An Ape and a notebook, how long will it take?

[fitzy_1]

wtf lol

this

• flick in a call with a hand about as speculative as you can get without position on a 30bb stack
• flop trips
• turn trips and a flushdraw

[ ] jizz whilst getting every last penny in the middle

• fold

if anything this should teach you not to splash on 30bb stacks, tight is right, if you're gonna be folding this hand in this spot ever fold pre. same goes for when you simply flop top pair on Qxx then check fold turn. not worth flicking in the extra 1200 even if it feels like you have 'value' or a 'good price' reverse implied odds and tough spots are not worth it

[SuuPRlim]

there is no way on this planet that hand isn't a level lol

[pleno1]

opening 32o in this comp with lots of stations/jfknb in the bb is pretty dreadful too though

[rfgqqabc]

If you were a sheepdog Pleno would be taking you out back with a shovel. Leave the cape at home sometime and actually play some poker.

[jgcblack]

opening 32o in this comp with lots of stations/jfknb in the bb is pretty dreadful too though

Clearly...

there is no way on this planet that hand isn't a level lol

My thought process goes like this...


Jason isn't a terrible player.  In fact I've seen him play pretty decent poker on more than one occasion.  However I have also seen him do ridiculous suicidal **** as seen here.

However, this is a pretty fishy table and he's opened MP.  I don't think he is ever light due to the nature of the table.
We have flopped an obvious Q with just over 51k and he is still piling money in.
He is competent enough to realize the sizing required to to get stacks in by river.
When he bets so big on turn, clearly setting up a river jam, and we don't beat any of his value range (he checks AA back Ott)
The flush draw is trying to fool me into thinking I can check-shove turn when in fact I just get called by better and he should have better 100%.


Think the fold is fine considering my rate on the table and I said to him at the time, I think his play at every point in the hand is ludicrous.  Normal people won't fold a 4 there...

He needs to learn to give up.

Great hand for the diary though imo.

[kinboshi]

opening 32o in this comp with lots of stations/jfknb in the bb is pretty dreadful too though

Clearly...

there is no way on this planet that hand isn't a level lol

My thought process goes like this...


Jason isn't a terrible player.  In fact I've seen him play pretty decent poker on more than one occasion.  However I have also seen him do ridiculous suicidal **** as seen here.

However, this is a pretty fishy table and he's opened MP.  I don't think he is ever light due to the nature of the table.
We have flopped an obvious Q with just over 51k and he is still piling money in.
He is competent enough to realize the sizing required to to get stacks in by river.
When he bets so big on turn, clearly setting up a rover jam, and we don't beat any of his value range (he checks AA back Ott)
The flush draw is trying to fool me into thinking I can check-shove turn when in fact I just get called by better and he should have better 100%.


Think the fold is fine considering my rate on the table and I said to him at the time, I think his play at every point in the hand is ludicrous.  Normal people won't fold a 4 there...

He needs to learn to give up.

Great hand for the diary though imo.

I love a rover jam.

Hand is definitely a level though.

[jgcblack]

opening 32o in this comp with lots of stations/jfknb in the bb is pretty dreadful too though

Clearly...

there is no way on this planet that hand isn't a level lol

My thought process goes like this...


Jason isn't a terrible player.  In fact I've seen him play pretty decent poker on more than one occasion.  However I have also seen him do ridiculous suicidal **** as seen here.

However, this is a pretty fishy table and he's opened MP.  I don't think he is ever light due to the nature of the table.
We have flopped an obvious Q with just over 51k and he is still piling money in.
He is competent enough to realize the sizing required to to get stacks in by river.
When he bets so big on turn, clearly setting up a rover jam, and we don't beat any of his value range (he checks AA back Ott)
The flush draw is trying to fool me into thinking I can check-shove turn when in fact I just get called by better and he should have better 100%.


Think the fold is fine considering my rate on the table and I said to him at the time, I think his play at every point in the hand is ludicrous.  Normal people won't fold a 4 there...

He needs to learn to give up.

Great hand for the diary though imo.

I love a rover jam.

Hand is definitely a level though.

phone tekkers..

yeah yeah yeah... im a nit these days. Told y'all

[pleno1]

its not being a nit, its being bad

Nits are tight pre, generally ntis dont fold post flop though, they get committed.

[cambridgealex]

Head exploding with realjohnblacktweets possibilities.

Did you fold it faceup?

[cambridgealex]

i need u to write the hand up pleaseeeeeeee..........

Yeah ok...


So we get the hero above come to our table, trying to portray he's playing like an idiot but actually shows he has 1010/ 1010/ JJ in his first orbit.

Anyways a little while in, he opens MP and gets flattes behind, the SB peels and I flick in the 1200 on top of the 800 BB with .

Flop
QQ4

SB check, I check, Jason bets 4k>8k, fold, fold and I call.

Turn
bringing second club.

Jason knows I have a Q a lot when I peel oop here vs him.

He bets 11k, with 25k behind.

We fold.


He shows 23o for a ridiculous barell, hero bluff...

#wpsir (both of us)

This could be the most ridic hand you have ever posted.

This. And that's a fucking tough list to top!

[cambridgealex]

If you were a sheepdog Pleno would be taking you out back with a shovel.

[George2Loose]

Wtf is going on?

[tight4better]

[pleno1]

My head still hurts from this hand!

[pleno1]

How would you feel about playing with a hand chart for the next 2 months? Simply following a pre and post flop hand chart that tells you what to do in every single circumstance with every single hand?