Godammit - I just looked them up on the worldwide web and it turns out that they're not even a non-league team. I thought they were the definitive founding team of the Football League that is now a tiny non-league team, but it seems they have been back in the league for a few years. No wonder no-one else went for them.
Not only that, but they are on a world record run. According to Wiki, 'from 1999-2000 to 2010-2011 Accrington Stanley have never finished lower than their previous season's final position', which makes them the only team in the world to improve their league position twelve years in a row.
Lol, I forgot about them being a league club as I was too bothered about getting the milk reference in!
They haven't improved their position every year BTW, 10th in 2003/4 and 10th in 2004/5, but still probably the only team in the world to improve OR MAINTAIN their league position twelve years in a row.