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« Reply #360 on: January 15, 2011, 02:51:54 PM »

SEE THE DIARY OF AN INTERNET POLICEMAN FOR SNAKE STORY

what page?  all i can find it something about cottage cheese and egg whites.

below that Smiley

seen it now.  maybe you had to be there.....Grin
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« Reply #361 on: January 15, 2011, 03:25:18 PM »

Snake story. Woman gets snake. Snake gets big, snake stops  eating mice and stuff. Snake gets into bed and won't curl up. Snake wants to lie alongside woman. Women takes snake to vet.   Vet tells her she is lucky she went when she did. Snake was lying beside woman to size her up for dinner. The end.

Incredible story.
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« Reply #362 on: January 15, 2011, 03:26:17 PM »

Snake story. Woman gets snake. Snake gets big, snake stops  eating mice and stuff. Snake gets into bed and won't curl up. Snake wants to lie alongside woman. Women takes snake to vet.   Vet tells her she is lucky she went when she did. Snake was lying beside woman to size her up for dinner. The end.

Incredible story.

Is it epic?
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« Reply #363 on: January 15, 2011, 03:34:30 PM »

That word is banned from my diary. You get away with it on super schnozzles diary. But not here. Anymore of that language and you could be looking at a  24 hour cooler.

Now that would be e***
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« Reply #364 on: January 15, 2011, 03:36:21 PM »

That word is banned from my diary. You get away with it on super schnozzles diary. But not here. Anymore of that language and you could be looking at a  24 hour cooler.

Now that would be e***

Good lad. Shepherds & sheep & all that.

What about Jacob Watches? 2005 models, I mean. Obv, the 2010 editon is coolio.
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« Reply #365 on: January 15, 2011, 03:39:13 PM »

Snake story. Woman gets snake. Snake gets big, snake stops  eating mice and stuff. Snake gets into bed and won't curl up. Snake wants to lie alongside woman. Women takes snake to vet.   Vet tells her she is lucky she went when she did. Snake was lying beside woman to size her up for dinner. The end.

Incredible story.

Is it epic?


It depends what he's trying to depict.
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« Reply #366 on: January 15, 2011, 03:55:57 PM »

Snake story. Woman gets snake. Snake gets big, snake stops  eating mice and stuff. Snake gets into bed and won't curl up. Snake wants to lie alongside woman. Women takes snake to vet.   Vet tells her she is lucky she went when she did. Snake was lying beside woman to size her up for dinner. The end.

Incredible story.

and so original

http://www.snopes.com/critters/snakes/measured.asp
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« Reply #367 on: January 15, 2011, 03:59:57 PM »

At least the penguin story is true.
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« Reply #368 on: January 15, 2011, 05:17:55 PM »

I have so many interesting things to write about that I have kindly given claw permission to  use an idea I originally gave to technolog a while back.

It's about the interesting people that she has met through poker.

I hope it works well for her.
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« Reply #369 on: January 15, 2011, 05:28:18 PM »

I have so many interesting things to write about that I have kindly given claw permission to  use an idea I originally gave to technolog a while back.

It's about the interesting people that she has met through poker.

I hope it works well for her.

i'm gonna do 'biggest sods i have met through poker' first.  anything in particular i should include in your biog?
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« Reply #370 on: January 15, 2011, 06:59:29 PM »

I have so many interesting things to write about that I have kindly given claw permission to  use an idea I originally gave to technolog a while back.

It's about the interesting people that she has met through poker.

I hope it works well for her.

i'm gonna do 'biggest sods i have met through poker' first.  anything in particular i should include in your biog?

haha, do you really need my help with this one?
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« Reply #371 on: January 15, 2011, 07:26:56 PM »

I'm gonna win sunday comp if I go.

GL with that Vinster.
Full report please including the stupid things that you did along the way (to winning it).

RE: Monday (that text) 3 Aliens up for that; will liaise with Galloway.
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« Reply #372 on: January 15, 2011, 07:35:10 PM »

I'm gonna win sunday comp if I go.

GL with that Vinster.
Full report please including the stupid things that you did along the way (to winning it).

RE: Monday (that text) 3 Aliens up for that; will liaise with Galloway.

cheers drainy. 5er rebuy tomorrow? I'll be there hopefully.
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« Reply #373 on: January 15, 2011, 10:22:17 PM »

Ok, post your answer to the question below. Draw to take place on Monday at some point. Closing date sometime on Monday. Winner recieves an ipod shuffle. Will post if need be.

Which British team were the first to win the European Cup in 1967?

A Celtic

B Arsenal (lol)

C Rangers (lol)


Good luck all.

Will go for A Celtic
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« Reply #374 on: January 15, 2011, 10:30:59 PM »

Can someone plz explain the joke made by Sicilian and The Mouth about benefits to my earlier question as I'm too thick to get it and it's been praying on my mind,cheers.
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