Tips for Tikay

[tikay]

For the regular Members of the Fred OCD Club - that'll just be Tighty & Mere, then, Fred is about to make, in a trivial way I suppose, blonde history.

In three Posts time, it will be the Thread with most replies since blonde began, despite Fred only being just over a year old.

By a statistical anomoly, it wil have only half the views of the Thread it displaces at the top of the "Reply" League Table.

Big thanks to all our regulars, it is such a nice thread.

When blonde began, back in 2005, I was given responsibility for the Forum. At that time, THM was un-moderated, & places like Gutshot & Betfair Forums were not exactly what you might call nice, being infested by keyboard warriors, trolls, mischief makers & busybodies. I guess I only part succeeded, as blonde can be a little rude & unpleasant at times, but Fred has been an absolute dream to help run, & the Mods never have a spot of bother here.

A big thank you to all our contributors & regulars. Fred is what you made it. Thanks also to Keith, for starting it, damn him, & Mere for so wonderfully spreadying it.

Loads of fun, lots of sweats, & we've not lost a penny. What's not to like?

[tikay]

Appetising?

As in "value we can taste, but not eat"?

It was my opening entry in the inaugural Find Tikay a Suitable Replacement Adjective for Cheeky in his Small Bets that Proffer Satisfying Rewards Competition

As in "a tasty, enjoyable, concentrated morcel, keeping us satiated before more financially-demanding courses"

I don't generally indulge in that quite dreadful practice of correcting peeps spelling (publically, PM is my preferred route), but Tal, you of all people!

"morcel" is not incorrect, but it is very much obsolete these days.

morsel

And I thought you were a Posh Bloke.

[TightEnd]

Ladbrokes tighten the Tory odds in Eastleigh from 5/1 to 5/2 following big upsurge in bets.

according to my twitter feed

[Karabiner]

Appetising?

As in "value we can taste, but not eat"?

It was my opening entry in the inaugural Find Tikay a Suitable Replacement Adjective for Cheeky in his Small Bets that Proffer Satisfying Rewards Competition

As in "a tasty, enjoyable, concentrated morcel, keeping us satiated before more financially-demanding courses"

I don't generally indulge in that quite dreadful practice of correcting peeps spelling (publically, PM is my preferred route), but Tal, you of all people!

"morcel" is not incorrect, but it is very much obsolete these days.

morsel

And I thought you were a Posh Bloke.

I think that as a punishment he should have to wear his hirsuit for the rest of the day.

[tikay]

Morning Mr T.

The Scotland/Ireland game today should have tries in it. I have given up weather checking on tinternet but here in Plymouth it is dry and sunny ( a bit parky I grant you ) and we are not too far from Scotland, so I expect an open game. The favourite in the anytime scorer market is a Scot but Ireland are favourites to win the game. Ireland have the majestical O'Driscoll in the centre and he is still the best at setting up the wingers.

One of the Irish wingers is currently dating this woman.

Tiffany Brien, Miss Northern Ireland, and has been informed that she will only put out if he scores a try today so I expect him to run very fast. At 11/4 he is a decent price even without the added incentive.

Suggest £20 Craig Gilroy anytime try scorer @ 11/4 Ladbrokes or Boylesport

How can I ever turn down such eloquently phrased & constructed bets, including as it does, such trivial accessories?

Educational, too, in that I had always thought Plymouth was a goodly walk from Scotland.

Bet placement proceedings have commenced.

[tikay]

Morning Mr T.

The Scotland/Ireland game today should have tries in it. I have given up weather checking on tinternet but here in Plymouth it is dry and sunny ( a bit parky I grant you ) and we are not too far from Scotland, so I expect an open game. The favourite in the anytime scorer market is a Scot but Ireland are favourites to win the game. Ireland have the majestical O'Driscoll in the centre and he is still the best at setting up the wingers.

One of the Irish wingers is currently dating this woman.

Tiffany Brien, Miss Northern Ireland, and has been informed that she will only put out if he scores a try today so I expect him to run very fast. At 11/4 he is a decent price even without the added incentive.

Suggest £20 Craig Gilroy anytime try scorer @ 11/4 Ladbrokes or Boylesport

Thanks hector.

We have £20 @ 11/4, Ladbrokes, Craig Gilroy, ANYTIME TRyScorer, Scotland v Ireland.



ON


Selection11/4 - Craig Gilroy (Ireland)

EventScotland v Ireland Six Nations Championship

MarketTo score a try at any time
 
Your bets (1)
 Single - Craig Gilroy (Ireland)
1 line at £20.00 per line
Total stake for this bet: £20.00
Potential Return: £75.00
Time: 24/02/13 12:32
Receipt No: O/142640973/0000267

[Tal]

Appetising?

As in "value we can taste, but not eat"?

It was my opening entry in the inaugural Find Tikay a Suitable Replacement Adjective for Cheeky in his Small Bets that Proffer Satisfying Rewards Competition

As in "a tasty, enjoyable, concentrated morcel, keeping us satiated before more financially-demanding courses"

I don't generally indulge in that quite dreadful practice of correcting peeps spelling (publically, PM is my preferred route), but Tal, you of all people!

"morcel" is not incorrect, but it is very much obsolete these days.

morsel

And I thought you were a Posh Bloke.

I think that as a punishment he should have to wear his hirsuit for the rest of the day.

Karabiner, that was six months ago or more (must be 1,000+ pages of Fred past - actually, wasn't it on the Tal and Public Transport thread..?) I've written at least seventy - maybe eighty - words since then ITT, so cut me a little slack

Tikay, genuine mistake, there. Now I learn (post dictionary check) that mors is an old word for a small piece of food.

Never a bad thing to learn something, unless you're Wile E. Coyote learning that the cliff has stopped and you're 50 feet above a canyon floor.

[tikay]

We don't call Karabiner "elephant man" for any appendage related reasons, Tal, he never forgets these things.

Now, I am dieting, so I am off for a mors. Not too much though, less is mors. 

[Karabiner]

I'm just getting Tal in the mood for next weekend..

[horseplayer]

said thai lady it now transpires got to the green side bunker in 2 shots !!!

must have been a hell of a plug

[Karabiner]

said thai lady it now transpires got to the green side bunker in 2 shots !!!

must have been a hell of a plug

She may have failed to get out with her first shot and ball ran back into her footmarks.

[Tal]

I'm just getting Tal in the mood for next weekend..

I can see you winning every game after next weekend, so if we don't get a result, you should be favourites to finish higher than we.

[Karabiner]

said thai lady it now transpires got to the green side bunker in 2 shots !!!

must have been a hell of a plug

Here you go:

www.lpga.com/golf/news/2013/2/honda-lpga-thailand-final-notes.aspx

[horseplayer]

said thai lady it now transpires got to the green side bunker in 2 shots !!!

must have been a hell of a plug

Here you go:

www.lpga.com/golf/news/2013/2/honda-lpga-thailand-final-notes.aspx

thanks

i think

[tikay]

said thai lady it now transpires got to the green side bunker in 2 shots !!!

must have been a hell of a plug

She took an 8 @ the par 5 last, & lost by a shot, & you were on @ 80/1, win only?

Yikes.

Did you select the bet on the basis of that Tweet you mentioned yesterday?