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« Reply #735 on: February 21, 2011, 06:25:01 PM »

loosing breaks your spirit so hard, and puts you in a loosing mentality that basically makes you loose.

need to take a lil break, forget the results and really really concentrate on playing well, cos it's during these times that you often start to play badly.

this from a man who's lost 21/26 sessions online this month :p

Dave, it's 'losing', not 'loosing' and 'lose', not 'loose'


Dave you should know better lawl
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« Reply #736 on: February 21, 2011, 06:46:07 PM »

loosing breaks your spirit so hard, and puts you in a loosing mentality that basically makes you loose.

need to take a lil break, forget the results and really really concentrate on playing well, cos it's during these times that you often start to play badly.

this from a man who's lost 21/26 sessions online this month :p

Dave, it's 'losing', not 'loosing' and 'lose', not 'loose'


Dave you should know better lawl

sigh had enough of this playing scrabble with rob and jamie the other night

Zandorph isn't is word fml coulda got absolutely paid if id gotten there.
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« Reply #737 on: February 21, 2011, 06:48:23 PM »

You're the best massive dave!
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« Reply #738 on: February 21, 2011, 06:50:44 PM »

rofl at zandorph. I love lildave
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« Reply #739 on: February 21, 2011, 06:56:27 PM »

Have spent last 20mins desperately searching old posts for a James Keys spelling mistake

No Luck as of yet but I'll find one...
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« Reply #740 on: February 21, 2011, 06:58:31 PM »

loosing breaks your spirit so hard, and puts you in a loosing mentality that basically makes you loose.

need to take a lil break, forget the results and really really concentrate on playing well, cos it's during these times that you often start to play badly.

this from a man who's lost 21/26 sessions online this month :p

Dave, it's 'losing', not 'loosing' and 'lose', not 'loose'


Dave you should know better lawl

sigh had enough of this playing scrabble with rob and jamie the other night

Zandorph isn't is word fml coulda got absolutely paid if id gotten there.
a guy i know who  is tez at poker but bubbles most of the time was playing for a n irish open package the other night. all of a sudden he turns into a half decent player no more 4x bets and actually gets heads up. played the game of his life but  came 2nd no cigar...turns out he was round robs house too.
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« Reply #741 on: February 21, 2011, 07:00:02 PM »

loosing breaks your spirit so hard, and puts you in a loosing mentality that basically makes you loose.

need to take a lil break, forget the results and really really concentrate on playing well, cos it's during these times that you often start to play badly.

this from a man who's lost 21/26 sessions online this month :p

Dave, it's 'losing', not 'loosing' and 'lose', not 'loose'


Dave you should know better lawl

sigh had enough of this playing scrabble with rob and jamie the other night

Zandorph isn't is word fml coulda got absolutely paid if id gotten there.
a guy i know who  is tez at poker but bubbles most of the time was playing for a n irish open package the other night. all of a sudden he turns into a half decent player no more 4x bets and actually gets heads up. played the game of his life but  came 2nd no cigar...turns out he was round robs house too.

you were there?
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« Reply #742 on: February 21, 2011, 07:22:29 PM »

loosing breaks your spirit so hard, and puts you in a loosing mentality that basically makes you loose.

need to take a lil break, forget the results and really really concentrate on playing well, cos it's during these times that you often start to play badly.

this from a man who's lost 21/26 sessions online this month :p

Dave, it's 'losing', not 'loosing' and 'lose', not 'loose'


Dave you should know better lawl

sigh had enough of this playing scrabble with rob and jamie the other night

Zandorph isn't is word fml coulda got absolutely paid if id gotten there.
a guy i know who  is tez at poker but bubbles most of the time was playing for a n irish open package the other night. all of a sudden he turns into a half decent player no more 4x bets and actually gets heads up. played the game of his life but  came 2nd no cigar...turns out he was round robs house too.

you were there?
no i was railing when another mate rang me. he had no idea i was watching and said brian had made a final table. remarkable seeing as joe was there also. no idea how anyone could concentrate above joes noise
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« Reply #743 on: February 21, 2011, 08:23:27 PM »

How u gonna spot a keys spelling mistake dave?
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« Reply #744 on: February 21, 2011, 10:27:14 PM »

How u gonna spot a keys spelling mistake dave?

He uses long words and I have no idea how to spell any of them.
gonna be a struggle.
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« Reply #745 on: February 21, 2011, 10:41:42 PM »

How u gonna spot a keys spelling mistake dave?

He uses long words and I have no idea how to spell any of them.
gonna be a struggle.
Use Chrome and highlight the long words and google search them to check each one.
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« Reply #746 on: February 22, 2011, 03:03:55 AM »

Cliffs from last night in Gib: dinner at really nice steak place, did a cool lodden thinks - how much would I be paid to spend a month in jail? ate awesome steak, pleno and I got charged for eating salmon instead, tipped half the difference, spun up the rest on roulette, lost. lost at the pokers too. early night. GG Gibraltar hope you appreciate all the money. I'll be back next month for it!

