china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary

[china mug]

devil...if you take the d out of the word you are left with evil...again proof positive that there is a higher power at work in the cosmos and we should all take note and shape up ,and listen to these divinchi code like clues that have been left there for us to discover and use the information....

[LOJ]

 NO! We want the keep your shit as it is Tom edition....

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sick duck....need i say more

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i probley wont go down to luton haveing the time of my life ,but then again i just might...
a jolly jape for april fools day at luton g....all you need to do is get a load of cheap poker chips from the poker sets that are for sale....colour them up to look like black chips at  25 pound and red chips at 5 pound ....then super glue a whole load of them together so they look like a bet on roulete ...two hundred on the number four hundred on the splits eight hundred on the corners....total bet 5000 pounds.....then as a poker player comes in you whack it on a number that has just come in whielst a accomplice tells him you haveing it of at roulete,might be a good idea to clear it with the management first thinking about it....any way it would be well worth seeing said poker players face as he at first thinks that you have won big time and then when you lift the whole bet of as a block of clearley dud chips....film it set it to music probley crazey frog tune that was out a few years ago,upload it to the net and wait for it to go viral.....mmmmmm    fame    nice

[china mug]

i think therefore i am
i am therefore i continue
i continue therefore how come no one laughs at my jokes
bit bored here not my usual quality i give to my addoring pubic,gonna have to go for rehab at dtd  ,and soon....
if it takes one man a day to make a sandwich 23 feet long ,with all the trimmings
and it takes one woman 3 days to make a sandwich 23 feet long ,with all the trimmings
dont you think someone should have told them its too big for the plate.
a excited chap was telling his friend about his trip to japan and he included his trip to a top rate hotel where he had sampled a rare treat with his meal which was to have a cool drink of mineral water,but as his japanese host explained  it wasnt just any old mineral water o no what the hotel did was send a large tug boat to the artic circle where there scientists would select a iceberg for its clearness and clear blue collar and the fact that it had been frozen for 5000 years....then they would tow it back to japan to a factory ship where it would be cut up left to melt and bottled so the disserning japenese gourmay could enjoy the finest 5000 year old mineral water at 500 dollars a small bottle.....o thats interesting said the impressed friend of mr excited    ....what did it taste like

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yyyeeeeeehhhaaaaa order is returned to the universe,i just got a ticket to the dtd deep stack......now wheres my karioke sheets....
next target monte carlo

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whent to luton g on friday ,good friday that is a goodley a throng of believers that any church would be happy to have as its eager ever turning up congergration where in attendance ,especialiy as all poker players have a unshakeable belief in a higher unseen unproven world order nameley that one day the bad beats will stop and they will take there rightful place on the final table amongst the ten disciples jostling for the sacred holy grail or at least a three way chop of it with the odd 15 quid going to the tip box.
any way heard that it was going to be ....ninas..last day of working there and if we wished to greet her and wish her well when she arrived for work shortley she would no dout appreciate it.....
ninna,ninna,ninna.....one of the last old originals from the old club when it was down the road beside sainsbureys o for the nostalger ....its 1987 and youve done your brains at the casino i belive it was called seargent yorks then ,you have had ciggerete smokers blowing there cancer plums acrass the table with you as they chain smoked.....never mind have you been mis sold ppi ,those firms that chase that sort of busness should chase the ......have you got health problems from working in a poorley ventalated smoke filled envirement......let us sue the bastards fot you....then you could leave the club and take your final gamble of the night seeing if you could make it down the alley way betwean seargent youks and the sainsbureys car park with out being mugged or accosted.....i remember i was nearley mugged in that very spot ,i had come out of the club at say 1.30 am i wallked pass the top of the alley to the phone box as if i was going to use the phone this gives me the opportunity to look down the alley to see if there are any street life hanging about....no its all clear so of down alley i go to car park,as im half way along i hear the sound of fast walking foot steps comeing up behind me ...i dont like this one little bit...my brain tells me if its a mugger he may have a accopliace just up ahead 25 yards where the alley widens out by the pub used by all the class a followers,great what to do ...i carry on walking as i hear matey closing up behind me ,i glance over my shoulder to see his size etc ...hes not overley large and hes smarter dressed than i thought he would be about 10 yards behind me but what focuses mt attention and makes me go to defcon 5 is the fact that i see a knife in his right hand right thats it get to the wider bit of the alley out side the pub you dont want to be fighting with matey with his accompliace comeing at you from behind i think ....i get to the corner no accompliace in sight good hes late probley rushing over from sainsbureys after this fucker behind me had called him on his mobile phone ,which was a new gadjet that all discerning druggies seemed to have...wonder if it will catch on .....any way ive got to deal with matey before his pal turns up ,so that tells me i cant afford to go to the ground and be on the ground when his help arrives here he comes i can see him he seems a little bit startled by the fact that im standing here about to grapple with him ,i had better block the side that he has the knife on grab him by the throat and twist and trip him then slam the back of his skull down onto the concrete clab pavement ...so i glance down to see where i need to eleminate the knife.....fuck me there is no knife hes got a bunch of keys with one of the keys sticking out thru his fist of fingers in case any one goes to mug him in the alley ........i stand there as he passes he thinking im going to mug him and me thinking im not going to be mugged by you and your pal ....would have made a intereasting case for the court...
any way back to nostalgia ,little rose that waitressed for us all at the poker club ,her daughter was to come and work at the new club on reception and she has moved on to fresh pastures now carmel one of the staff from the 10 pound stud comp rebuy days ,dick lynch used to swear she was a block on him getting any cards...hes in luck now shes a manager at the new club and dousnt deal for him any more,the chinese where important gamblers then and when it was the start of the year of the dog or the year of the rabbit or the year of the yeti whe didnt care you knew the midnight banquiet laid on by the club to attract the punters would be great nosh including those realey big pacific prawns....and of cource you could order tea and ssanies for no charge and tip rose a quid and still feel like a king ....fast forward to taday food give them another ten years and they will have a burgerking franchise tacked on the side of all casinos.......
and there amongst it all was dina who whent on to tv fame as the first lady of poker dealing on late night poker tv,with her hour glass waiste avid fans could recognise her from the back before they ecould work out who phil helmuth or negrano,some yank wannabes where....

