Prose from a Poshboy

[david3103]

Cliffs from last night in Gib: dinner at really nice steak place, did a cool lodden thinks - how much would I be paid to spend a month in jail? ate awesome steak, pleno and I got charged for eating salmon instead, tipped half the difference, spun up the rest on roulette, lost. lost at the pokers too. early night. GG Gibraltar hope you appreciate all the money. I'll be back next month for it!

Comedy hand to report on. I raise CO with  , button flats (both playing 200bbs deep). I bet all three streets of  he calls every street. (massive station so going for thin value on river). My river bet was £32, he didnt have any £1 chips so chucked in a £25, and two £5 chips (35) to call ofc. I turned my hand over, he sighs, nods his head, then turned over a  - sweet, as i expected, he had a worse queen. ship it. he then realises he has some 50p chips so can match the bet exactly, so doesnt need change from his 35. takes back a £5, then puts the 50ps in, so the £32 is now there.

Now, he decides, is the time to turn over his other card,  ! Rofl. The best bit of the slowroll was having seen my hand, then making the right change to call my bet. Vwp sir, good commitment. I heard him muttering in spanish something about KK...Next handed he flatted my raise with 92o which was good at showdown, so I suppose he has a balanced range...

Do you have any contact details for this guy?

Would like to send him a hand written thankyou letter and a bottle of champagne.

Didn't react too well to the slowroll, so his address is now

A&E Gibraltar General
Gibraltar
GFY1453

I'm sure he'd appreciate the champers - he obviously doesn't like money.

He is quite partial to your money though, I've heard.

Given your physical attributes the next question is 'How much does it cost to get someone sent to A&E in Gib?' and did you account for the money from your Poker Roll or your Life Roll?

[kinboshi]

I reckon he hired 28 young girls to do the duty.

[smashedagain]

I reckon he hired 28 young girls to do the duty.

lets not make this have a go at alex day guys. he still has sooooo much to learn.

[GreekStein]

I reckon he hired 28 young girls to do the duty.

lets not make this have a go at alex day guys. he still has sooooo much to learn.

You should defo be his mentor Jason.

[kinboshi]

I reckon he hired 28 young girls to do the duty.

lets not make this have a go at alex day guys. he still has sooooo much to learn.

There is nothing special about today. EVERY day is give Alex a rub-down day on this thread

[JK]

Just caught up with what iv missed. Got wifi in a restaurant and this was one of the first things I did. I'm sad 8-).

Can't wait to get back and swap stories. I'm pretty sure I'm coming close in terms of how good my holidays been . You don't have to be super VIP to get mashed

[cambridgealex]

Back in England now, flew in yesterday afternoon, played at the Ricoh in Coventry last night which is such a sick casino, really like it. The game wasn't that great, but Andy and I got rake free as one of the first 4 sat down which saves many £s. Lost both dinner flips tonight too sighhh. Running much better in England than did in Gib though, hand of the day -  vs  on  wiiii. Was vs Andy also, so even sweeter

Gotta get a lot of playing done this week, as March is going to be really busy, may be leaving the country 3 times, as well as going home once for Mums birthday.

Had a really good laugh yesterday though, good to be home.

[kinboshi]

When you back at DTD?

[cambridgealex]

When you back at DTD?

er lemme check my schedule....

7pm tonight.

[kinboshi]

When you back at DTD?

er lemme check my schedule....

7pm tonight.

Might see you there.  You always win when I'm there as well (very small sample size)...I should have a percentage.

[SuuPRlim]

I reckon he hired 28 young girls to do the duty.

lets not make this have a go at alex day guys. he still has sooooo much to learn.

You should defo be his mentor Jason.

DEFO. Alex, do you wanna learn how to get a porsche on your driveway and never pay a penny for petrol?

[smashedagain]

When you back at DTD?

as he licks his lips and rubs his hands in eager anticipation

[titaniumbean]

When you back at DTD?

as he licks his lips and rubs his hands in eager anticipation

only cos boshi likes boys.....

[smashedagain]

I reckon he hired 28 young girls to do the duty.

lets not make this have a go at alex day guys. he still has sooooo much to learn.

You should defo be his mentor Jason.

DEFO. Alex, do you wanna learn how to get a porsche on your driveway and never pay a penny for petrol?

pmsl...only 2 more weeks lildave. if i filled the form in correct and dont notice i forged my mates siganature twice....the one on the form does not match the back of the photo and i did both of em...once paid big andy bandit £1000 cash for £3000 worth of diesel to run my window cleaning vans . got to about a grands worth  and the twat said his boss was on to him. later found out he is the director of his company.

[pleno1]

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Girl in glasses attacked me, girl bottom left brought in the reinforces!