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« Reply #45 on: March 22, 2011, 04:01:47 PM »

is 5 looking over her right shoulder or her left? back to us/front to us? she's like a humanowl
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« Reply #46 on: March 22, 2011, 04:04:17 PM »

More importantly

2,1,5,3,4

wtf? 3 has to be 5?!
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« Reply #47 on: March 22, 2011, 04:32:27 PM »

ooooo......a dairy I may/may not read.

Couple of things lippytrippy......(said with affection, ofc!)

a) GIVE UP SMOKING YOU DAFT COW!  (said with assertiveness)
    (fwiw, I gave up for 14 years...........but on my 15th birthday thought sod it, lets have a smoke!)

b) Just would like to take this opportunity to say to your daughter...........Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii     

Am I banned from this thread now??  XXXXX

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« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2011, 06:16:20 PM »

ooooo......a dairy I may/may not read.

Couple of things lippytrippy......(said with affection, ofc!)

a) GIVE UP SMOKING YOU DAFT COW!  (said with assertiveness)
    (fwiw, I gave up for 14 years...........but on my 15th birthday thought sod it, lets have a smoke!)

b) Just would like to take this opportunity to say to your daughter...........Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii     

Am I banned from this thread now??  XXXXX




Hmmmmmmmm I thought I'd sucessfully managed to swerve the smoking thing!!!!

 

Always a pleasure Maxxy almost never a chore

p.s. Did you manage to find your way back to Sky okay or did you need directions

p.p.s. don't let the door hit you on the way out

p.p.s MWAH!!!!! xxxxx
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« Reply #49 on: March 25, 2011, 06:18:29 PM »

Hypothetical question Trip5.
Your 16 year old daughter tells you she is stopping at her mates house on Saturday night, then the week after you open the local paper to see `snapper about town` has a picture of her in the local nightclub on said night.

What do you do ?



So come on then...fess up...What did you do???

I'm totally the wrong person to ask btw as I was climbing out of my bedroom window at 14..with the help of a fit boy next door and a ladder obv...


Those were the days...

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« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2011, 07:02:40 PM »

Loooooooooool.

I need 7 more messages before I can send a PM on here.

How anyone can say 4 in from the left is not number 5 is beyond me.

2, 5, 1, 3, 4.

5's arm looks like it is dislocated, but I'm not picky.

Can I send a PM now plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2011, 07:54:02 PM »

Loooooooooool.

I need 7 more messages before I can send a PM on here.

How anyone can say 4 in from the left is not number 5 is beyond me.

2, 5, 1, 3, 4.

5's arm looks like it is dislocated, but I'm not picky.

Can I send a PM now plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


NO WAY HOSAY ( is that how it's spelt??)

Serve your time like I had to...i'm at the heady heights of spam city now wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

p.s. don't forget to spam-pm me when you earn your stripes Wink

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« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2011, 08:14:20 PM »

Which one, (1-5) di you most look like when you were 16 Trip?

Which one (1-5) would you most like to look like if you were 16 again Trip?

Which one (1-5) would you most like to snog for 20 seconds, to earn £100 for a charity Trip?

Thats probably 3 posts worth in 1, which could be seen as a waste, but there's plenty more where those came from. Hurry up and reply and I can ask some more. Then send a PM Smiley
 
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« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2011, 08:20:35 PM »

Which one, (1-5) di you most look like when you were 16 Trip? None, I was trouble enough in my own right...plus at 16 at skirts my were shorter Wink

Which one (1-5) would you most like to look like if you were 16 again Trip? None - please see above

Which one (1-5) would you most like to snog for 20 seconds, to earn £100 for a charity Trip? Snogging a 16 year old?Huh?...get a room old boy ;o)

Thats probably 3 posts worth in 1, which could be seen as a waste, but there's plenty more where those came from. Hurry up and reply and I can ask some more. Then send a PM Smiley
 



Nice try sailor, but I recon you have another 4 or 5 to go till you hit PMville...carry on!!!

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« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2011, 08:33:07 PM »


Tough initiation here.

I was brought up on a forum where you weren't allowed to avoid awkward questions.

If you keep making me work this hard to get to 10 forum posts, I might have to give up and ask TK directly on a thread if he really does think I'm a wally.

Would prefer to keep it private though.
 
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« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2011, 09:20:31 PM »


Tough initiation here.

I was brought up on a forum where you weren't allowed to avoid awkward questions.

If you keep making me work this hard to get to 10 forum posts, I might have to give up and ask TK directly on a thread if he really does think I'm a wally.

Would prefer to keep it private though.
 


 


Hmmmmm, as i've realised to my detriment Mr Anon, nothing is sacred here and by posting on my diary you can bet your bottom that tk will bust you...may as well give it up now, whoever you are Wink

p.s. 4 to go ergo 6 out of 10...must try harder

p.p.s. i'll keep your secret if you keep mine

p.p.p.s. get yer arse to da deepstack innit

 
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« Reply #56 on: March 27, 2011, 12:43:38 AM »

Dredawful week...

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Next week ftw??? Though not Monday as I have a mock exam that I haven't had time to revise for...



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« Reply #57 on: March 29, 2011, 04:05:31 PM »

Boooooooooooo, I've missed Blonde Sad

I've been offline for a few days trying to get my law exam revision started and my assignments finished....One thing hasn't changesd since school...EXAM REVISION IS

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Unfortunately so are my revision skills!!!!!!

Still, I'm taking my 72 yr old Mum & newly red-haired Daughter in one of these tomorrow

 

I'll be des driver only though as I fecking hate heights!!!!! Though not for the usual reasons, I actually get an overwhelming feeling to throw myself off whatever high thing i'm in or on (Was shuffling round on mi bum when we went up Mont Blanc) so all in all a very good swerve IMO!!!!

Onwards and Upwards...

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« Reply #58 on: March 29, 2011, 07:28:07 PM »

found an early picture of your young'un is it a good likeness
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« Reply #59 on: March 29, 2011, 07:45:59 PM »

Pics of red head needed itt!!
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