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« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2011, 02:33:43 PM »

pics of yourself and laura may obv
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« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2011, 07:12:40 PM »

pics of yourself and laura may obv

+ 1mirrion!!
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« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2011, 09:27:16 PM »

LOL!!

Piccy of LM, you've no chance, she won't even 'friend' me on facebook as apprarently it's not the done thing pffffffft...

Piccy of me...Tighty's diaryz innit...though I warn you..it aint pretty

 

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« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2011, 09:34:09 PM »

Wooooooooooooooooooo-hooooooooooooooooo

Decided to play betting at Cheltenham today GOGOGOGOGOGO me!!!

I never normally bet on the gee's (Grand National aside obv.) But as I desperately needed a bet for my Blonde Naps I decided to take the plunge...I have mini micro bets on 2 horses..both for the win and the the double each way

2.40 - Sybrights @ 17:1

&

4pm - Jaunty Flight @ 17:1

The double came in at 289:1 (Yea Right)

As I'm fecking USELESS at betting I don't expect much but hey ho...It gives me a reason to stay indoors on this fine and sunny day so I'm well pleased Wink

1st race coming up soon...Toes crossed!!!!!!

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...best stick to the pokerz...at least I have SOME influence over the results Wink

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« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2011, 11:04:01 AM »

Hypothetical question Trip5.
Your 16 year old daughter tells you she is stopping at her mates house on Saturday night, then the week after you open the local paper to see `snapper about town` has a picture of her in the local nightclub on said night.

What do you do ?

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« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2011, 11:07:39 AM »



What do you do ?



ask her to sign it!
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« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2011, 02:41:09 PM »



What do you do ?



ask her to sign it!

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« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2011, 05:25:27 PM »

Lol, would do but they want £20 a print.
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« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2011, 05:39:58 PM »

Lol, would do but they want £20 a print.

the paper - not a proper photo!
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« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2011, 05:46:14 PM »

Lol, would do but they want £20 a print.

the paper - not a proper photo!
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« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2011, 02:03:03 PM »

You pray to god she's not the one with that absolutely farkin' ridiculous "artwork" on her arm.

If not, you get her to sign it.

Then take it round all the clubs and bars in every town within a 50 mile raidus and inform them all she's feckin' 16.

Oh, and if she is the one with the shit art...ground her for life.
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« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2011, 03:02:35 PM »

I take plenty of young ladys up town in taxi and u can't tell there age these days!! They all look bloody 18+

I asked a lass once how old she was after she had come out of the nightclub and she told me she was bloody 15!!!

Saying that tho I was going out when I was 15!
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« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2011, 03:17:36 PM »

You pray to god she's not the one with that absolutely farkin' ridiculous "artwork" on her arm.

If not, you get her to sign it.

Then take it round all the clubs and bars in every town within a 50 mile raidus and inform them all she's feckin' 16.

Oh, and if she is the one with the shit art...ground her for life.
Apparently they were doing the body art (lol) in the club, After Party was the the club night. No its not her.
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« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2011, 01:22:45 PM »

More importantly

2,1,5,3,4
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« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2011, 03:45:13 PM »

More importantly

2,1,5,3,4

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