some of those occasionally and she can have all the 9x/8x. I just really felt like I was beat and went with my initiative and folded.

I busted the very next hand open jamming 13bbs with AT and losing vs TT.

[George2Loose]

Think she 4 bet bluffed Rupert on final of EPT Remo and he 5 bet jammed 8 high

Also a big hand in an EPT against ziggy ziyard where she raised flop and bet jammed with air and he folded kings