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[tikay]

Morning Mr T.

Sadly Berdych lost to Federer and has been put on my burgeoning list of players not to trust. His service was very poor, but still a profit is always nice.

Dimitrov however did the business and won the 3rd set tiebreaker. Your tiddlearse bet has grown to 3 figures. Did you know that Dimitrov is known as " Baby Federer " ?

More coffee then time to find another bet.

Top work hector - we only had a tenner, but £10 @ 10/1 will do nicely!

Can't recall why we only had a tenner, you usually suggest £15, £20, or £25.  Must have been a reason.

Anyway, lovely job, we like 10/1 winners. More please.

[TightEnd]

Daily Report

Loss on Month £51.38

Outstanding Bets £3829.37

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aia1Hxq-NDNWdFk3UmlTSXMzTjRBTVNfOWRndVFsZHc&usp=drive_web#gid=22

A generally disappointing start the month, again, was partially rescued by two winning bets

- Dimitrov winning down in Acapulco at 10/1 was the best priced thread winner for a while for +£100

- Murray beat Simpson by stoppage £50

That apart there were 11 losers for over £200, ranging from Horses (five losers) and FGS bets (six seperate bets on four players). Frustratingly, Remy scored second, and Naismith shot into the side netting from a 45 degree angle one on one with the Keeper

A very busy Saturday

- Pride of place to Scott Hogan whose hat-trick for Rochdale (including a very welcome nip in on the one inch line to nick the first goal) means he is now one goal behind Sconthorpe's Winnall in the L2 Golden boot stakes

- Suarez scored his first PL goal for 6 hours 52 minutes to stretch his lead over Sturridge back to six goals

- Nugent scored for Leicester to go to 17 for the season. McCormack scored again for Leeds though, so no progress made. We still have 2nd, 3rd and 4th each way in the Ch Golden Boot race

- Billy Kee scored two for Burton, his first goals for quite a while to go to 13 for the season in L2

- Mooney scored for the Matchroom Orients, to go joint second with Assombolonga behind the frustratingly consistent Ryan Lowe.

Amongst the team bets

- Watford 4-0 over an extremely half-hearted Blackpool took them to 11th, with whispers of a shot at the top six...

- Sheff U won their seventh in a row in all competitions to continue to look up at the top six. Still 11 points behind a shot at promotion, but at least we can sellotape up a ripped betting slip

- Leicester won again, and are 8 points clear at the top, we are holding 4/1 e/w for the Championship

- Newcastle's win is good news for what two weeks ago was a floundering handicap bet


In worse news

Arsenal's lost at the Windy stadium, and Liverpool's win was bad news for no less than four bets

Hull's loss was poor news for handicap bet, top promoted side bet

Fulham's continued poor form was bad news for Crystal Palace to finish bottom

Reading couldn't beat 10,9 then 8 men

Barnsley.

Tranmere's point with Ryan Lowe's equaliser kept them above the L1 bottom 4

Kidderminster's loss at Cambridge combined with Luton's latest win (and the third successive stopsleyhatter winning bet that has not beeen placed)

No joy for Bent, Rodriguez, Ings, Vokes, Assombolonga, Ulloa (missed one on one header, straight at keeper), Santi Cazorla

[doubleup]

Muireann Hi, my name is Muireann. How may I help you?

You Hi, in The Sun today, it says 'It's Oscar Time, Money back if he walks, we will refund all losing bets on the oscar pistorius trial if he is found not guilty'

You Where is this on the site?

Muireann That may be a shop but I will check the site now

You Online customers only it states.

Muireann One moment there

Muireann Apologies, I am still looking

Muireann Are you looking for the market or more information on the special

You The market

Muireann My apologies, I will send you the link now

Muireann  http://www.paddypower.com/bet/current-affairs/oscar-pistorius?ev_oc_grp_ids=1297770

You Ok, so if he is found not guilty, I get money back as it states in the advert in the sun?

Muireann That is correct, it is just not on site

You So, I bet guilty, if he is found not guilty, I get money back?

Muireann That's correct

That is weird!

A two way market, Money Back on one if wrong?

I have to say that I find this all a bit tasteless - he killed a young woman.

Also hopefully he can be found guilty of another charge (manslaughter etc?), so it might not be two way.

 

[hector62]

It was my decision to go for £10 Mr T as he had the hardest draw possible. He had to play my other fancy, Gulbis, then angry Scot, and should have had Ferrer in the final had he not got injured.

[Tal]

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He's tiny, judging by the guy behind him.

Posted @ 04.37.

So you must have won the 25/25 thing?

Congrats. An Ian Gascoigne in the making.

Sorry to disappoint, but I found someone who couldn't fold aces pre and, worse still, was dead on the turn.

[tikay]

Lol @ Tighty's Report.

"Barnsley"

[TightEnd]

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Wearing it



""This is the tenth day of testing and we are about ten days behind I reckon,"

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10-1 winner

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Hat-trick

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Nice away kit

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Start the engraving. Soon.

