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« Reply #4305 on: September 19, 2011, 05:23:38 PM »

Pleno's thread about violence reminded me of this story.

Last summer, I was walking on the beach in Mexico alone at night and some guy comes up and attacks me on the beach. He was smaller than me and drunk so I managed to overpower him and and I was standing over him whilst he was face down in the sand. Then was deciding whether to just leg it or use the opportunity to unleash more paiiiiin. Then I saw he had a knife in his hand and shit myself. Then these police with dogs came out of nowhere and chased him off - was awesome!

Realised afterwards that he'd slashed me in the chest a little as there was blood everywhere, but I didn't feel it at all, the adrenaline just totally overpowered the pain until the next day when it caned every time I breathed.

Have a scar from it which I hoped would be bigger and manlier but meh, can't win em all.
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« Reply #4306 on: September 19, 2011, 05:26:08 PM »

Must've been a 9 year old boy
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« Reply #4307 on: September 19, 2011, 05:26:32 PM »

culprit was arrested:

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« Reply #4308 on: September 19, 2011, 05:27:47 PM »

Ha bloody ha.
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« Reply #4309 on: September 19, 2011, 05:28:10 PM »

Must've been a 9 year old boy
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« Reply #4310 on: September 19, 2011, 05:31:08 PM »

But making it bigger discourages him from peeling when we want folds. Even though he still will. 100% of the time.

But I did fold didn't I?  So it must be 99%.
With regards to optimal strategy when i 3 bet the best thing all round is to just fold - You dont have to play a stressful big pot out of position versus someone who flops 2 pairs for a living, I pick up £45 for my weekly shop at Asda and we can all order a Caramel crunchie FOC cos its a VIP game.
In terms of my name - it makes me a little sad (more sad than having to fold   to a big 4 bet Dave) when people spell it Kieth - a little piece of me dies inside just like when people don't use no double negatives incorrecty.

Congrats on your first year Alex.  My advice is don't set monetary targets just concentrate on improving and the results will follow.  Oh and FFS buy HEM or PT you live fish.

Finally apparently the i before e rule is bollox http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duqlZXiIZqA
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« Reply #4311 on: September 19, 2011, 06:00:20 PM »

But making it bigger discourages him from peeling when we want folds. Even though he still will. 100% of the time.

But I did fold didn't I?  So it must be 99%.
With regards to optimal strategy when i 3 bet the best thing all round is to just fold - You dont have to play a stressful big pot out of position versus someone who flops 2 pairs for a living, I pick up £45 for my weekly shop at Asda and we can all order a Caramel crunchie FOC cos its a VIP game.
In terms of my name - it makes me a little sad (more sad than having to fold   to a big 4 bet Dave) when people spell it Kieth - a little piece of me dies inside just like when people don't use no double negatives incorrecty.

Congrats on your first year Alex.  My advice is don't set monetary targets just concentrate on improving and the results will follow.  Oh and FFS buy HEM or PT you live fish.

Finally apparently the i before e rule is bollox http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duqlZXiIZqA

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« Reply #4312 on: September 19, 2011, 06:38:55 PM »

Pmsl. Wish I had your life Keith, £45 weekly shop. Tesco get £200 out of my family and the wife does not even get her wine and fags there.
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« Reply #4313 on: September 19, 2011, 08:12:06 PM »

more sad than having to fold   to a big 4 bet Dave

you said it was diamonds? completely different hand imo

Don't pretend you didn't have it  Dave Tongue

as previously stated I had those two lovely ladies Smiley what my long technical mumbo jumbo post actually meant was I'm pretty much always going to have it because its pretty retarded not to have a good hand when you put £400 into the pot in that game preflop OOP. have jacks next time plz
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« Reply #4314 on: September 19, 2011, 08:29:45 PM »

more sad than having to fold  to a big 4 bet Dave

you said it was diamonds? completely different hand imo


Keith lies about a hand. Shocker.

No idea why Keith peels so many 3bs out of position. Like he called my £50 3bet with oop when I was about 190bbs deep.

I read on a HSNL forum all these guys discussing Keith and how bad he was, and how he's been in absolute godmode for months now. #whenwillitend
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« Reply #4315 on: September 19, 2011, 08:40:12 PM »

more sad than having to fold  to a big 4 bet Dave

you said it was diamonds? completely different hand imo


Keith lies about a hand. Shocker.

No idea why Keith peels so many 3bs out of position. Like he called my £50 3bet with oop when I was about 190bbs deep.

I read on a HSNL forum all these guys discussing Keith and how bad he was, and how he's been in absolute godmode for months now. #whenwillitend

ha link to that forum pls
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« Reply #4316 on: September 19, 2011, 08:40:54 PM »

more sad than having to fold  to a big 4 bet Dave

you said it was diamonds? completely different hand imo


Keith lies about a hand. Shocker.

No idea why Keith peels so many 3bs out of position. Like he called my £50 3bet with oop when I was about 190bbs deep.

I read on a HSNL forum all these guys discussing Keith and how bad he was, and how he's been in absolute godmode for months now. #whenwillitend

ha link to that forum pls

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« Reply #4317 on: September 19, 2011, 09:17:28 PM »

Alea 2/5 game is ON.

The free buffet has attracted some of Nottingham's finest fish n sharks.

Should be plenty of action and amusement. A good TR to follow I'm sure.
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« Reply #4318 on: September 20, 2011, 02:03:01 PM »

Really enjoyed the 2/5 game last night. Lineup was, Keys, Ian Gascoigne, Mitch, Ash (new blood that I don't think will come back cos Mitch was so mean to him after taking his money), stato, me, Mark Doherty, Neil Giblin, Keith.

Was a tough game, but i think +ev or at least break even this week. I decided to only sit with 500 this week and nit it up, as no-one ever folds in that game. People certainly dont fold QTo to a 3b when they're oop 100bbs deep. Not when theyre gonna flop top two, and get it in vs an over pair and a fd and hold. Gg first bullet. Tongue jk mitch, no moaning from me. Was in for 1300 in the end and clawed it back, no real hands if interest, lost 150 in the end -felt like a win. Still a 2k weekend Smiley

Honestly it was worth it to just being part of the game. I realised how exciting i find big games like that. Of course i wasn't involved in lots of the big pots, but there's something enthralling about watching two good mates play a big pot together - the casual banter at the start of the hand (Keith raising again and Mitch peeling again usually), then the respectful silence as more and more cash finds it's way into the middle. It's like being on the front row at Man Utd Chelsea.

I remember last week in a 1/2 game, Keith, Mitch and Ajit played a massive pot, Keith had cold 4bet outof the blinds to 150, been called in 3spots, cbet 350, called in 2 spots, bet turn 550, called again by both. Then he shoved the river for about 1k. Watching this hand unfold was incredibly exciting. On the river I remember looking at the expressions of everyone at the table. The table fish staring into space, oblivious as to what was going on. The dealer, fidgeting nervously, he'd just come from a 50/1 table...Old school pro, Nick Hicks, sitting there casually, seen it all before. Ajit, the young and wealthy student from singapore, nonchalantly sat back in his chair, thinking over the decision with a cool 1k plaque in his hand, ready to chuck it in. The waitress, hovering next to the table, looking sick to her stomach at the stupid amount of money on the table. Keith sat there, dozing off over the pot, thinking he could win that in his sleep at home....

Remind me of this next time I'm knocking chunks in - I can't think of anything I'd rather be doing for a living right now.

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« Reply #4319 on: September 20, 2011, 02:17:38 PM »

Excellent read.
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