Prose from a Poshboy

[Mitch]

#keepsmiling

Pretty harsh for you atm mate.
Feel like I should post something morale boosting, but tbh your demeanour seems ok, and would obv. come across as a patronising old git.

Will probably just keep taking the p*** out of you instead.

 

Neil, i know hes handing money out to all the club at the min, but refering to him as an ATM machine is going a bit far...

Only joking Al, obv in a shitty spell at the minute, but in general not doing too much wrong as far as i can see. Ride that cooler.

Prague in a week

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Pass the ICE!

[smashedagain]

From the posts I am reading you are usually behind or on the wrong side of coolers.
Solutions simple, play better + run better.
Pretty sure you are gonna turn it around although I'm afraid humane nature finds the downs more entertaining than the highs. Is your next 3 weekends deepstack Prague then monte Carlo. My two tourneys of choice are deepstack and monte Carlo but its my birthday Prague weekend and wanted to maybe go somewhere

[millidonk]

From the posts I am reading you are usually behind or on the wrong side of coolers.
Solutions simple, play better + run better.
Pretty sure you are gonna turn it around although I'm afraid humane nature finds the downs more entertaining than the highs. Is your next 3 weekends deepstack Prague then monte Carlo. My two tourneys of choice are deepstack and monte Carlo but its my birthday Prague weekend and wanted to maybe go somewhere

Awww. fishing for an invite. I will play with you on your bday Herbie.

[smashedagain]

Lol. Nice kids that they are but I can't think of anything worse than playing poker with K n K (for my financial well being and not the social side), losing the dinner flip anytime Mitch is eating, having an intelligent conversation with Stato and Alex, and pretty sure Will nearly lost his life in Prague just before his bink ( could be wrong but my memory is a bit cloudy since will's onetime was some while back)

[Mondeoman]

Neil, i know hes handing money out to all the club at the min, but refering to him as an ATM machine is going a bit far...
Only joking Al, obv in a shitty spell at the minute, but in general not doing too much wrong as far as i can see. Ride that cooler.
Prague in a week
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Pass the ICE!
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Oh dear you must be playing bad

[cambridgealex]

Neil, i know hes handing money out to all the club at the min, but refering to him as an ATM machine is going a bit far...
Only joking Al, obv in a shitty spell at the minute, but in general not doing too much wrong as far as i can see. Ride that cooler.
Prague in a week
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Pass the ICE!

Oh dear you must be playing bad
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Nooooooob

[cambridgealex]

The online session was fairly fun. I played about 6 tourneys and one or two tables of 1-2 cash on Bwin. Not good at playing so many tables it was hard to work out what was going on, but I knew things weren't going well. I didn't get above starting stack in almost anything, except the comps where you could rebuy lol. Tables slowly began to disappear and I was left with just one. I was heads up though! Oh wow that's a shock things mustve been going better than I thought!

I'm playing some guy hu whos either limp folding the btn or limp calling then folding the flop. Oop he's folding to almost every min raise. It's going well. Im confident of taking this one down. I go to look at the prize pool to see how much I'm about to win. To my great dismay, I've registered for a $5 "time" tournament, where it stops after 12 levels and the prize pool is distributed according to chip counts. Total prize pool $45. Wiiiiiii marvellous. So I'd been fist pumping winning pots throughout a 5$ stt. To make it worse, the guy flops a set vs my QQ and cripples me and he goes on to take down the $45.

Had good success on the cash tables though, winning about 700 in some fun 2-6handed games. I think I'll have to add this online success onto my database, try and get the month sub -5k!

[cambridgealex]

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[titaniumbean]

VOMCANOOOOOOOO!

[cambridgealex]

VOMCANOOOOOOOO!

BANTAAAAHHHH

[titaniumbean]

THEN I CHUNNNNDEERRREEEEE EVERYWHAAAAAAAAAARE

[dreenie]

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LMAO, really cheered me up!

[cambridgealex]

We've all decided to scrap the online grind and head to Derby to check out the new casino.

Mitch, tom, andy and I have been put on the TV table which is being streamed live on the net with hole cards and everything! Its pretty cool, videos.gentingpoker.com/ is where its at I think. Comedy guaranteed.

[titaniumbean]

Mitch and Stato the newbs gogogo



pls do something funny peoples. lawl

[cambridgealex]

It'll be good yeh, slowrolls, speech play, angle shooting, the lot.