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« Reply #4530 on: October 05, 2011, 06:55:12 PM »

I was on the end of a pretty sweet ruling in the Vic.  Game is 5/10 utg opens to 30, cutoff calls 30, action is on me in the SB.  Im watching this crazy blond woman kickoff on another table (it was in fact the woman who knocked Trumper of the Malta wpt final table) and im also really tired.  Whilst looking away from the table i go to fold my hand but instead slide a stack of 10 £100 chips over the line instead for a nice £1000 3 bet.  Just as the chips go over the line i realise what ive done and casually slide them back over the line.  I say to the dealer "does that stand?"  He says yes.  I'm resigned to my fate of having 3 bet j9off and probably having to call it off if anybody shoves when Praz Bansi who's sitting to my left advises me to get a floor ruling.  The floor comes over looks at me looks at the situation shakes his head - tells me the bet doesnt have to stand and tells me to be more careful.  Was really grateful to Praz for helping me although on reflection the initial raiser and caller were also pretty happy with the ruling so i probably had the best hand.  Should probably just stick to online poker.

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« Reply #4531 on: October 05, 2011, 07:04:59 PM »

Alex how do you like your steak cooked?
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« Reply #4532 on: October 05, 2011, 07:08:29 PM »

Alex how do you like your steak cooked?

rare baby
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« Reply #4533 on: October 05, 2011, 07:09:09 PM »

Alex how do you like your steak cooked?

rare baby

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What sauce/glaze?
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« Reply #4534 on: October 05, 2011, 07:20:15 PM »


peppercorn/ blue cheese.

nice sig btw.
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« Reply #4535 on: October 05, 2011, 07:20:21 PM »

Alex how do you like your steak cooked?

rare baby

Good lad, I didn't think a posh boy would have anything other.

Really riles me when PHILLISTINES eat their steak well done or even medium tbh. YOU FUCKING DONT DESERVE TO BE EATING A STEAK. In fact, you dont deserve to ever eat in a fucking restuarant.

So glad I got that off my chest.
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« Reply #4536 on: October 05, 2011, 07:20:48 PM »


I'm a Bernaise man.
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« Reply #4537 on: October 05, 2011, 07:21:17 PM »

Alex how do you like your steak cooked?

rare baby

Good lad, I didn't think a posh boy would have anything other.

Really riles me when PHILLISTINES eat their steak well done or even medium tbh. YOU FUCKING DONT DESERVE TO BE EATING A STEAK. In fact, you dont deserve to ever eat in a fucking restuarant.

So glad I got that off my chest.

OY! shut it!  Cheesy
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« Reply #4538 on: October 05, 2011, 07:22:11 PM »

Alex how do you like your steak cooked?

rare baby

Good lad, I didn't think a posh boy would have anything other.

Really riles me when PHILLISTINES eat their steak well done or even medium tbh. YOU FUCKING DONT DESERVE TO BE EATING A STEAK. In fact, you dont deserve to ever eat in a fucking restuarant.

So glad I got that off my chest.

I agree, infact thats why I don't eat steak, because my stomach rejects anything but well done, and it's rude and an insult to order a well done steak!!
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« Reply #4539 on: October 05, 2011, 07:29:43 PM »

Alex how do you like your steak cooked?

rare baby

Good lad, I didn't think a posh boy would have anything other.

Really riles me when PHILLISTINES eat their steak well done or even medium tbh. YOU FUCKING DONT DESERVE TO BE EATING A STEAK. In fact, you dont deserve to ever eat in a fucking restuarant.

So glad I got that off my chest.

I agree, infact thats why I don't eat steak, because my stomach rejects anything but well done, and it's rude and an insult to order a well done steak!!

It saddens me to learn that a man who carries himself with such class and dignity is denied the delights of a black a blue steak. My heart goes out to you.
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« Reply #4540 on: October 05, 2011, 07:31:05 PM »


Also +1

Sounds like a date imo.
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« Reply #4541 on: October 05, 2011, 07:32:20 PM »

Bernaise ftw
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« Reply #4542 on: October 05, 2011, 07:33:34 PM »


next time we booked a combined 1k win in a day (min 500+ each ldo), let's take our birds out to the soulville steakhouse?
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« Reply #4543 on: October 05, 2011, 07:36:18 PM »


next time we booked a combined 1k win in a day (min 500+ each ldo), let's take our birds out to the soulville steakhouse?

Aside from the glaring tense shift, and there being girls involved, this sounds like a fab idea.
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« Reply #4544 on: October 05, 2011, 07:40:04 PM »

I've never understood all this bullshit about eating a steak rare.

Personally I prefer it rare but if someone wants it cooked 'til it's more or less charcoal what's the problem?

Surely if that's how someone prefers it then that's how it's best for them?

Same with people who bang on about raw fucking fish. I find it absolutely disgusting and prefer it cooked, preferably surrounded in greasy batter next to a plate full of chips and mushy peas.

Does it make someone a philistine because their taste buds find raw fish or rare steak revolting?

Seems very weird to me.
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