and there was ninna....the choice of reason ,or the fith beatle as i used to tell her with her hair style.....right up to her leaving on friday,she entered the club wearing a 1960s style print dress ,so that was it im of,ninna ninna  ninna she slows and looks my way ,give us a twirl ninna which she sort of dose a half twirl ...you see i say to a fellow player ..thats the material  i want on my new three piece suiete ,,ninna douse a mini eye flutter with a its going to be a long night tut and continues on her way
i recall a occasion when ninna was on all fours searching for some dropped chips under a table on a busy poker night two of the players had stood up to allow her access under the table,....as she scampered about like a kid in a sand pit i wallked over and said...to one of the guys standing,okay you won the bet but theres another ten quid if you can make her bark like a dog....

or the time she was hell bent on ignoreing me calling her over...ninna ninna,ninna ninna,   ninna    ninna ,eventualey she came over what is it tom,i ignored her and said as if in conversation with the guy beside me....ninna ninna ninna you see thats the noise a fire engine makes a police car is deedaa ddeeddaaa.....mutter eye roll twirl and exit the fifth beatle

george the card room manager,never sure if thats his title ...any way george announces that chandra has donated a hundred pounds to a farewell collection for ninna....not to be out done a raise my voice..george  george i villantear to take ten pounds out ......

all said and done if it was the last day on earth before the hollacaust when the terminator releases nuclear global destruction and im in a poker hand with a full house of aces and the cards are on there backs and at that moment as the chips are being pushed towards me and whoosh the judgement day comes......as my fingers drag the chips to my stack i would be happy if the dealer was ninna and our hands touched in the passing of chips as the walls melt and we realise what is happening and the last conntact we have with another human being is a fleeting brush of finger tips across a poker table,and i look up and theres ninna and she looks up and there me ....a perfect ending










of course if dina isnt busy with tv work she could be the card room supervisor and as its such a large last pot she is helping to push the huge pile of chips towards me and all three of us brush fingers and whoosh the walls melt our eyes meet ninna dinna me ...me dinna ninna ....     ....
a new sandwich is added to the cosmic menu its a nna sandwich a slice of ninna ,your choice of filling ,i choose me.. and a slice of dinna ....toasted
served by rose













whats the difference between me tipping casino staff 1 pound and me tipping casino staff 5 pounds........answer on next blog
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24 months

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im of on train to dtd nottingham ....im still knock  knock   knocking at the door of the deep stack   ....like they say on all that finance investment guff ..past performance is no guarantee to future returns..balls to that im feeeeeellllliiiinnnggg lllluuuuucccckkkkkyyyy.....
so provideing i dont get lost,which with a train and a taxi even i will find hard to do ,and provideing i dont get kidnapped by a gang of spice girls who are out looking for a stud muffin to be there master in some sex marathon orgy....i will be at dtd with my spare ticket for re entry on saturday......nice.....


as a thought for promoting the wembley  dtd poker event how about getting posters of nicola at dtd and putting them on ebay for sale ....and buying them ....a bit like old film posters  of gone with the wind or the james bond films...even have the posters put on to tee shirts and sell them on ebay .....
the slogan could be //i played at wembley..

i think i will pop over to other page and suggest this idea of useing ebay

o if spice girls attack ,i suppose i could always join in at ante level 200 400..

[tonytats]

o if spice girls attack ,i suppose i could always join in at ante level 200 400


75/150 no anti I've heard

[china mug]

well here i go again....2nd crack nat deep stack im here with 4 mins to kick of....i played friday like a complete donk and not supriseingley got a bale of hay shoved up me.... well ive had my walk around beeston shop area interestingley as i sat out side  cafe nero a old un stopped and asked me if i kmew where there is a betting shop,,,,then latter when i was in a charity shop the assistant came ovber to where i was and said this shelf is a good spot to put them dvds on ,so she dose ,all of them aceans eleven,,,,must have a cloud following me about saying de gen gam


more latter

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not yet my lord chancellor

soon

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well well well ...ive onley gone and won the poker league at luton.....a bigger event than the royal baby add on comp..the  con grat e mails will start flying and now i might be able to get my car repaired with some thing better than duct tape........if i say so my self ....i will post more latter

[celtic]

Congrats Tom, glad you won it.

[nirvana]

Well done Thomas