Prose from a Poshboy

[cambridgealex]

The objective of my comment wasn't to 'help'. It was more to outline the fact that the guy was a massive douche. Stato went to the toilet so I felt he needed to know

I know mate, but when the guy is still there..

It wasn't classy, pretty, appropriate or fair.

You could so easily have text him or whispered it.

Alex most of the negative comments in the thread was about PJs comment.

That's another ridiculous thing. It was totally ridic of JB to make such a big deal out of what PJ said.

Shall I say what it was.....wait for it, it's pretty incredibly rude and offensive and classeless and inappropriate...

he said to stato "this guy is douching around". and the guy didn't even hear lol.

[rfgqqabc]

Its good for me to read that my friends and I have collusion tekkers unseen by anyone else in poker!

Everyone else seems to squeeze people out and hope one guy peels a long for some reason and then we can make it look super not obvious. Can someone please give me a reason why friend one would bet £10 into a £500 pot and have friend 2 fold? Surely people aren't that daft? Why not just shove? You know he is folding because your colluding?

P.S, Every time i hear collusion stories they are always ridiculous like this. Here I am aware you've made up numbers.

P.P.S I was accused of colluding lately, and not for the first time, but for the first time . Our game is made up of several younger regulars and several guys who have been around the block for years. Not one guy under fifty has even thought we ever colluded. The old guys vainly tried to create some sort of proof including just openly lying about hole cards they had supposedly seen. Hand histories created from nowhere. This was one of the most offensive things that has ever happened to me. I spoke to several people including management etc who just rofled it off. I spoke to the main old guy and he just loudly spoke over me and said he never said anything. The situation came to a head with a rule being enforced that cards had to be turned over at showdown no matter what. Obviously the room was in uproar shortly after so the rule was revokved. The best bit was it was during the summer whilst both myself and the other person being accused weren't even there. Being accused of collusion has affected the way i play, and there is nothing i can do about it. Because of some guys hearsay I faced being banned from the casino/live games in the north east! Collusion is a very serious offence to accuse someone of. You seem to be very sure, but please take caution because you really could adversely affect someone else's career here. I was significantly more likely to get banned from my place of work, as was my friend (who crushed the game a year before i got there!) because some old guy couldn't understand 3betting preflop.

Here is his hand example. P1 opens button to £7, V flats the 7, I raise him out of the pot with Kings, player one goes to fold and his cards hit the dealers hand and 92o gets shown.

Actual hand: P1 goes to fold and pulls his cards back (just a small movement hard to explain in writing) and then opens to 7 V flats the 7, Having seen P1's movements, i squeeze Q3o massive and they both fold. My hand never got shown at any point. Next i hear him telling the table and saying I had Kings, which is especially tilting, as its a horrible way to play KK with actual sizings etc, and presuming we are colluding, this is the worst way ever to win the most money. Its so tilting, so offensive, and potentially career ruining, you need to be A) Be Sure and B) Have proof. You certainly have A, and you have someone to back it up B, but it is pretty offensive imo if its in the past and you think he has changed. Maybe you don't.

Fml spamming blonde/This thread atm, going out right now and getting drunk. No more mindless rambles tonight!

P.P.P.S No smoke without fire? 0 rly?

[cambridgealex]

PJ is a massive pussy lol he'd never say anything actually offensive. when that guy from dtd was being a total knobhead and swearing and people, giving people the finger in pots lol, and then he fake punched PJ, all PJ could manage was to call him a "nugget" lol.

And he was voted by jakally as being the hardest member of team eureka. Granted not a tough list to top, but Mitch and Stato are pretty monstrous.

[JK]

Lol. What about the time he got spat on at Gala and just sat there and cowered?!

[Killerkilsby]

Never going to win posting amongst friends so ill give up.
JK id like to belive you but considering not once have you said anything to team eureka without ass licking its hard for you to be unbiased.

Its in the past. PJ gl for the future. Hope youve moved on.

/enddiscussion

[edgascoigne]

PJ is a massive pussy lol he'd never say anything actually offensive. when that guy from dtd was being a total knobhead and swearing and people, giving people the finger in pots lol, and then he fake punched PJ, all PJ could manage was to call him a "nugget" lol.

And he was voted by jakally as being the hardest member of team eureka. Granted not a tough list to top, but Mitch and Stato are pretty monstrous.

Surely Kurt is the hardest member of Team Eureka? Closely followed by Ian "knuckle sandwich" Gascoigne, no?

[cambridgealex]

After a sweet double victory for the DTD Degens, went to DTD for a 1/2 game, which was really fun.

Getting in a £1.2k hole in the first hour wasn't - suffered a nasty equity beat vs Kurt with losing an 85/15 for £1k, then he went for a fag, came back and immediately stacked me again, with AA vs my K9spades on a cold QJxAJ with three spades.

Boshi helped me out of it with a lucky river where I had on a board, called £60 and the pinged the lovely disguised on the river and happily called his £210 all-in wager.

Someone was adequately punished when he limped under the £8 straddle, called my £35 iso, and tried to tarp me on a board, when I backed into a flush

So had two bits of bad luck, two bits of good luck and ended up about level.

Done some damage to my car today though, when trying to do a good deed by taking Denise, our cleaner, home because it was raining. Forgot I hadn't put my contact lenses in and didn't bother going back inside to do so when I realised because it's only a 5 minute journey and thought it'd be alright. It was dark and wet, so poor conditions anyway, and got adequately punished by running over a traffic bollard that I just didn't see at all Probs geeged a few hundred quid to realign the axle and replace the front right wheel sighhhh. What a tit.

