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« Reply #75 on: October 23, 2010, 01:06:11 PM » |
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everything tilts me live. The cringeworthy leering chat between the male players and the female attractive dealer. Look lads you aint got a chance, stop being so fkin cheesy and hurry the fk up.
THIS some bloke turns up to play live, hasnt showered or shaved for a week and then starts trying it on with a woman young enough to be his daugher. tiltaments. |
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #76 on: October 23, 2010, 02:54:28 PM » |
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Saying trips, when they have a pair in their hand. The bet/raise, whichever way it's used wrong, and people looking at their cards, then getting up and leaving the table before their turn to act, then acting as if they've done nothing wrong when told off by the dealer.
Anyone who asks the dealer for decent cards, as if the dealer is controlling what they receive.
Generally I love most random poker chat though!
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What do I get, no sleep at night.
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« Reply #77 on: October 23, 2010, 04:45:38 PM » |
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People who check dark and think it shows how much they know about poker when in reality it's obviously dumb grrrrr
Disagree massively with this one. Checking in the dark is sometimes a really good play, especially when totally unexpected. Yeah but if you're playing fiddy one with a bunch of randoms, then they say check dark and look all smug because they saw it on TV, it's so dumb it's brilliant. |
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« Reply #78 on: October 23, 2010, 08:12:21 PM » |
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"I knew you were at it"
On a flop of 772: "Wow I had 72!! I would've won if I'd called"
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« Reply #79 on: October 23, 2010, 08:31:50 PM » |
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the classic
"IT WON DIDN'T IT"
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« Reply #80 on: October 23, 2010, 10:09:33 PM » |
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worse than any of this is people that eat like animals at the table and get their greasy fucking hands all over the cards.
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« Reply #81 on: October 23, 2010, 10:15:09 PM » |
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those that say lol every time they lose a hand
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Most of the bets placed so far seem more like hopeful punts rather than value spots
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« Reply #82 on: October 23, 2010, 11:39:59 PM » |
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worse than any of this is people that eat like animals at the table and get their greasy fucking hands all over the cards.
lol this. Also those who leave half there dry scalp on the tbl. Tons of those greasy businessmen types in the vic. |
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« Reply #83 on: October 23, 2010, 11:44:37 PM » |
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those that say lol every time they lose a hand
I have never heard anyone say this out loud ever. |
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« Reply #84 on: October 24, 2010, 01:03:19 AM » |
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those that say lol every time they lose a hand
I have never heard anyone say this out loud ever. i think he's referring to internet play |
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« Reply #85 on: October 24, 2010, 09:01:56 AM » |
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Those who fold by pushing their cards a quarter of an inch toward the line.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #86 on: October 24, 2010, 10:23:55 AM » |
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"I havent even seen a picture card in (insert exaggerated amount of time here)"
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« Reply #87 on: October 24, 2010, 01:33:01 PM » |
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Raise, re raise, then some clown always says after a little dwell up ....."im all out" just muck your facking cards.
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« Reply #88 on: October 24, 2010, 08:19:27 PM » |
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Internet terms used in real dialogue. "lol" "sigh" "donkaments" "powned" etc in the middle of an otherwise acceptable sentence.
btw "backraise" rocks - tilts the fook out of anyone under 60.
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« Reply #89 on: October 24, 2010, 08:20:10 PM » |
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btw "backraise" rocks - tilts the fook out of anyone under 60.
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