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Murray Mint



What a shame

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[TightEnd]

The Current Cheltenham Portfolio


Champion Hurdle

23-Nov   doobs   WilliamHill      Annie Power   12/1   25   free bet

The Triumph Hurdle

26-Dec   Karabiner   Ladbrokes   Analifet   8/1   20
8-Feb BigAdz   BetVictor   Plinth   12/1   50

RSA Chase

30-Dec  BigAdz   WilliamHill    Many Clouds   20/1   25
15-Feb  Bad Beat   Ladbrokes Ballycasey   7/1   2.5



Champion Chase

30-Dec BigAdz   BetVictor   Sprinter Sacre   10/11   50

Ryanair

4-Jan    Doobs   WilliamHillAl Ferof   7/1   25
10-Feb   BigAdz   Betfred   Lyreen Legend   33/1         £5 e/w  qtr odds 1,2,3.
10-Feb   BigAdz   SportingBet Lyreen Legend   33/1      £3.03 e/w qtr odds 1,2,3.
10-Feb   BigAdz   Bet365   Lyreen Legend   20/1              £1.50 e/w qtr odds 1,2,3. NRNB.
14-Feb      BigAdz   Betfred   Lyreen Legend   33/1                          £7.10 EW
15-Feb      Doobs    WilliamHill    Lyreen Legend   33/1   25 free bet


Cheltenham Gold Cup

9-Feb   Bad Beat   Betfred   Lyreen Legend   50/1   16            £8 e/w qtr odds 1,2,3,4
9-Feb   Bad Beat   Ladbrokes   Lyreen Legend   50/1   40            £20 e/w qtr odds 1,2,3,4
9-Feb   Chompy   Ladbrokes   Last Instalment   14/1   20            NRNB

Supreme Novices Hurdle

27-Feb   Fred   PaddyPower   Irving   9/4   18

Byrne Group Plate

1-Mar   BigAdz   WilliamHill    Nadiya de la Vega   25/1      £15 e/w


Thoughts?

[tikay]

Luton's latest win (and the third successive stopsleyhatter winning bet that has not beeen placed)

I must apologise to Mr Hatter, no idea how I missed three "maiden" bets in a row.

Now I'm scared to place the 4th.........

[TightEnd]

Cheltenham:

SprinterSacre a non runner

Annie Power won't be in the Champion Hurdle?

No exposure to Bobs Worth, Hurricane Fly, Quevega, Sire de Grugy....


Which offers have to be looked at?

[tikay]

GAA (Irish sport!) bet:

Won't be for everyone as it involves tying up cash until July 6 but C0RAL going 11/10 about Cork for Munster football championship is big rick. P@ddy's 4/7 closer to correct price.

Chief provincial rivals Kerry (traditionally the Man U of GAA) have lost 4 of their best players, 3 retired & 1 (probably the sport's greatest ever player, Colm Cooper) to injury.

Plus Cork have new manager who knows what he's doing (unlike last fella who blundered to inadvertent 2010 All-Ireland win) and, more importantly, home field advantage in 2014 Munster final.

Cork beat All-Ireland champs Dublin earlier this evening in league encounter and I was hugely impressed by the pace, power and poise of the new players being blended into their side. I've got all I can on at 11/10 via friends' C0RAL accounts, maxed out at Skyb€t's evens and also taken some 10/11 with 3six5 too as that will sell out soon.

http://www.oddschecker.com/gaelic-games/gaelic-football/munster-senior-football-championship/winner

I really like this bet.

We placed TWO bets last night, we got Maxed by Coral @ 11/10, so we took a bit of 10/11, as you think 4/7 is nearer the right price.


£22.70 (Maxed) @ 11/10, Corals, Cork to win the Munster Senior Football Championship (GAA?)

£22 @ 10/11, BetVictor, Same Bet




02/03/2014 01:00AM



Single
To Win

£ 22.70

Cork - Munster Senior Football Championshuip - Outright @ 11/10

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02/03/2014 GBP 22.00 Single: CORK @ 10/11




Betid 37158815900 Time: 02:02 Bet Type: Single Stake: £ 22.00





Munster Winner All Ireland Football Championship
Munster Winner - Full Time

Cork

10/11


2 BETS PLACED

[TightEnd]

What's the latest on Lyreen legend?

We have him to run in one of two races, across seven bets, only two of which are NRNB?

In fact, how are we placed on any of the bets? If you own them, updates please....

[TightEnd]

 Australia 1st Innings 456 for 5 (118.3 overs)

Rogers    c Smith    b Steyn 25    
Warner    c AB de Villiers    b Duminy 135
Doolan    c Steyn    b Philander 20    
Clarke    not out    140
Smith    b Elgar    84    
Watson    just out 40
Total    for 5    456    (118.3 ovs)





the leading SA bowler is a part time spinner, Duminy with 2 wickets

[Karabiner]

What's the latest on Lyreen legend?

We have him to run in one of two races, across seven bets, only two of which are NRNB?

In fact, how are we placed on any of the bets? If you own them, updates please....

The trainer said a couple of days ago that the GC is still his primary target.

A bit of a surprise to most people.

[sonour]

Morning Mr T.

Sadly Berdych lost to Federer and has been put on my burgeoning list of players not to trust. His service was very poor, but still a profit is always nice.

Dimitrov however did the business and won the 3rd set tiebreaker. Your tiddlearse bet has grown to 3 figures. Did you know that Dimitrov is known as " Baby Federer " ?

More coffee then time to find another bet.

What a great bet Hector. Thank you again.