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« Reply #11385 on: November 02, 2012, 08:33:13 AM » |
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Losing loads of money and watching Sam Macdonald do his business over skype in nottingham apparently is a better option...
Kinky Was very disturbing my mate was into scatology. He even had one of those toilets made out of Perspex or some sort of see through plastic that you could put your head in and watch someone do there business. Now that's disturbing How does that even come out in conversation Jase? I imagine they were at a wedding somewhere and his mate turned to Jason quietly and said "You need to eat more fibre, mate" |
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« Reply #11386 on: November 02, 2012, 08:34:18 AM » |
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« Reply #11387 on: November 02, 2012, 08:44:33 AM » |
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I don't actually remember but I seem to remember it was a pool night. In the same night I remember my best friend having to have a picture of a ladies anatomy being drawn (he'd been married a few years at this point) and another mate telling how good his sex life was because his bird liked doing BOTH positions  |
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« Reply #11388 on: November 02, 2012, 08:54:17 AM » |
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I don't actually remember but I seem to remember it was a pool night. In the same night I remember my best friend having to have a picture of a ladies anatomy being drawn (he'd been married a few years at this point) and another mate telling how good his sex life was because his bird liked doing BOTH positions I don't think you're painting a very good pic of Scunny mate on the one hand sexual naivety and on the other weird shit, literally. |
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« Reply #11389 on: November 02, 2012, 09:09:14 AM » |
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I don't actually remember but I seem to remember it was a pool night. In the same night I remember my best friend having to have a picture of a ladies anatomy being drawn (he'd been married a few years at this point) and another mate telling how good his sex life was because his bird liked doing BOTH positions I don't think you're painting a very good pic of Scunny mate on the one hand sexual naivety and on the other weird shit, literally. michelangelo could not paint a very good pic of Scunny mate  |
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« Reply #11390 on: November 02, 2012, 09:13:11 AM » |
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I don't actually remember but I seem to remember it was a pool night. In the same night I remember my best friend having to have a picture of a ladies anatomy being drawn (he'd been married a few years at this point) and another mate telling how good his sex life was because his bird liked doing BOTH positions I don't think you're painting a very good pic of Scunny mate on the one hand sexual naivety and on the other weird shit, literally. michelangelo could not paint a very good pic of Scunny mate Is this one of those double bluffs where Scunny is really a happening town and you want to keep it a secret? |
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« Reply #11391 on: November 02, 2012, 09:16:51 AM » |
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I don't actually remember but I seem to remember it was a pool night. In the same night I remember my best friend having to have a picture of a ladies anatomy being drawn (he'd been married a few years at this point) and another mate telling how good his sex life was because his bird liked doing BOTH positions I don't think you're painting a very good pic of Scunny mate on the one hand sexual naivety and on the other weird shit, literally. michelangelo could not paint a very good pic of Scunny mate Is this one of those double bluffs where Scunny is really a happening town and you want to keep it a secret? lol errr no. But with the return of the Legend that is Brian Laws everyone thinks that the Steelworks will be safe now and we are gonna come out of the Great Depression |
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« Reply #11392 on: November 02, 2012, 10:17:22 AM » |
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I don't actually remember but I seem to remember it was a pool night. In the same night I remember my best friend having to have a picture of a ladies anatomy being drawn (he'd been married a few years at this point) and another mate telling how good his sex life was because his bird liked doing BOTH positions I don't think you're painting a very good pic of Scunny mate on the one hand sexual naivety and on the other weird shit, literally. michelangelo could not paint a very good pic of Scunny mate Is this one of those double bluffs where Scunny is really a happening town and you want to keep it a secret? lol errr no. But with the return of the Legend that is Brian Laws everyone thinks that the Steelworks will be safe now and we are gonna come out of the Great Depression Any truth in the story that Scunny isn't twinned with anywhere but is in a suicide pact with Middlesbrough? |
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« Reply #11393 on: November 02, 2012, 10:55:04 AM » |
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I don't actually remember but I seem to remember it was a pool night. In the same night I remember my best friend having to have a picture of a ladies anatomy being drawn (he'd been married a few years at this point) and another mate telling how good his sex life was because his bird liked doing BOTH positions I don't think you're painting a very good pic of Scunny mate on the one hand sexual naivety and on the other weird shit, literally. michelangelo could not paint a very good pic of Scunny mate Is this one of those double bluffs where Scunny is really a happening town and you want to keep it a secret? lol errr no. But with the return of the Legend that is Brian Laws everyone thinks that the Steelworks will be safe now and we are gonna come out of the Great Depression Any truth in the story that Scunny isn't twinned with anywhere but is in a suicide pact with Middlesbrough? lol. Not true sir. At last count we are a quintuplet with some equally depressing places in Germany, France, Poland and some township in South Africa |
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« Reply #11394 on: November 02, 2012, 11:46:02 AM » |
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After the massive long build up to the romantic story and the final reveal with the pictures of fine dining, music, romance, good times with the young hottie I was absolutely amazed that nobody here posted the most obv gag...
...I'd do it.
I imagined Dubai posting it as I read and it made me laugh.
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« Reply #11395 on: November 02, 2012, 03:06:16 PM » |
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Losing loads of money and watching Sam Macdonald do his business over skype in nottingham apparently is a better option...
Kinky Was very disturbing my mate was into scatology. He even had one of those toilets made out of Perspex or some sort of see through plastic that you could put your head in and watch someone do there business. Now that's disturbing |
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« Reply #11396 on: November 02, 2012, 04:14:47 PM » |
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Kinky Was very disturbing my mate was into scatology. He even had one of those toilets made out of Perspex or some sort of see through plastic that you could put your head in and watch someone do there business. Now that's disturbing trying to eat a bourbon here ffs |
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« Reply #11397 on: November 03, 2012, 04:38:30 AM » |
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Alex, just thinking back, I'm sure you said you was staking people, etc. who are they to refresh my memory?
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« Reply #11398 on: November 03, 2012, 04:45:17 AM » |
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Alex, just thinking back, I'm sure you said you was staking people, etc. who are they to refresh my memory?
PJ, Jack Allen and JK |
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« Reply #11399 on: November 03, 2012, 04:48:01 AM » |
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Played the 500 today, spewed off trying to get a guy to fold KQ on K45A9 after I'd 3bet the sb and b/b/b. Knew he had KQ but should've given up because it was obvious he just didn't like to fold. Never really do stuff like that either. Oh well.
Played the £150, grinded for ages, no good. Then hopped into a really really good £2/5 game and won £2.2k #easycomeeasygo
Having another bullet tomorrow as is PJ, Jack made it through to Day 2 already as did Thigh, Keys and Walster oioi!
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