Comedy hand to report on. I raise CO with  , button flats (both playing 200bbs deep). I bet all three streets of  two spades he calls every street. (massive station so going for thin value on river). My river bet was £32, he didnt have any £1 chips so chucked in a £25, and two £5 chips (35) to call ofc. I turned my hand over, he sighs, nods his head, then turned over a  - sweet, as i expected, he had a worse queen. ship it. he then realises he has some 50p chips so can match the bet exactly, so doesnt need change from his 35. takes back a £5, then puts the 50ps in, so the £32 is now there.

Now, he decides, is the time to turn over his other card,  ! Rofl. The best bit of the slowroll was having seen my hand, then making the right change to call my bet. Vwp sir, good commitment. I heard him muttering in spanish something about KK...Next handed he flatted my raise with 92o which was good at showdown, so I suppose he has a balanced range...
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« Reply #747 on: February 22, 2011, 03:14:58 AM »

Cliffs from last night in Gib: dinner at really nice steak place, did a cool lodden thinks - how much would I be paid to spend a month in jail? ate awesome steak, pleno and I got charged for eating salmon instead, tipped half the difference, spun up the rest on roulette, lost. lost at the pokers too. early night. GG Gibraltar hope you appreciate all the money. I'll be back next month for it!

Comedy hand to report on. I raise CO with  , button flats (both playing 200bbs deep). I bet all three streets of  two spades he calls every street. (massive station so going for thin value on river). My river bet was £32, he didnt have any £1 chips so chucked in a £25, and two £5 chips (35) to call ofc. I turned my hand over, he sighs, nods his head, then turned over a  - sweet, as i expected, he had a worse queen. ship it. he then realises he has some 50p chips so can match the bet exactly, so doesnt need change from his 35. takes back a £5, then puts the 50ps in, so the £32 is now there.

Now, he decides, is the time to turn over his other card,  ! Rofl. The best bit of the slowroll was having seen my hand, then making the right change to call my bet. Vwp sir, good commitment. I heard him muttering in spanish something about KK...Next handed he flatted my raise with 92o which was good at showdown, so I suppose he has a balanced range...

Do you have any contact details for this guy?

Would like to send him a hand written thankyou letter and a bottle of champagne.
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« Reply #748 on: February 22, 2011, 03:20:41 AM »

Cliffs from last night in Gib: dinner at really nice steak place, did a cool lodden thinks - how much would I be paid to spend a month in jail? ate awesome steak, pleno and I got charged for eating salmon instead, tipped half the difference, spun up the rest on roulette, lost. lost at the pokers too. early night. GG Gibraltar hope you appreciate all the money. I'll be back next month for it!

Comedy hand to report on. I raise CO with   , button flats (both playing 200bbs deep). I bet all three streets of   two spades he calls every street. (massive station so going for thin value on river). My river bet was £32, he didnt have any £1 chips so chucked in a £25, and two £5 chips (35) to call ofc. I turned my hand over, he sighs, nods his head, then turned over a   - sweet, as i expected, he had a worse queen. ship it. he then realises he has some 50p chips so can match the bet exactly, so doesnt need change from his 35. takes back a £5, then puts the 50ps in, so the £32 is now there.

Now, he decides, is the time to turn over his other card,  ! Rofl. The best bit of the slowroll was having seen my hand, then making the right change to call my bet. Vwp sir, good commitment. I heard him muttering in spanish something about KK...Next handed he flatted my raise with 92o which was good at showdown, so I suppose he has a balanced range...

Do you have any contact details for this guy?

Would like to send him a hand written thankyou letter and a bottle of champagne.

Didn't react too well to the slowroll, so his address is now

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I'm sure he'd appreciate the champers - he obviously doesn't like money.
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« Reply #749 on: February 22, 2011, 10:47:30 AM »

Cliffs from last night in Gib: dinner at really nice steak place, did a cool lodden thinks - how much would I be paid to spend a month in jail? ate awesome steak, pleno and I got charged for eating salmon instead, tipped half the difference, spun up the rest on roulette, lost. lost at the pokers too. early night. GG Gibraltar hope you appreciate all the money. I'll be back next month for it!

Comedy hand to report on. I raise CO with  , button flats (both playing 200bbs deep). I bet all three streets of  two spades he calls every street. (massive station so going for thin value on river). My river bet was £32, he didnt have any £1 chips so chucked in a £25, and two £5 chips (35) to call ofc. I turned my hand over, he sighs, nods his head, then turned over a  - sweet, as i expected, he had a worse queen. ship it. he then realises he has some 50p chips so can match the bet exactly, so doesnt need change from his 35. takes back a £5, then puts the 50ps in, so the £32 is now there.

Now, he decides, is the time to turn over his other card,  ! Rofl. The best bit of the slowroll was having seen my hand, then making the right change to call my bet. Vwp sir, good commitment. I heard him muttering in spanish something about KK...Next handed he flatted my raise with 92o which was good at showdown, so I suppose he has a balanced range...

Do you have any contact details for this guy?

Would like to send him a hand written thankyou letter and a bottle of champagne.

Didn't react too well to the slowroll, so his address is now

A&E Gibraltar General
Gibraltar
GFY1453

I'm sure he'd appreciate the champers - he obviously doesn't like money.

He is quite partial to your money though, I've heard.
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