Things that piss you off!

[Marky147]

Oh I didn't offer to tell them, I said they were welcome to ask.

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[MANTIS01]

Bought pack of Marlboro in the petrol station today. An eye watering £12.20. Put my card in and it said "want to donate 25p to charity? Yes or No? Fucking No! Now I've been the victim of daylight robbery I feel decidedly uncharitable. Felt like the assistant was judging my character as well. What is this charity donation hijack technique? What charity? Seems sly..,

[arbboy]

Middle class women/pensioners queuing at a pub bar (sideways onto the bar as well not facing the bar in a line towards to till) like it is Costa or Waitrose.  I just had a run in with a grandad who politely informed me 'this is a queue young man would you mind joining it?'  I replied 'i appreciate the rub of being a young man when i am 43 but this is a bar my friend not a coffee shop'  First world problems in middle England on a Tuesday afternoon.

[nirvana]

Middle class women/pensioners queuing at a pub bar (sideways onto the bar as well not facing the bar in a line towards to till) like it is Costa or Waitrose.  I just had a run in with a grandad who politely informed me 'this is a queue young man would you mind joining it?'  I replied 'i appreciate the rub of being a young man when i am 43 but this is a bar my friend not a coffee shop'  First world problems in middle England on a Tuesday afternoon.

I went to centre parcs  couple of years ago, couldn't believe that people had formed a proper queue line a year or two back from the bar rather than just all stand at the bar. There weren't any markings or signs saying you have to form a conga to get a drink , how did they know to do it ?

[Woodsey]

Middle class women/pensioners queuing at a pub bar (sideways onto the bar as well not facing the bar in a line towards to till) like it is Costa or Waitrose.  I just had a run in with a grandad who politely informed me 'this is a queue young man would you mind joining it?'  I replied 'i appreciate the rub of being a young man when i am 43 but this is a bar my friend not a coffee shop'  First world problems in middle England on a Tuesday afternoon.

I went to centre parcs  couple of years ago, couldn't believe that people had formed a proper queue line a year or two back from the bar rather than just all stand at the bar. There weren't any markings or signs saying you have to form a conga to get a drink , how did they know to do it ?

lol was gonna write a similar thing, happened to me a few weeks ago and I was wtf? Don’t you know pub rules......

[Cf]

I’ve started to quite like the bullshit queue at the bar thing. I’ve become immune to the dirty looks and “hey can’t you see there’s a queue here” comments. The end result is you just get served straight away.

[kukushkin88]

Bought pack of Marlboro in the petrol station today. An eye watering £12.20. Put my card in and it said "want to donate 25p to charity? Yes or No? Fucking No! Now I've been the victim of daylight robbery I feel decidedly uncharitable. Felt like the assistant was judging my character as well. What is this charity donation hijack technique? What charity? Seems sly..,

Pretty incredible to write this and get upset when you're called a simpleton. This is the 'Big Society', they were pleased with it for a while.

[kukushkin88]

Bought pack of Marlboro in the petrol station today. An eye watering £12.20. Put my card in and it said "want to donate 25p to charity? Yes or No? Fucking No! Now I've been the victim of daylight robbery I feel decidedly uncharitable. Felt like the assistant was judging my character as well. What is this charity donation hijack technique? What charity? Seems sly..,

Pretty incredible to write this and get upset when you're called a simpleton. This is the 'Big Society', they were pleased with it for a while.

The Tory dream. A Simpleton's Tale.

[Woodsey]

Bought pack of Marlboro in the petrol station today. An eye watering £12.20. Put my card in and it said "want to donate 25p to charity? Yes or No? Fucking No! Now I've been the victim of daylight robbery I feel decidedly uncharitable. Felt like the assistant was judging my character as well. What is this charity donation hijack technique? What charity? Seems sly..,

Pretty incredible to write this and get upset when you're called a simpleton. This is the 'Big Society', they were pleased with it for a while.

The Tory dream. A Simpleton's Tale.

This was obviously gnawing away at you last night on your night out, no pretty girl to distract you I’m guessing? 

You should get a breathalyser that allows you to log in here mate 

[MANTIS01]

The facts are I must try to dry my eyes about the simpleton remark because my shift at the leisure centre starts soon.

[Omm]

Middle class women/pensioners queuing at a pub bar (sideways onto the bar as well not facing the bar in a line towards to till) like it is Costa or Waitrose.  I just had a run in with a grandad who politely informed me 'this is a queue young man would you mind joining it?'  I replied 'i appreciate the rub of being a young man when i am 43 but this is a bar my friend not a coffee shop'  First world problems in middle England on a Tuesday afternoon.

I went to centre parcs  couple of years ago, couldn't believe that people had formed a proper queue line a year or two back from the bar rather than just all stand at the bar. There weren't any markings or signs saying you have to form a conga to get a drink , how did they know to do it ?

lol was gonna write a similar thing, happened to me a few weeks ago and I was wtf? Don’t you know pub rules......

My wife went on a work night out, they started at Wetherspoons, all the guys she was wife were about 15-20 years younger than her, pub was packed yet bar was fairly empty which she thought was abit odd, anyway she got a drink for her and a mate and they manage to get a seat, then a few of the others turn up and every single one of them order a drink via an app which the staff then bring directly to the table. Which it turns out most of the crowd were doing.

