Prose from a Poshboy

[RED-DOG]

so silly people who stop the table straddling

Amen. Can't for the life of me understand why places don't. Straddles = action, action = pots, pots = rake, ldo, allow it!

I think it's because straddles make the game too big for some players.

The 1/2 game at DTD got too big for me sometimes because every pot was double/treble straddled. I couldn't see enough flops.

[dik9]

so silly people who stop the table straddling

Amen. Can't for the life of me understand why places don't. Straddles = action, action = pots, pots = rake, ldo, allow it!

Straddles on a .5/1 = players that should be playing 1/2, get them on a 1/2 more rake DUCY lol

[cambridgealex]

Czech This Out!

Best things in life? We were discussing. Of course Poker came up. Beer - also near the top of the list. EASTERN EUROPEAN STRIPPERS? Boom.

Luckily, we have managed to combine them all in a fantabulous weekend of scandal in Prague, 3rd weekend in March. Pokerstars are running a tour called "Eureka" and Prague is hosting the opening event, the main event being an 800euro affair, which is the central reason for us going. Plenty of cash and side game action, as well as plenty of other entertainment. We'll be keeping you posted with photos/stories/updates on here.

Hostess and organiser of the tour Mitchtress Johnson will be on in a bit to introduce the lineup.

[dino1980]

Czech This Out!

Best things in life? We were discussing. Of course Poker came up. Beer - also near the top of the list. EASTERN EUROPEAN STRIPPERS? Boom.

Luckily, we have managed to combine them all in a fantabulous weekend of scandal in Prague, 3rd weekend in March. Pokerstars are running a tour called "Eureka" and Prague is hosting the opening event, the main event being an 800euro affair, which is the central reason for us going. Plenty of cash and side game action, as well as plenty of other entertainment. We'll be keeping you posted with photos/stories/updates on here.

Hostess and organiser of the tour Mitchtress Johnson will be on in a bit to introduce the lineup.

Am updating this event for Stars, so will see you there. Glgl.

[Mitch]

Let me introduce the fish.....

[Mitch]

Andrew Hulme aka Stato_1

'Countdown Superstar'

Game: All Rounder

Live Tourney Cashes: $3,046 (Bit more online ;-)

Hobbys: Mental arithmetic, bubbling live comps, food.

Go deep chances: Zero if he gets 15k in pre at 25/50 with 33, just like he did in UKIPT

Carried home pissed: 2/10

Estimated spend on strippers: £200

[Mitch]

Alex Goulder aka cambridgealex

'Hit and Hover'

Game: Live Cash

Live Tourney Cashes: $1,485

Hobbys: Croquet, Moaning, Tapping the tank

Go deep chances: Decent, aslong as his table isnt full of idiots who cant play.

Carried home pissed: 9/10

Estimated spend on strippers: £0 (he got Hannah)

[Mitch]

Mitchell Johnson aka Mitch

'Luck Box'

Game: Live Cash

Live Tourney Cashes: $34,092

Hobbys: Eating, football, getting there

Go deep chances: depends on the cash games

Carried home pissed: 0/10 (Unless crane involved)

Estimated spend on strippers: £BR

[Mitch]

Andrew Wayman aka Titaniumbean

'Titty bean'

Game: Online Cash

Live Tourney Cashes: $7,043

Hobbys: Masturbation, Strong cigarettes and Adoring Frankie ISIT!?!?

Go Deep Chances: Out 3rd level after leveling himself

Carried home Pissed/Spiked/Beaten up: 7/10

Estimated spend on strippers: £1k

[Mitch]

Will Fry

'MR. I BINKED AN EPT'

Game: Live Cash/ Comps

Live Tourney Cashes: $779,925

Hobbys: Rubbing Anon up the wrong way, Being beaten up by big black men at football, Binking.

Go Deep Chances: Out 1st or final table

Carried home pissed: 9/10

Estimated Spend on strippers: £2k

[Mitch]

Keith Johnson aka mondeoman

Game: Online Cash

Live Tourney Cashes: $87,620

Hobbys: Fabrizio Ravanelli lookalike, Flopping sets at $25/$50, Crushing DTD VIP Room

Go Deep Chances: Could do well if he doesn't try sophisticated cash game plays on people who have satted in for $2.75

Carried Home Pissed: 7/10

Estimated spend on strippers: £1k

[Mitch]

So theres the line-up.

 James 'chuckanothershrimponthebarbiewhileiblowa8to1chiplead' Keys is also booked, but looks like hes dropping out to go EPT Snowfest.

Should be fun!

Anyone else going over?

[titaniumbean]

Top work Mitchellina, thank you for bulking up my tournies cashes, I sure know how to win.

Strippppppppppppeeeeerrrsssssss yay

[DMorgan]

So tilted I can't go for this, clashes with a ton of ice hockey fixtures for me, will be a sick trip for sure

[GreekStein]

'Hobbys: Rubbing Anon up the wrong way, Being beaten up by big black men at football'

Pmsl!!