Poker terms that annoy you.

[dik9]

"Wanna buy some fireworks?"

[Dingdell]

Isn't this thread just the cliff notes for the APAT comp at Luton tomorrow??

[RED-DOG]

"Wanna buy some fireworks?"

 

[Mitch]

Was speaking to Thewy the other night at DTD, just in general about Pokerstars software, and multitabling, blah blah blah etc etc when guy pipes up with,

"Yeah, i used to play on stars, the beats on there were terrible. Like it just always comes on the river everytime! Ive changed to Full Tilt now, ive deffinatley noticed less bad beats. Its much better on there, the software doesnt try and create themost rake like on other sites"

If thats not bad enough, 3 other people pipe up how they agree.

                *BIG SIGH*   

[TightPaulFolds]

'Sorry'

'Mission f*cked'

Anything said about poker by non-poker players.
 'Oh on the internet eh? Must be a lot harder, not being able to see their faces.
 I'd like to play but I have a rubbish poker face.
 'How did you get on?' 'Fine' (Raised eyebrows) 'I won $200' (pause) -'Yes but how much did you lose?'

[paulhouk03]

Can I give u 5£ and you win me 10000000000£

[AlexMartin]

the whole bet/raise thing tilts the absolute life out of me. infact anything a live player says about a hand of poker is normally cringeworthy and sends me to the wheel.

[pokerfan]

Reminds me of an all time great thread

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=40545.0

Must admit i thought it was a bump, anyway "middle pin" .

[titaniumbean]

People who check dark and think it shows how much they know about poker when in reality it's obviously dumb grrrrr

[TightPaulFolds]

How about the bum deal

8 obligatory "Awww for fucks sake" before they hand their one Queen back

[The Camel]

People who check dark and think it shows how much they know about poker when in reality it's obviously dumb grrrrr

Disagree massively with this one.

Checking in the dark is sometimes a really good play, especially when totally unexpected.

[AlrightJack]

Anything that ends in 'aments'

'this has to be a level?' - thinly veiled I've lurked on 2+2 for a couple of weeks

[JK]

Was speaking to Thewy the other night at DTD, just in general about Pokerstars software, and multitabling, blah blah blah etc etc when guy pipes up with,

"Yeah, i used to play on stars, the beats on there were terrible. Like it just always comes on the river everytime! Ive changed to Full Tilt now, ive deffinatley noticed less bad beats. Its much better on there, the software doesnt try and create themost rake like on other sites"

If thats not bad enough, 3 other people pipe up how they agree.

                *BIG SIGH*   

Definate "I'm mates with a stars pro" brag

[action man]

everything tilts me live. The cringeworthy leering chat between the male players and the female attractive dealer. Look lads you aint got a chance, stop being so fkin cheesy and hurry the fk up.

[maldini32]

players saying sick every fuckin time.