Luton 2012 thread, powered by the same old 3-4 posters

[pizzled]

true indication of skill imo...league table does not lie

[Poker_Monkey]

Meh, running it, £450 to the winner, £150 to the second (as it stands). Late entries accepted till 6pm today.

Graham Wheldon   

Ed Overall   
Mel Fowler   
Dan Fish   
Dave Robinson   
Phil Mildon   

Anthony Kendall   

Edna Adams   
Graham Rogers   
Gavin Kan   
Terry Mitford   
Gary Wilson   

Gavin Kan   

Edna Adams   
Gavin Kan   
Tony Milioti    
Drain Alien   
Graham Wheldon   

Ady Lovelock   

Edna Adams   
Bharat Joshi    
Drain Alien   
Ady Lovelock   
Kenny Prazar   

Edna Adams   

Edna Adams   
Ed Overall   
Dave Robinson   
Toni Coe   
Dinh Phan   

Darren Alien   

Tony Milioti   
Vince Calenti   
Adam McGuiness   
Gavin Kan   
Drain Alien   

Julian Lefevre   

Mel Fowler   
Jim McBride   
Rob Asmae   
Dave Robinson   
Phil Mildon   

Bharat Joshi   

Bharat Joshi   
Adam McGuiness   
Tony Miliotti   
Phil Mildon   
Dave Robinson   

Ed Overall   

Edna Adams   
Ed Overall   
Lalit Khajuria   
Dinh Phan   
Trevor Payne   

Paul Noonan   

Graham Rogers    
Adrian Gotch    
Andy Lyew    
Drain Alien    
Paul Noonan    

Ryan Spittles   

Paul Noonan   
Josh Pope   
Vince Calenti   
Graham Rogers   
Tony Deluca   

Dean Morris   

Edna Adams   
Dean Morris   
Graham Rogers   
Jim McBride   
Trevor Payne   

Chompy did i not see that Miss Angle put a team up at some point this week

[Chompy]

Alex Riccardi-Warren

Enda Adams
Jim McBride
Josh Pope
Alex Riccardi-Warren
Phil Cooklin

Good spot Minkey, missed Fallen Angle's list. Here it is.

[Dingdell]

"On the fifth day of Christmas, Luton gave to me FIVE…BOLD…DINGS,
"Four Kronenbourgs,
"Three Fresh Lens,
"Two Trolling Donks,
"And a gutshot with a six three."

For anyone who hasn't yet seen it, here's Tracey 'Ding' Dell doing something pretty impressive, going on stage and doing a stand-up routine after just one weekend of trainingage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxf8vqIyK9I

Still pumped up on adrenaline after her Jo Brand-like efforts, Ding returned to the colonic irrigation shop the following Monday, keen to fuse her new passion with her day job.

In a surprise move, one end of the hosepipe was jammed in the starfishes of five poker players, with the other end attached to a microphone. The results were interesting.

"I 'ate pocket jacks, might start folding them pre-flop," squelched one Luton random after being irrigated to the brim.

Players 2-5, who shall remain nameless, also produced some insightful parps:

"At the end of the day ace king is only ace high, it's not a made hand."

"I put you on ace ten when you raised pre-flop."

"Go all in, most of the time they can't call."

"Aces is just one pair, some people go mad with them."

That's the comedy routine sorted for when the G call comes to appear on the last Thursday of the month then…

Lol - just seen this ty! Comedy competition in Green Park this Saturday the 7th Jan - details on Tikays thread if anyone wants to come.

[the sicilian]

Chomps r u continuing with the days  of Xmas or is this something else uv chucked the towel in on...?

[Chompy]

It's now the five days of Christmas but thanks for asking. Too busy working the last couple, and the next couple, of days.

For the record, it would have been:

"On the twelfth day of Christmas, Luton gave to me twelve Bummers Bumming,
"Eleven Kalam's lazing,
"Ten Georges weeping,
"Nine Celtics eating,
"Eight Handsome Pauls,
"Seven Fish a swimming,
"Six Yodas dribbling,
"FIVE...BOLD...DINGS,
"Four Kronenbourgs,
"Three fresh Lens,
"Two trolling donks,
"And a gutshot with a six three."

[FallenAngelAlex]

Alex Riccardi-Warren

Enda Adams
Jim McBride
Josh Pope
Alex Riccardi-Warren
Phil Cooklin

Good spot Minkey, missed Fallen Angle's list. Here it is.

thank you kind sirs was just about to pick up on this.

[the sicilian]

It's now the five days of Christmas but thanks for asking. Too busy working the last couple, and the next couple, of days.

Sigh never met someone who quits on things so much.. Unreal

[Chompy]

Didn't quit the 2011 league. Which I won.

[pizzled]

Didn't quit the 2011 league. Which I won.

Good luck getting the trophy back

[nirvana]

same number of entries as last time


well done for doing it Chomps, it works best with you at the helm

lol

[celtic]

If a 8 way chop is done, and someone claims top points, is that allowed?

[relaedgc]

Play out a last hand and the determine the winner in a responsible way.

I have been rather lax about this, as I didn't particularly feel it made much of a difference given the money was being chopped. I'll make sure this gets abided to.

[the sicilian]

Didn't quit the 2011 league. Which I won.

Sure did

[Chompy]

Latest standings
Anthony Kendall   44
Paul Noonan   38
Ryan Spittles   23
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Dean Morris   23
Gavin Kan   21
Darren Alien   21
Ady Lovelock   14
Graham Wheldon   0
Edna Adams   0
Julian Lefevre   0
Bharat Joshi   0
Ed Overall   0
Alex Riccardi-Warren   0
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Dave Johnson   0

Here's the updated table. Awaiting official confirmation of course. Leagues do need to be 100% accurate after all.