[kukushkin88]

Bought pack of Marlboro in the petrol station today. An eye watering £12.20. Put my card in and it said "want to donate 25p to charity? Yes or No? Fucking No! Now I've been the victim of daylight robbery I feel decidedly uncharitable. Felt like the assistant was judging my character as well. What is this charity donation hijack technique? What charity? Seems sly..,

Pretty incredible to write this and get upset when you're called a simpleton. This is the 'Big Society', they were pleased with it for a while.

The Tory dream. A Simpleton's Tale.

This was obviously gnawing away at you last night on your night out, no pretty girl to distract you I’m guessing? 

You should get a breathalyser that allows you to log in here mate 

Gnawing at me is a bit strong, it's a little embarrassing and quite funny how much I wanted to ridicule this post though and was too busy all week. Then I just did a dreadful job of ridiculing it after a few beers.

Don't worry yourself about the lack of pretty girls, she does need sleep.

The fact is the government want tons of essential public services to become charities, the simpletons voted for it. It's like the Daily Mail whining about unprecedented deaths amongst people waiting to go to hospital, or more homeless people than ever before (per capita) or less police than ever before (per capita), the list literally goes on forever, try and think of something that got better. You people voted for it, seems a bit much to whine about it.

[Woodsey]

Middle class women/pensioners queuing at a pub bar (sideways onto the bar as well not facing the bar in a line towards to till) like it is Costa or Waitrose.  I just had a run in with a grandad who politely informed me 'this is a queue young man would you mind joining it?'  I replied 'i appreciate the rub of being a young man when i am 43 but this is a bar my friend not a coffee shop'  First world problems in middle England on a Tuesday afternoon.

I went to centre parcs  couple of years ago, couldn't believe that people had formed a proper queue line a year or two back from the bar rather than just all stand at the bar. There weren't any markings or signs saying you have to form a conga to get a drink , how did they know to do it ?

lol was gonna write a similar thing, happened to me a few weeks ago and I was wtf? Don’t you know pub rules......

My wife went on a work night out, they started at Wetherspoons, all the guys she was wife were about 15-20 years younger than her, pub was packed yet bar was fairly empty which she thought was abit odd, anyway she got a drink for her and a mate and they manage to get a seat, then a few of the others turn up and every single one of them order a drink via an app which the staff then bring directly to the table. Which it turns out most of the crowd were doing.

Yeah I’ve noticed that app before, couldn’t be arsed, going straight to the bar seemed easier. GBK have it too...

[Woodsey]

Bought pack of Marlboro in the petrol station today. An eye watering £12.20. Put my card in and it said "want to donate 25p to charity? Yes or No? Fucking No! Now I've been the victim of daylight robbery I feel decidedly uncharitable. Felt like the assistant was judging my character as well. What is this charity donation hijack technique? What charity? Seems sly..,

Pretty incredible to write this and get upset when you're called a simpleton. This is the 'Big Society', they were pleased with it for a while.

The Tory dream. A Simpleton's Tale.

This was obviously gnawing away at you last night on your night out, no pretty girl to distract you I’m guessing? 

You should get a breathalyser that allows you to log in here mate 

Gnawing at me is a bit strong, it's a little embarrassing and quite funny how much I wanted to ridicule this post though and was too busy all week. Then I just did a dreadful job of ridiculing it after a few beers.

Don't worry yourself about the lack of pretty girls, she does need sleep.

The fact is the government want tons of essential public services to become charities, the simpletons voted for it. It's like the Daily Mail whining about unprecedented deaths amongst people waiting to go to hospital, or more homeless people than ever before (per capita) or less police than ever before (per capita), the list literally goes on forever, try and think of something that got better. You people voted for it, seems a bit much to whine about it.

My pension

[kukushkin88]

Bought pack of Marlboro in the petrol station today. An eye watering £12.20. Put my card in and it said "want to donate 25p to charity? Yes or No? Fucking No! Now I've been the victim of daylight robbery I feel decidedly uncharitable. Felt like the assistant was judging my character as well. What is this charity donation hijack technique? What charity? Seems sly..,

Pretty incredible to write this and get upset when you're called a simpleton. This is the 'Big Society', they were pleased with it for a while.

The Tory dream. A Simpleton's Tale.

This was obviously gnawing away at you last night on your night out, no pretty girl to distract you I’m guessing? 

You should get a breathalyser that allows you to log in here mate 

Gnawing at me is a bit strong, it's a little embarrassing and quite funny how much I wanted to ridicule this post though and was too busy all week. Then I just did a dreadful job of ridiculing it after a few beers.

Don't worry yourself about the lack of pretty girls, she does need sleep.

The fact is the government want tons of essential public services to become charities, the simpletons voted for it. It's like the Daily Mail whining about unprecedented deaths amongst people waiting to go to hospital, or more homeless people than ever before (per capita) or less police than ever before (per capita), the list literally goes on forever, try and think of something that got better. You people voted for it, seems a bit much to whine about it.

My pension

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