Two very similar, yet very funny stories

1)
One reg who I have a lot of history with and we kinda hate eachother, but like eachother at the same time sent me this message on Skype.. I'm doing like 3 things and not really taking much notice as I'm half asleep, but I basically realise he is really into the hand and thinks its good when its probably (from first glance) pretty bad. He tells me its vs a reg that I know as his second line to me, with absolutely no reason to lie...
[30/12/2012 20:35:49] Jason:
http://weaktight.com/5364344[30/12/2012 20:39:41] Patrick Leonard: wth?

[30/12/2012 20:39:57] Jason: what do u think
[30/12/2012 20:40:05] Jason: vs _x_x
[30/12/2012 20:40:51] Patrick Leonard: call/fold >>> all in
[30/12/2012 20:41:14] Jason: im not shoving for value
[30/12/2012 20:41:50] Patrick Leonard: i know
[30/12/2012 20:42:04] Patrick Leonard: but hes not r/folding
[30/12/2012 20:42:09] Jason: why do u think its that much worse than calling
[30/12/2012 20:42:10] Patrick Leonard: dont wry
[30/12/2012 20:42:15] Patrick Leonard: i understand the concept
[30/12/2012 20:42:25] Patrick Leonard: just in this specific spot tis really bad
[30/12/2012 20:42:43] Patrick Leonard: because hes def not improved to 2 pair
[30/12/2012 20:42:54] Jason: im trying to fold flushes and straights
[30/12/2012 20:43:03] Patrick Leonard: yeh he isnt folding f/straigts
[30/12/2012 20:43:05] Patrick Leonard: although
[30/12/2012 20:43:09] Patrick Leonard: he doesnt have many rstraights
[30/12/2012 20:43:35] Jason: i wonder what you would say if i wouldve sent u that from his perspective
[30/12/2012 20:43:38] Jason: vs 3bet river
[30/12/2012 20:43:40] Jason: with 3rd flush
[30/12/2012 20:45:22] Patrick Leonard: that means nothing though
[30/12/2012 20:45:27] Patrick Leonard: what you would/should do
[30/12/2012 20:45:31] Patrick Leonard: and what others do
[30/12/2012 20:45:34] Patrick Leonard: is completely different
[30/12/2012 20:46:01] Jason: no matter what
[30/12/2012 20:46:06] Jason: I thought i could fold his entire range
[30/12/2012 20:46:13] Jason: maybe ksxs
[30/12/2012 20:46:15] Jason: not
[30/12/2012 20:46:16] Jason: probably not
[30/12/2012 20:46:30] Patrick Leonard: kxss and qxss is the same hand
[30/12/2012 20:46:48] Jason: yeabut he has to have a frequency
[30/12/2012 20:47:05] Patrick Leonard: he doesnt have to
[30/12/2012 20:47:09] Jason: yea true
[30/12/2012 20:47:10] Patrick Leonard: people dont do what they should do
[30/12/2012 20:47:19] Jason: _x_x is a good reg
[30/12/2012 20:47:31] Jason: okayisch reg
[30/12/2012 20:49:13] Patrick Leonard: yeh
[30/12/2012 20:49:15] Patrick Leonard: but good regs
[30/12/2012 20:49:21] Patrick Leonard: dont necessarily care about freuqencies
[30/12/2012 20:50:38] Jason: thats good for us
[30/12/2012 20:51:54] Patrick Leonard: not realy
[30/12/2012 20:52:00] Patrick Leonard: best players dont care so much about frequencies
[30/12/2012 20:52:02] Patrick Leonard: bad regs
[30/12/2012 20:52:05] Patrick Leonard: concentrate on it too much
[30/12/2012 20:52:17] Jason: no its like
[30/12/2012 20:52:24] Jason: he has to have a callingfrequency
[30/12/2012 20:52:28] Jason: by gto
[30/12/2012 20:52:40] Jason: and its 1 comb Ks9s or something like that
[30/12/2012 20:52:47] Patrick Leonard: yeh but gto doesnt matter lol
Yesterday, I then get a message from another grinder, who used to have mutual hatred from me, like always arguing in chat box and just general huge rivalry that actually gets on ok with me now.
xxxxxxxxxxxx: Prima, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
MP: $595.60 (148.9 bb)
CO: $551 (137.8 bb)
BTN: $536.90 (134.2 bb)
SB: $639.22 (159.8 bb)
Hero (BB): $716.30 (179.1 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with

2 folds, BTN raises to $8, SB folds, Hero calls $4
Flop: ($18)

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $12, Hero calls $12
Turn: ($42)

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $28, Hero calls $28
River: ($98)

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $68, Hero raises to $200, BTN raises to $488.90 and is all-in, Hero
anonymous table, enige info is 50hands, 100% cbet flop na 5 instances, 100% turn na 2 en 100% river na 1
It might not sound funny, but I found it hilarious that the two biggest villains I have in poker both send me the same river spot from each others angles both thinking that the other one is terrible and one of them lieing about who the hand was against which is pretty absurd too.
The second guy sent me a graph from "today" it was a 35 hour session online where he had played 27000 hands in one day and had made 10k

He isn't very good but it just shows how much these guys really #lovethegame
2) This one is probably a litle better, so thanks for those who have stayed around for this..
Luke Field, LFmagic is a very very nice, popular guy who is knowing for being a huge degen and a good cards player. Like a toned down, English version of Isildur I guess.
He posted this on his facebook..
"so $2/$4 HU PLO still plays big over on FTP... #wages"
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Naturally, I "liked" the photo.
On Sunday, I played 1 tournament. A random 50 super turbo. I'm on the final and there is a friend who I've not spoken to for 3 months on my right, I let him know its me on his left. #niceguy
[1:35:08 AM] xxxxx:lost 16k vs sickest fish hu ysterday, 10k under ev
[1:35:23 AM] xxxxxx: he played 96/91 with 82% 3b over 800h in plo400
[1:35:34 AM] Patrick Leonard: lfmagic?
[1:35:38 AM] xxxxx: y?
[1:35:39 AM] xxxxxx: u know him?
[1:35:42 AM] Patrick Leonard: haha yeah
[1:35:50 AM] xxxxxx: he is good??
[1:35:59 AM] xxxxxX: no way
[1:36:00 AM] Patrick Leonard: no idea dont play plo
[1:36:02 AM] xxxxxxx:

[1:36:07 AM] xxxxxx: dude
[1:36:12 AM] xxxxxxx: [1:34 AM] xxxxxxx:
<<< 96/91 with 82% 3b
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