Tips for Tikay

[The Camel]

http://www.thestarsofdarts.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=8568

ifm?!!?!?!?!?!?

[The Camel]

That thread is perhaps the most golden thing I have ever read.

This is brilliant on so many levels, my head just exploded.

[Dubai]

Every story i read/hear about myself is always exaggerated more than a Balotelli tale. Must have a good PR employee

[WarBwastard]

My favourite post is this one..."I've given up on them, they are all *****. Bigger ***** than on here."  Hahaha.  Awww bless them. 

I have visions of them pounding about their flats throwing rocks at each other screaming about how Wayne Mardle isn't even eligible.

[Marky147]

Is that Ginge geezer alright... Almost 28000 posts in just over a year!!

[bobby1]

This first ladies' major on the LPGA tour is looking like producing the biggest golf upset since John Daly won the USPGA as an alternate. Karin Sjonin has been a pro since 2006 with no wins and a meagre four top-tens in her career. Her price might well have been a  Mardle-esque 1000/1+ had anyone even considered betting on her.

The best piece of commentary so far imo was "Natalie Gulbis is having a good back-side", not many

Ive laid her and bet IK kim mate, got a long way to go and I cant resist a bit of interest

[bobAlike]

If there's one thing I've learnt from all this is that the British Darts Organisation are a bunch of twats for recognising the occupied territory of Northen Cyprus.
CVNTS.

Sorry Tikay, just had to get it off my chest.

[bobby1]

Is that Ginge geezer alright... Almost 28000 posts in just over a year!!

He needs to get out more(Nap)

[Chompy]

Best April Fool work ever sir, vwp.

I saw straight through it obv but didn't want to ruin the japery.

[claypole]

http://www.thestarsofdarts.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=8568

ifm?!!?!?!?!?!?

Just noticed that - I remember him from laddies days - so comedy

[tikay]

April Account _ 6am April 2nd.

Investments - Nil.

Returns - Nil

Unsettled bets carrierd forward - Anderson, Barnet (x2),£150, all of which has been accounted for in prev months accounts.

[tikay]

There was an error in the March Accounts, spotted by one reader, & MereAuditor.

I understated the return on the Boxing Bet, I stated the return was £41, in fact it was £66.

So, we understated profits by £25, the Summary has now been amended, & it is accurately reflected in the Spreadsheet.

In approx terms, we made £125 in February, & £38 profit in March.

All that fun at no cost? Can't beat that.

[tikay]

Summary.

Two unsettled bets went south yesterday.

The Caroline Hedwall Ladies golf wager never quite recovered from a disastrous last few holes on Day One.

We had Newcastle - Liverpool "over 2.5 goals" yesterday, from Mondy, & that bombed. Perhaps I misheard Mondy, it's easily done.....

Upcoming?

I will be doing the Fraser recommend on Blackburn tonight, so it will be in today's figures.

The Barnet bet has a crucial week ahead. Tomorrow, they are home to table-topping Swindon, on Friday they are away to Cheltenham, who are in the promotion play-off zone, & on Good Monday they are home to 3rd place Crawley. To a degree, it also depends on teams around them, too, but GD means we are effectively a point worse off than most.

Then there is The Masters, starting Thursday. Due to the volatility of Golf Betting, I will be limiting the amount we invest on The Masters to no more than £100, £150 tops. The roll is way too thin even for that, really. Am more inclined to punt some shorter-prices & less volatile "specials" than go for an outright winner. Outrights will almost certainly be limited to £10 or £20 if EW.

Really appreciate all the input from everyone, thanks.

[tikay]

Found a bet that seems good value tomorrow night for a small investment

You may recall Blackburn beat Man Utd at Old Trafford this season so you might be surprised to learn you can actually back them at home at...

6 -1 Draw no bet  with Bet Victor & Blue Square... I'm not necessarily saying Blackburn will win but the price is far too big.

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/blackburn-v-manchester-united/draw-no-bet

Thanks to everyone for the feedback to my questions on this, including how to compae DNB value with traditional Home/Away-Draw odds. It all makes sense now. Sort of.

Anyway, let's get April started.

ON, £40 @ 6/1, BetVictor.


You have successfully placed 1 bet(s)

Total possible returns 280.00

BET RECEIPT Single Selections
Blackburn Rovers v Man Utd
Blackburn Rovers
(Win Match - Draw No Bet)
Odds:  6/1
Stake:  40.00
Possible Return:  280.00

[MereNovice]

There was an error in the March Accounts, spotted by one reader, & MereAuditor.

Just by one reader actually. I was asleep on the job.