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« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2010, 11:02:59 PM »
"That's poker".
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« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2010, 11:09:30 PM »
Reminds me of an all time great thread

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=40545.0
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« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2010, 11:14:03 PM »
Quote from: titaniumbean on October 21, 2010, 08:46:36 PM


"So the guy bets the flop and I 3 bet him"

Ha moorman always says this, so fcking tilting.
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« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2010, 11:16:10 PM »
When people say raise when theyre 1st to act in a pot on the flop.

Who the fk are you raising mate!?!

Your clearly just betting.
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« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2010, 11:23:24 PM »
Quote from: Royal Flush on October 21, 2010, 11:14:03 PM
Quote from: titaniumbean on October 21, 2010, 08:46:36 PM


"So the guy bets the flop and I 3 bet him"

Ha moorman always says this, so fcking tilting.

Wat, he's amazing and says that?! So tilting!!!!




Quote from: ChipRich on October 21, 2010, 11:16:10 PM
When people say raise when they are 1st to act in a pot on the flop.

Who the fk are you raising mate!?!

You're clearly just betting.


fyp but you're right!
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« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2010, 11:26:37 PM »
Quote from: titaniumbean on October 21, 2010, 10:21:54 PM
In the same vein as mondatoo.



Pair on board


I HAVE TWO PAIR


oh really do you, you complete bellend. WHICH TWO PAIR, FKING SPECIFY zomg arghghghghghgh

Norrrrr, this is awesome - it's a way to get someone who has a better pair than you to muck because he can't read a board.
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« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2010, 11:44:18 PM »
Quote from: AndrewT on October 21, 2010, 11:26:37 PM
Quote from: titaniumbean on October 21, 2010, 10:21:54 PM
In the same vein as mondatoo.



Pair on board


I HAVE TWO PAIR


oh really do you, you complete bellend. WHICH TWO PAIR, FKING SPECIFY zomg arghghghghghgh

Norrrrr, this is awesome - it's a way to get someone who has a better pair than you to muck because he can't read a board.

Time wasting. Winds me right up. Live is slow enough in and of itself than to have people constantly wasting 10-30 seconds at the showdown of each hand. So sigh it' untrue.
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« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2010, 03:39:02 AM »
"oh is it me...I didn't know"

Fukkkkkk off


" I had pot odds...had to call"..:.post bad beat fishy internet playing live types
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« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2010, 04:16:59 AM »
I put u on ak.

No u didnt u cu*t you hoped i had ak ewrehydhfrgtrgsr

and...

I hate pockets jacks

arrrrgh
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« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2010, 04:30:57 AM »
yh, thats gets me as well

"god I hate pocket jacks, Id rather have 67suited any day"

Also - "Dam, AK, I NEVER, EVER hit"

wel, stop plying the hand like a deadbeat fkin moron and then you might win with it
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« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2010, 06:10:48 AM »
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How much you got behind?

Mate, you ask this everytime, just count the frecking chips yourself c*nt.

Also, when Amatay says
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« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2010, 08:41:32 AM »
Most live poker comments are irritating to be honest. Thank god for the ipod I say. With over 5000 songs on mine it's the only chance I get to listen to it (yes I have my moody, antisocial moments).

And, yeah, the Anna Kournikova one is a little tiresome, although a mate of mine did come up with a gem on that one.

Some twat had explained why AK was called Anna Kournikova and to lighten the boredom I started talking about her merits as a tennis player, saying "I don't think she won much but she did get to a few semi's" His reply was "yeah, she gave me a few semi's"
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« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2010, 10:59:55 AM »
Its snobbish, but I am getting tired of people pointing out to me the odds of certain non AK vs QQ spots like when something is a 60/40 or when a certain combo draw is 'actually the favourite' - surely everyone knows this by now and doesn't need to be the topic of a chat.

Oh and when someone justifies a terrible call or shove by saying 'well, I knew I was live'

Actually, it just pisses me off when people talk in general
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« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2010, 11:20:19 AM »
Alot of things really wind me up... Most have been said already but Ill list them lol.

Any name for a hand, unless your using it as a com reason for outdrawing a mate (EG, you 3b/get there with J4o, "BUT WHATS A JACK FOR?!"). I JUST LOST WITH POCKET ROCKETS! Go die...

Raise when your betting. Ugh... Also Re-raise when making the first raise. Nope, still wrong sir, thats just raise.

When people identify a premium that they "hate" and "never win with". You massacared that hand mate, Im not surprised.

Amongst others lol.

On the note of turning your hand over, I was all in in a live comp the other day, I turned my hand over straight away and a friend was like "What? You turned your hand over so quickly I thought you had aces!!"

No mate, Im all in, why slow down the game by sitting there all fking day
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« Reply #44 on: October 22, 2010, 11:23:31 AM »
People who get annoyed aggravate the shit out of me.  
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