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« Reply #45 on: April 27, 2011, 10:53:33 PM » |
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Caddied for Andy Garcia, Jamie Redknapp, Tico Torres, and various journeymen golf pros. Was in the same golf group as Sean Connery, (miserable bastard) Shook Sir Steve Redgrave's hand. Gave Bill Murray a highfive.Won £10 off Dougray Scott after outdriving (golf) him. Gave Borat's fat friend (dont no his real/film name) a highfive. Told the tall one from 'Everyone loves Raymond' that he was funnier than his brother.Got off with Amy Alexandra off big brother before she became famous  Bill Murray has to be up there!! Fantastic! Sounds like whilst most people are asking for autographs you just go in for the high five. I like it. FYP who says 'made out' anymore? American teenagers only. got off, got in, necked off, necked in, tongued are from my younger days. Heard swap spit but never been a massive fan of that one. What do people say these days??? |
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« Reply #46 on: April 27, 2011, 11:14:32 PM » |
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In late 2000 i was lucky enough to have played for a team that won a competition and played at Wembley as part of the 'end of an era' celebrations. The team was a mixture of ex student mates from Sheff Hallam (Jan Molby's X1) and Leeds met (No Name FC - Leeds uni champs) and we were up against a team from Swindon who had been coached by Jimmy Quinn.
The game was being covered by bbc choice and the production crew had given us a wedge of cash as we were being bussed to Wembley the night before the game. At the time the majority of the team were working and living in London, so our bus journey was a short one from Hq to the team hotel. Obviously this money was spent on crates of lager and the team managed to get lubricated en route and then at the team hotel. I think I made it to bed at 4am very oiled, with the ko at noon next day.
Pre match and I am still ming monged and we get a tour and introduced to Mark Bright and John Inverdale who were commentating and narrating the programme. I obviously dropped some banter in with Brighty about his missus at the time (Michelle Gayle), this didn't go down to well and he swerved it. The Bright stuff was to get his own back, in commentary he quipped about the No Name FC number 6 (me), 'he wouldn't even make a Sunday league footballer'. I must admit the alcohol had its affects on me as I knocked out a drab 3/10 performance on the hallowed turf of Wembley. Losing 5 v 1!!!
Post that day, I am not a big fan of his commentary/punditry tbh!!! I wonder why???
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« Reply #47 on: April 27, 2011, 11:24:37 PM » |
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Both in New Orleans during Mardi Gras a few years ago... Accidentally gatecrashed Christina Aguilera's villa party. Was there about 20 minutes b4 entertainment types sussed me for being a booze guzzling squaddie and clearly not one of them; was escorted out by a huge bouncer that couldn't stop laughing at how I'd managed it... Sat chatting to an old dude in a bar for an hour or so. Everyone kept pestering him to get up on stage, which he kept declining. When he finally went up the place erupted and people flooded in. He was shit hot. Turned out to be Willie Nelson. Came back and carried on getting smashed with me and chewing the fat. Oh yeah and met Becks in Afghan last year. He was abso knackered (top bloke that had run himself into the ground 4 the troops). Almost got him to sign a contract for Blackpool and handing over his global image rights to yours truly. His spoil sport advisor type stopped it with 'not even in gest' comment. As if I would have followed it through and made it binding... Oops just read the point of it being Z listers. Sorry. Obv shameless brags that make me look a tit now... kinboshi did it before you tbf |
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« Reply #48 on: April 27, 2011, 11:57:11 PM » |
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Met Levi Roots off of Reggae Reggae sauce in a Tesco in Leicester. During my first marriage I had an affair with a page 3 model
My father grew up as next door neighbour to George Cohen.
I have cooked for the King of Spain and his mistress!!!
Jay Kay once spent an evening washing pots with my father in law
I have played cricket with Lloyd Honeygan, Rory Bremner, various pros and winners of Strictly Come Dancing
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« Reply #49 on: April 28, 2011, 01:03:53 AM » |
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some more of mine.
Tommy Steele was my grandad's cousin.
I spoke to Huey Lewis on a Saturday Superstore phone in
I once asked Bob Holness if I could have a P please
Taylor Dayne advised me not to pursue a career in singing
I got blanked by David Bellamy when I asked him for his autograph when I was 8
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« Reply #50 on: April 28, 2011, 01:16:42 AM » |
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I once played in a best out of 3 game tennis match at a charity event against John McEnroe at Wimbledon (in the town) and despite losing 2-0 in games I won a point when my kick serve was too hot for him to handle and he put it in the net!
Saw Candice from Cora at The Trafford Centre
Saw Graeme Souness at Orlando Airport
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« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2011, 01:27:08 AM » |
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Ha where do i begin!
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« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2011, 01:57:35 AM » |
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Ha where do i begin!
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« Reply #53 on: April 28, 2011, 01:59:21 AM » |
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i once shook the hand of james dempsey
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« Reply #54 on: April 28, 2011, 02:11:13 AM » |
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I was there when some random heard iron's singing and shouted "fuck your wheels son, I'm a magician!"
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« Reply #55 on: April 28, 2011, 08:08:17 AM » |
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i once shook the hand of james dempsey
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« Reply #56 on: April 28, 2011, 08:22:32 AM » |
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great thread ...many fun posts
my Mrs used to do Robbie savages ironing
when i was about 10 Willie Thornie bumped into me spilling my drink and bought me another
I sat next to Rupinder Bedi on Tues night at a home game
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« Reply #57 on: April 28, 2011, 08:42:37 AM » |
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my Mrs used to do Robbie Savage
I sat on Rupinder Bedi
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« Reply #58 on: April 28, 2011, 08:49:25 AM » |
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Both in New Orleans during Mardi Gras a few years ago... Accidentally gatecrashed Christina Aguilera's villa party. Was there about 20 minutes b4 entertainment types sussed me for being a booze guzzling squaddie and clearly not one of them; was escorted out by a huge bouncer that couldn't stop laughing at how I'd managed it... Sat chatting to an old dude in a bar for an hour or so. Everyone kept pestering him to get up on stage, which he kept declining. When he finally went up the place erupted and people flooded in. He was shit hot. Turned out to be Willie Nelson. Came back and carried on getting smashed with me and chewing the fat. Oh yeah and met Becks in Afghan last year. He was abso knackered (top bloke that had run himself into the ground 4 the troops). Almost got him to sign a contract for Blackpool and handing over his global image rights to yours truly. His spoil sport advisor type stopped it with 'not even in gest' comment. As if I would have followed it through and made it binding... Oops just read the point of it being Z listers. Sorry. Obv shameless brags that make me look a tit now... A-Z listers is fine. We don't descriminate in ITT |
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« Reply #59 on: April 28, 2011, 09:16:46 AM » |
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I once saw Chris kamara at Leeds Bradford airport!!
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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