Tips for Tikay

[JaffaCake]

Just caught up on 50 pages of Fred having been otherwise engaged (I play a bit of poker in my spare time, u gambling guys should try it, you'd enjoy it). What I've learnt in those 50 pages, from two of my favourite posters:

- Being fondled by Edward Scissorhands isn't much fun
- Betting one of the other horses when the favourite is a bit of a 'woofer' is no bad thing

As u were...

Welcome back Mr K, & congrats on another successful foray to the Colonies.

In a Press Release about last weekend's GUKPT Edinburgh, Miss Trodd, she of the Amy, noted......


Teng wasn’t the only player at the final table in search of his second GUKPT trophy – Grosvenor Casinos’ sponsored professional Jeff Kimber was also back on familiar territory making his 9th Final Table in GUKPT history. Just a week after winning the PKR Mix Max Event in London, Kimber was a strong contender to take yet another title. Unfortunately for him the poker Gods didn’t have his back this time, when his QQ was cruelly outdrawn by Gray’s 99, sending him home in 4th place.


Useless, bloody useless. Why would you not fold Queens pre-flop, like Chinese Frankie?

Shocker.

I'd been folding preflop for plenty of time. That hand was to take the chip lead 3 handed, and I quite fancied playing heads up after last week's battles, but such is life, those poker gods are fickle. I did get the lot using Betting Emporium's Aintree tips tho while absent from Fred. I'm gonna play the Brighton leg in 4 weeks, hopefully you'll be around, always fun down there.

I saw Marky posted a Michael Carter-Williams piece. Expecting the rookie of the year to be announced at the end of the month and MC Dub is all but weighed in I reckon

[aaron1867]

Chelsea to win & BTTS is best at 11/4 online. I'm I'm Hills shop now & it's 3/1 & they are still accepting me bets.

If anyone wants a bet then message me quickly

[Chompy]

with 6 games left, the Brighton top goalscorers are

Ulloa 10
lingard 6
crofts 5
barnes 5 (now at burnley)
buckley 3
lopez 3

we have a tenner at 5-1, which looks very well placed

brighton have scored 42 goals in 40 games

perhaps a goalscorer or two on the summer shopping list

That's assuming the bookmaker pays out of course and doesn't pull a 'luvbet'.

CMS back to Posh maybe, with Assombalonga going the other way? Assuming Brighton can see of Hull and Newcastle in the summer bidding war of course.

Fergie says there will be changes tonight. Just hope Britt plays. This is the perfect chance to get to the top of the list.

[hector62]

Evening Mr T.

Delbonis has successfully negotiated a tricky first round tie and defeated G Simon in straight sets. Next up will be Felip Peliwo.

[ripple11]

It makes or break for the Bournemouth top 6 bet tonight btw. They are at home to Reading, so any loss tonight & it's all over, hopefully they can get a win here for a very decent sweat!

3-0 Cherries ....so far 

[BigAdz]

Conga Time.

[horseplayer]

Wonder if Howe will get snapped up in summer? His signings he made at Burnley dont look to shabby now either

In further news BD have 2 corners at half time not great but the fact they have a chance of going through is

Should hit at least 5 (famous last words) and hopefully a 6th

[ripple11]

Wonder if Howe will get snapped up in summer? His signings he made at Burnley dont look to shabby now either

In further news BD have 2 corners at half time not great but the fact they have a chance of going through is

Should hit at least 5 (famous last words) and hopefully a 6th

Eddie just signed a contract extension, and his family/wife really dont want to leave the area again......so it would have to be a "big" step up offer IMO.

[horseplayer]

looking like a loser this

apologies

[mulhuzz]

Good night for Ulloa bet Tighty

[arbboy]

Burnley to win Championship 16/1 with stanjames is a big rick if anyone can get it.  You can back Leics at 1/11 for £5k on bf to anyone who can get a lump on at .

[Chompy]

Aargh, Britt, you're killing me! Scored one, missed a penalty, hit the bar and had another good chance.

We're now level with Wilson, and it's Britt v Callum at London Road at the weekend.

Expect the prices to be somewhere around 7/4 Britt (21), 2 Callum (21), 4 Baldock (20), 8 Lowe (19), 12 Garner (18) when they go up in the morning.

How bout dem Cherries? Now 3/1 to make the top six, so in a good spot there. Win the next two, away at Yeovil and home v Owls and this will be a real channer. Good work aaron.

[Omm]

Tighty/Chompy

Any mileage in Bournemouth +14 on handicap with BV 1/4 1/2/3 @ 100-1

Would probably have to finish in top 8 for the e/w to come in and although sitting 8th at the moment they have lost more games (5) this season than those around and they are the only team in top 13 with a negative goal difference. All things considered surely the 100-1 is too high?

No other markets to compare it too so I presume BV think the will start to slide.

You may know more about there current squad than me as to whether they can maintain a top 1/3 finish this season?

No deliberate  here  but big squeaky bum time for the last few games.

[Rubbish2407]

Chelsea scrape through and Jose goes wild.



Fred loses a 10/1 shot as PSG go out.

Ulloa scores two.

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We're on at 5/1.

With one eye on Saturday's match with Arsenal, Wigan lose at home to Milwall.



Can't help but think we missed a trick there?

This Woman is the equivalent of buying money.

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But then again, so was this?



Is pools19 one of Chompy's aliases?

This is how to do an hole in one at Augusta.



Don't think Fred is on this year?

We are on "Boom Boom" though in a couple of spots.



Amongst others.

Hector has given us this guy as well.

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He's just beaten Gilles Simon and is through to the second round.

This is what Cyclists look like without an helmet.

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We're on this guy at 25/1.

If you're a Basketball fan you'll know what he's just done?



Who and what?

Later.

[tikay]

Excellent Galleryage Mr Rubbish, thank you.

Why do you get up so early in the morning? Day Job start early?