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« Reply #9915 on: September 07, 2012, 02:42:25 PM »

Yeh we're tanking upgrading our cleaner to a really hot one. Our one atm does a good job and doesn't steal. She's not a looker though and is a bit cheeky (asked me to "drop her off" in the city centre in the middle of rush hour).
 
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Take her in a helicopter.
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« Reply #9916 on: September 07, 2012, 02:43:33 PM »

Yeh we're tanking upgrading our cleaner to a really hot one. Our one atm does a good job and doesn't steal. She's not a looker though and is a bit cheeky (asked me to "drop her off" in the city centre in the middle of rush hour).
 
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If she's good, keep her.
Lots of poor / unreliable cleaners, which could make it a ballache to try and change her.
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« Reply #9917 on: September 07, 2012, 02:45:48 PM »

Yeh we're tanking upgrading our cleaner to a really hot one. Our one atm does a good job and doesn't steal. She's not a looker though and is a bit cheeky (asked me to "drop her off" in the city centre in the middle of rush hour).
 
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I thought she say " drop ur trouser " hmmmmmmmm.
For ur age I will try a lady of her age . Is she in the mid 30's or 40's ?
If that Alex , I will encourage u to take opportunity to try her
Bcause I think she will teach u a lot if thing that u never did b4.
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« Reply #9918 on: September 07, 2012, 02:49:06 PM »

Yeh we're tanking upgrading our cleaner to a really hot one. Our one atm does a good job and doesn't steal. She's not a looker though and is a bit cheeky (asked me to "drop her off" in the city centre in the middle of rush hour).
 
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Hacked?
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« Reply #9919 on: September 07, 2012, 03:06:20 PM »

Yeh we're tanking upgrading our cleaner to a really hot one. Our one atm does a good job and doesn't steal. She's not a looker though and is a bit cheeky (asked me to "drop her off" in the city centre in the middle of rush hour).
 
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Sounds like you're doing alright if she fulfils the 2 most important aspects by being good along with not pilfering your house, so I wouldn't be setting myself up for agg.

Sounds like a keeper if she's got a bit of neck about her as well, I'd have given her a lift just for having the front to ask Cheesy

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« Reply #9920 on: September 07, 2012, 03:13:05 PM »

Wouldve been about 45min round trip. Gave her a tenner for a cab since she'd come on short notice to clean up after the party.

Will just keep her I guess, though could trial out another behind her back?!
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« Reply #9921 on: September 07, 2012, 03:20:20 PM »

Wouldve been about 45min round trip. Gave her a tenner for a cab since she'd come on short notice to clean up after the party.

Will just keep her I guess, though could trial out another behind her back?!

If you find someone in your employ who turns up on time, is reasonably priced Vs the competition, honest, dependable and does as good a job as you could hope to expect you have approximately nothing to gain and everything to lose.
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« Reply #9922 on: September 07, 2012, 03:31:18 PM »

Will just keep her I guess, though could trial out another behind her back?!

Cheating on the cleaning lady rather than cheating with the cleaning lady. There's a storyline for a soap opera in here somewhere.
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« Reply #9923 on: September 07, 2012, 03:31:45 PM »

Wouldve been about 45min round trip. Gave her a tenner for a cab since she'd come on short notice to clean up after the party.

Will just keep her I guess, though could trial out another behind her back?!

If you find someone in your employ who turns up on time, is reasonably priced Vs the competition, honest, dependable and does as good a job as you could hope to expect you have approximately nothing to gain and everything to lose.

Yeah, this. You're winning everything these days mate; why get a fit cleaner when you can keep a reliable cleaner and still afford an escort?
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« Reply #9924 on: September 07, 2012, 03:37:24 PM »

@ed or nothing to lose (by getting a 2nd on the sly on a trial basis) and potentially gaining a equally good/honest one + a hotty?

No-one else see the appeal in having a fit cleaner if she's really hardworking and honest too?
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« Reply #9925 on: September 07, 2012, 03:38:56 PM »

As someone that has employed a lot of cleaners over the years I would suggest that 90% of hot cleaners are shit.  Stick to one that can do the job.
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« Reply #9926 on: September 07, 2012, 03:48:14 PM »

As someone that has employed a lot of cleaners over the years I would suggest that 90% of hot cleaners are shit.  Stick to one that can do the job.

agreed general guide is the uglier the better the cleaner
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« Reply #9927 on: September 07, 2012, 03:49:34 PM »

Sigh got in 14k at 100/200 with KK vs AA and gg. Almost folded too after I got the "sigh recheck cards allin move" but had put in 4k with 10 back and felt like punishing him for the hollywood. Oh well.
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« Reply #9928 on: September 07, 2012, 03:52:20 PM »

As someone that has employed a lot of cleaners over the years I would suggest that 90% of hot cleaners are shit.  Stick to one that can do the job.

agreed general guide is the uglier the better the cleaner

I think that is the origin of "scrubber".
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« Reply #9929 on: September 07, 2012, 03:55:20 PM »

As someone that has employed a lot of cleaners over the years I would suggest that 90% of hot cleaners are shit.  Stick to one that can do the job.

agreed general guide is the uglier the better the cleaner

.... and the more chance you will have of having sex with her.
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