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« Reply #2460 on: February 17, 2017, 11:19:04 PM » |
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Oh man..nodding to Johnny Was by SLF now..my fans at the G have gone wild
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« Reply #2461 on: February 17, 2017, 11:30:13 PM » |
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The only people with headphones that annoy me, are the ones that take one earphone out/off after every street 'What's that?' or 'How much?'
Take the fucking things off, or turn it down, and pay attention to what's going on, Onslow!
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« Reply #2462 on: February 17, 2017, 11:58:24 PM » |
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Oh man. 3b with AK, get called, comes AA4 and I do 75% of my stack. Break Stuff has to be played at times like this..nodding furiously as I fumm
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« Reply #2463 on: February 18, 2017, 01:12:16 AM » |
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People who play two tables of 1c/2c while playing live poker and slow up the game.
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« Reply #2464 on: February 18, 2017, 01:17:10 AM » |
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Barry Neville used to sing along with whatever was playing on his i-pod quite loudly and very out of tune.
Red-dog used to stick cotton-wool in his ears if in the vicinity - there's probably a pic somewhere.
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« Reply #2465 on: February 18, 2017, 11:34:02 AM » |
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« Reply #2466 on: February 18, 2017, 01:01:57 PM » |
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Poker players who nod their head in time to their music.
I think I'd be more annoyed if they didn't nod their head in time. Read while playing and nodding to Break Some Off. Table really wants to know what I'm listening to so bad. There's a guy who plays the Luton G that does this in a way that makes him look autistic. I'm sure he'd desist if he knew. Buy, hey! It's a free world, and I'm sure if players knew it tilted people so bad, we'd have loads of nodding dogs on the tables. |
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« Reply #2467 on: February 18, 2017, 02:10:01 PM » |
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Poker players who nod their head in time to their music.
I think I'd be more annoyed if they didn't nod their head in time. Read while playing and nodding to Break Some Off. Table really wants to know what I'm listening to so bad. There's a guy who plays the Luton G that does this in a way that makes him look autistic. I'm sure he'd desist if he knew. Buy, hey! It's a free world, and I'm sure if players knew it tilted people so bad, we'd have loads of nodding dogs on the tables. Funny that. I don't know the guys name but pretty sure I know exactly who you mean |
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« Reply #2468 on: February 18, 2017, 03:45:44 PM » |
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Buying into a Saturday afternoon game in a casino and realising you have paid 45% rake.
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« Reply #2469 on: February 18, 2017, 03:58:54 PM » |
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When you're at the barbers for a shave and their hands smell of cigarettes or other smelly stuff.
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« Reply #2470 on: February 18, 2017, 04:29:01 PM » |
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Oh man I'm getting this one a lot lately....when people ask YOU to choose and when you do they say NO
Eg "What shall we eat tonight"..."Oh you decide"..."Cool let's have Chinese"..."No"...."Pizza"...."No"...."Fish & Chips"..."No"..."WTF you decide then"..."No you decide"
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« Reply #2471 on: February 22, 2017, 12:19:34 PM » |
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« Reply #2472 on: February 25, 2017, 11:23:07 PM » |
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Ageing mini-me's horrible online casino ads.
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« Reply #2473 on: February 25, 2017, 11:26:59 PM » |
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Ageing mini-me's horrible online casino ads.
Good casino, though. VG bonus offers. |
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« Reply #2474 on: March 13, 2017, 05:23:56 PM » |
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Petrol stations that will sell you every fucking thing in God's creation but don't have a water can to fill your washers or a toilet.
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