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« Reply #150 on: January 23, 2011, 12:03:37 PM »

I may not be religious but I believe in God. A higher purpose. People can knock me or people who believe in God- each to their own. I also believe that God intervened in the next installment of my life. It was the most pleasant intervention but it brought my family together when probably nothing else would have.

My brother- who had worked hardest to bring the family together was involved in quite a serious accident which saw him hospitalised. I don't know what it is about humans that make them take life for granted- we're maybe built to always want more and never settle for less. But the accident made my parents and esp. my Dad realise that life is often shorter than you think. We reconciled before Rio was born and I could not have been happier. My brother eventually recovered and now things couldn't be better. My parents love Shelley and they often help out with the kids which is a Godsend. When me and Shelley travel away the whole family chips in but it's often Granny and Grandad who do the bulk of the babysitting. Alls well that ends well.
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« Reply #151 on: January 23, 2011, 08:34:25 PM »

Travelled up to dtd after a small bink online to play super 50. Ran into a shitload of traffic due to Leicester tigers game (fucking rugby, shit game)

Get here late. Am 43rd on alternates list. 40 get in.

Have just played the 50 f/out which starts at 8 and been sent to the rail by Barry fkin Neville. 3 limpers at 25/50. I make it 275 in cut off with two red kings. Big blind calls which obv means everyone has "value" inc Bazza who is sat to my right.

KJ4 flop. I bet 650. Barry only caller. "Beware" he says. He checks a 2 turn and I fire 1700. He snaps without hesitation. So blinded I am by top set that when the Ace hits the river I forget that he's probably fishing with Q10 and value jam when he checks to me again.

So An hour and a half drive followed by a 4 hour wait to play 25 mins poker. Oh well- could be doing my bollox online instead!
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« Reply #152 on: January 23, 2011, 08:40:47 PM »

Enormous *sigh*  bad beat yawn

Back to normal then.
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« Reply #153 on: January 23, 2011, 08:47:30 PM »

Travelled up to dtd after a small bink online to play super 50. Ran into a shitload of traffic due to Leicester tigers game (fucking rugby, shit game)

Get here late. Am 43rd on alternates list. 40 get in.

Have just played the 50 f/out which starts at 8 and been sent to the rail by Barry fkin Neville. 3 limpers at 25/50. I make it 275 in cut off with two red kings. Big blind calls which obv means everyone has "value" inc Bazza who is sat to my right.

KJ4 flop. I bet 650. Barry only caller. "Beware" he says. He checks a 2 turn and I fire 1700. He snaps without hesitation. So blinded I am by top set that when the Ace hits the river I forget that he's probably fishing with Q10 and value jam when he checks to me again.

So An hour and a half drive followed by a 4 hour wait to play 25 mins poker. Oh well- could be doing my bollox online instead!


Played some poker today. Didn't win though.

Anyway that story I was telling you all about me and Shelley.............

FYP
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« Reply #154 on: January 23, 2011, 08:52:58 PM »

Evilpie for editor
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« Reply #155 on: January 23, 2011, 08:59:19 PM »

Cmon guys. some life beats in that post too. besides no comments on my last few life posts Tongue
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« Reply #156 on: January 23, 2011, 09:00:35 PM »

Cmon guys. some life beats in that post too. besides no comments on my last few life posts Tongue

i'm enjoying them.  post more and i promise to comment
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« Reply #157 on: January 23, 2011, 09:20:55 PM »

Good to have another diary on Blonde worth reading. Please keep it up George, like your writing style, and please moan more. What is the point in you writing a blog if you are not going to moan.

Poker question for you - As somebody who plays poker at a high level (DTD £300 each month etc) do you struggle to motivate yourselve to smaller stakes online. How do you deal with this?



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« Reply #158 on: January 23, 2011, 09:42:13 PM »

KJ4 flop. I bet 650. Barry only caller. "Beware" he says. He checks a 2 turn

LOL why does't he just say. "please give me a free card"
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« Reply #159 on: January 23, 2011, 11:38:22 PM »

KJ4 flop. I bet 650. Barry only caller. "Beware" he says. He checks a 2 turn

LOL why does't he just say. "please give me a free card"

Nah it's just the polite way of saying GIVE ME A FREE FOOKIN CARD OR ELSE.
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« Reply #160 on: January 24, 2011, 02:28:06 AM »

Good to have another diary on Blonde worth reading. Please keep it up George, like your writing style, and please moan more. What is the point in you writing a blog if you are not going to moan.

Poker question for you - As somebody who plays poker at a high level (DTD £300 each month etc) do you struggle to motivate yourselve to smaller stakes online. How do you deal with this?





Ive always played at all levels no matter how huge/small my roll gets. I need to be more disciplined about my poker tho. A bit like Dubai although probs not as degen Ill sometimes start an mtt really late and then realise about 10 mins later that I cba and throw the lot in.

Think key to keep yourself motivated is not to get too carried away with yourself. I still consider myself an average player- Im sure many will agree!
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« Reply #161 on: January 24, 2011, 06:35:40 PM »

Am playing a session tonight on tilt with the double guarantees. Will post interesting hands (not just beats!!!!)

Playing

26$ 84k (*4)
26$ 66k (*4)
55$ turbo rush (*1)
26$ 20k turbo (*4)
17$ super turbo (*4)
53$ super turbo (*1)

Should be fun/interesting. These multi entry tourneys on the wider scale are shit for poker but I'm hoping the lower buy ins are full of fish due to the higher players wanting to multi entry the bigger comps. Despite the intro of multi entry comps you can only have a max of 18 tables
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« Reply #162 on: January 24, 2011, 07:01:21 PM »

Ace is two and a half and has such a ridic vocab for his age its scary

"Ace, whats the matter?"

"Daddy Im frustrated!"

"Why?"

"I cant get my top on" (over his pyjamas)

"Why do you want to put your top back on over your pjs?"

"Cos I want to look like a gangsta Daddy"

Okaaaaaaaaaaay
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« Reply #163 on: January 24, 2011, 07:03:00 PM »

Ace is two and a half and has such a ridic vocab for his age its scary

"Ace, whats the matter?"

"Daddy Im frustrated!"

"Why?"

"I cant get my top on" (over his pyjamas)

"Why do you want to put your top back on over your pjs?"

"Cos I want to look like a gangsta Daddy"

Okaaaaaaaaaaay

pics of ur son looking like a g please
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« Reply #164 on: January 24, 2011, 07:07:17 PM »

Ace is two and a half and has such a ridic vocab for his age its scary

"Ace, whats the matter?"

"Daddy Im frustrated!"

"Why?"

"I cant get my top on" (over his pyjamas)

"Why do you want to put your top back on over your pjs?"

"Cos I want to look like a gangsta Daddy"

Okaaaaaaaaaaay

pics of ur son looking like a g please

I have tried but my phone is being gay
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