Enjoyed the game last night! Wa weird as I had said to boshi that I wa going for a spin and then going to pull up more the spin meet quite happened and when they guy in seat 2 cracked my aa I felt a bit meh as it was so horrible!! Thanks for getting me back in the game I think that's the third time I have shared a table with you and the first with boshi who was a top guy! Probably down again tonight! Well played on getting out of the hole was a bit sick early on! You chipped up from £500 to about £1500 quite incredibly I didn't notice you win any monster pots just got it quietly well played

hey, yeh funnily enough he cracked your Aces with 53o didn't he, the same hand that he got stacked by me with (above)! Must just love it! Felt good to get him actually because he smugly showed me a bluff where I had Q9cc and bet out into 5 people on KQ9ss and he called the flop with 33! and the turn was the - nut worst card, I just check/fold and he shows me the 33 like he's a genius. he also called £50 with 100 behind on the flop with 86 on 952 and binked the 7 on the turn vs my QQ really enjoyed backdooring a flush vs him

[cambridgealex]

PJ is a massive pussy lol he'd never say anything actually offensive. when that guy from dtd was being a total knobhead and swearing and people, giving people the finger in pots lol, and then he fake punched PJ, all PJ could manage was to call him a "nugget" lol.

And he was voted by jakally as being the hardest member of team eureka. Granted not a tough list to top, but Mitch and Stato are pretty monstrous.

Surely Kurt is the hardest member of Team Eureka? Closely followed by Ian "knuckle sandwich" Gascoigne, no?

does Ian think he's in team eureka ?

lol he is coming to our xmas lunch tomorrow apparently! maybe he is in the team haha! he does retell the football thugs story quite a lot so yeh maybe he would be top. 

[smashedagain]

Lol. What about the time he got spat on at Gala and just sat there and cowered?!

wtf. How does this not end up in fists flying.

And what did Kurt do when that kid gave him the finger? Lol I am gonna ask him myself

[edgascoigne]

PJ is a massive pussy lol he'd never say anything actually offensive. when that guy from dtd was being a total knobhead and swearing and people, giving people the finger in pots lol, and then he fake punched PJ, all PJ could manage was to call him a "nugget" lol.

And he was voted by jakally as being the hardest member of team eureka. Granted not a tough list to top, but Mitch and Stato are pretty monstrous.

Surely Kurt is the hardest member of Team Eureka? Closely followed by Ian "knuckle sandwich" Gascoigne, no?

does Ian think he's in team eureka ?

lol he is coming to our xmas lunch tomorrow apparently! maybe he is in the team haha! he does retell the football thugs story quite a lot so yeh maybe he would be top. 

No, last I heard was him telling me he's "bigger than Team Eureka"


 Figured whilst we're all mischief making I may as well get involved lol.

[JK]

Never going to win posting amongst friends so ill give up.
JK id like to belive you but considering not once have you said anything to team eureka without ass licking its hard for you to be unbiased.

Its in the past. PJ gl for the future. Hope youve moved on.

/enddiscussion

Lol. Alright mate.

If I ever thought ANY of my friends were OOL, Id say so. I wouldnt go out of my way on someones blog to post about it, but I would say something. If the matter arose on a blog, I would comment. However, I choose my friends pretty well and I dont think any of them would do something like that. Hell Im probably the most likely lol.

Alex will tell you, I was the first to tell him he was a prick in the old days. I used to tell him and anybody that said anything about it. The difference is he's changed (meh mostly ), so I dont bring it up.

Anyway, I dont mind being an asslicker. I will stick up for my friends if I think its right and I will argue with anybody until Im proven wrong or right.

[cambridgealex]

Lol. What about the time he got spat on at Gala and just sat there and cowered?!

wtf. How does this not end up in fists flying.

And what did Kurt do when that kid gave him the finger? Lol I am gonna ask him myself

kurt was sat otherside of table and just shouted to tom (floor) "TOM GET THIS KID OFF THIS TABLE BEFORE I TAKE HIM OFF MYSELF" was so funny, wish he'd been sat within grabbing distance to see what would've happened

[cambridgealex]

PJ is a massive pussy lol he'd never say anything actually offensive. when that guy from dtd was being a total knobhead and swearing and people, giving people the finger in pots lol, and then he fake punched PJ, all PJ could manage was to call him a "nugget" lol.

And he was voted by jakally as being the hardest member of team eureka. Granted not a tough list to top, but Mitch and Stato are pretty monstrous.

Surely Kurt is the hardest member of Team Eureka? Closely followed by Ian "knuckle sandwich" Gascoigne, no?

does Ian think he's in team eureka ?

lol he is coming to our xmas lunch tomorrow apparently! maybe he is in the team haha! he does retell the football thugs story quite a lot so yeh maybe he would be top. 

No, last I heard was him telling me he's "bigger than Team Eureka"


 Figured whilst we're all mischief making I may as well get involved lol.

Yeh he is tbf. Keith was organising the Xmas dinner and didn't invite him until we pressured him into it, because Keith hates being around Ian because then he's not the biggest dog anymore  

[smashedagain]

Lol. What about the time he got spat on at Gala and just sat there and cowered?!

wtf. How does this not end up in fists flying.

And what did Kurt do when that kid gave him the finger? Lol I am gonna ask him myself

kurt was sat otherside of table and just shouted to tom (floor) "TOM GET THIS KID OFF THIS TABLE BEFORE I TAKE HIM OFF MYSELF" was so funny, wish he'd been sat within grabbing distance to see what would've happened

it would have been like watching a game keeper snap a rabbits neck.

Quiz in 10 minutes should slow the posts down here

[JK]

I nominate myself for biggest bark with a yet unproven bite