Prose from a Poshboy

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« Reply #13800 on: February 28, 2013, 03:11:06 PM »

Quote from: redsimon on February 28, 2013, 03:10:07 PM

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« Reply #13801 on: February 28, 2013, 03:15:43 PM »

Oh wow. Words almost fail me. It was similar to watching someone lose their virginity; panicking, fumbling around aimlessly yet so proud of themselves at the end of it.

eggstraordinary fail at making a 'fry up'.


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« Reply #13802 on: February 28, 2013, 03:51:43 PM »

Wow. When PJ gets upset at you for not knowing something simple, it might be time to hang up the gloves.


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« Reply #13803 on: February 28, 2013, 04:23:23 PM »

Quote from: millidonk on February 28, 2013, 03:15:43 PM

how many times have you watched someone lose their virginity? I would not believe everything youporn says


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« Reply #13804 on: February 28, 2013, 04:24:04 PM »

Quote from: smashedagain on February 28, 2013, 04:23:23 PM

Quote from: millidonk on February 28, 2013, 03:15:43 PM

how many times have you watched someone lose their virginity? I would not believe everything youporn says

About 7.


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Re: Prose from a Poshboy

« Reply #13805 on: February 28, 2013, 04:47:43 PM »

Such a yolks video


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« Reply #13806 on: February 28, 2013, 04:54:28 PM »

Lol video


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Re: Prose from a Poshboy

« Reply #13807 on: February 28, 2013, 04:57:00 PM »

Quote from: millidonk on February 28, 2013, 04:24:04 PM

Quote from: smashedagain on February 28, 2013, 04:23:23 PM

Quote from: millidonk on February 28, 2013, 03:15:43 PM

how many times have you watched someone lose their virginity? I would not believe everything youporn says

About 7.

what were the lads names?

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Re: Prose from a Poshboy

« Reply #13808 on: February 28, 2013, 06:18:28 PM »

Wow. Questions...

Where the hell part of cambridge did they hide the teenage mutant ninja turtles from you??

Recipie book? For a fry up???

Dont like has browns??

A* viewing nonetheless, just a little too much to take in one go lol


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Re: Prose from a Poshboy

« Reply #13809 on: February 28, 2013, 07:18:55 PM »

How the he'll can Tom sit there while pj throws darts two centimetres above his head!


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Re: Prose from a Poshboy

« Reply #13810 on: February 28, 2013, 07:45:49 PM »

Just checked up on the current house insurance. Nothing in the small print about lack of life skills leading to house fires. So 'crack' on.


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« Reply #13811 on: February 28, 2013, 08:04:28 PM »

Ain't nothing adventurous about putting a few frozen hash browns on a tray and slamming them in the oven.

Preparation is key Alex - novice's error in all cooking. No way do we even start before we have located all required pans, pots, crockery, and utensils. I find it best to have pre-opened the tin of beans, positioned the bread in the toaster ready to pop down, etc. Of course, a good cooked breakfast ensures that all items are cooked to finish as the same time (give or take a few mins, for which a pre-heated oven plate with kitchen roll on to take any excess grease is required).

Mushrooms, tomatos (admittedly optional), hash browns, black pudding/haggis - this is what you are seriously lacking.

Sausages that are fully cooked and crispy bacon ARE ESSENTIAL. There should not be anything flaccid touching the plate. Eggs - take 'em as you like 'em. Personally, I am happy with a crispy bottom as long as the yolk is still runny.

Well done for finding the hob. Reminds me of Gary Neville being filmed cooking at his house, whilst David Beckham was being interviews, and having to ask where the spatula was, as he had never been in the kitchen. Fair play, it was easy to miss - it was about the same floor space as my entire house.


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Re: Prose from a Poshboy

« Reply #13812 on: February 28, 2013, 10:10:20 PM »

Cheers VBlue and others. I'll have another go soon

Just had a jokes time being the "pro bounty" for the beginners comp at DTD tonight. Predictably I ran like god at the start. I had 88 vs 22 on K8255 lol, to bust someone, then made quads with AA on AKQ3A, guy bet 5k on the river with 400 behind, then folded to my jam. I showed the quads and said "you do realise I folded a run?" Cheesy

I busted a couple of a hours later - it was a lot of fun though - people loving the game and really enjoying themselves. Feels like I did a good service to the community and got a free meal out of it. Now playing 2/2 PLO and grinding the online leg of the deepstack, legoooo