Tennis Staking Thread

[edgascoigne]

No money in betting tennis in-running, everyone's court-siding.

[Eso Kral]

On that note - off to watch my one bet of the day so far, Masovian in the 2.10 at Southwell, on a 2/1 last night :-)

See - what a shrewdie - think I'll tilt of a grand aon random afternoon selections now lol

will keep my eye out for the staking thread later on  

Its ok - my staking has been rested for my next few outings lol - did you see that run, terrible - should have just got out for a free bet...traveled terribly, just made that solid bet of day.  Don't worry, I wont tilt - taking my mum to Nandos then Bingo ha ha - good son that I am.


Luton Friday?

Yeah may be able to do this week, will let u know later on for defo!!

[gatso]

There is something very wrong with the top picture of Miss Knightley!

very much so. it's like the opposite of her

[claypole]

On that note - off to watch my one bet of the day so far, Masovian in the 2.10 at Southwell, on a 2/1 last night :-)

See - what a shrewdie - think I'll tilt of a grand aon random afternoon selections now lol

will keep my eye out for the staking thread later on  

Its ok - my staking has been rested for my next few outings lol - did you see that run, terrible - should have just got out for a free bet...traveled terribly, just made that solid bet of day.  Don't worry, I wont tilt - taking my mum to Nandos then Bingo ha ha - good son that I am.


Luton Friday?

Yeah may be able to do this week, will let u know later on for defo!!

Cool - Vinny is going, said Id ring him Friday on way back from Weymouth so dinner if your up for it

[Eso Kral]

On that note - off to watch my one bet of the day so far, Masovian in the 2.10 at Southwell, on a 2/1 last night :-)

See - what a shrewdie - think I'll tilt of a grand aon random afternoon selections now lol

will keep my eye out for the staking thread later on  

Its ok - my staking has been rested for my next few outings lol - did you see that run, terrible - should have just got out for a free bet...traveled terribly, just made that solid bet of day.  Don't worry, I wont tilt - taking my mum to Nandos then Bingo ha ha - good son that I am.


Luton Friday?

Yeah may be able to do this week, will let u know later on for defo!!

Cool - Vinny is going, said Id ring him Friday on way back from Weymouth so dinner if your up for it

looks 99%  confirm later on bud

[bobby1]

Giving it up for Keira Keith. There is no amount of gtd sex with any lady of my choice that I would put above having a bet.:-)

[ACE2M]

Giving it up for Keira Keith. There is no amount if gtd sex with any lady of my choice that I would put above having a bet.:-)

Thats possibly the sadest thing i've ever read.

[Ironside]

nevermind the sex bobby i would give up gambling for a gtd of a lap dance when ever i fancy one by a large % of the female population

[bobby1]

Giving it up for Keira Keith. There is no amount if gtd sex with any lady of my choice that I would put above having a bet.:-)

Thats possibly the sadest thing i've ever read.

I know, but i can replicate the high of one on my own, the other i need help with :-)

[EvilPie]

I've never had a betfair account and don't intend to open one for myself.

If this goes ahead I'm happy to open an account in my name and escrow it if that suits everyone else and obviously if Solaris still wants to get involved.

It'd be a shame for this hilarious thread to die after such a strong start.

[ACE2M]

I've never had a betfair account and don't intend to open one for myself.

If this goes ahead I'm happy to open an account in my name and escrow it if that suits everyone else and obviously if Solaris still wants to get involved.

It'd be a shame for this hilarious thread to die after such a strong start.

it could be a great story of redemption through gambling, possibly the first.

[MANTIS01]

For my own peace of mind I would like to ask Mark/Luke a serious question.

Do you buy a decent quantity of Miss Bolivia in one go and is it solid. If you buy a couple of g of powder I don't think you can be trusted to comment on life matters itt.

[The Camel]

Giving it up for Keira Keith. There is no amount if gtd sex with any lady of my choice that I would put above having a bet.:-)

Thats possibly the sadest thing i've ever read.

I know, but i can replicate the high of one on my own, the other i need help with :-)

All arguments noted.

But Keira is a special case.

[bobby1]

Seems obvious to me;

Solaris is really Jesus and Luke and Mark are two of his former disciples who have decided to publicly crucify him.  This is because they are jealous that HE can see the future and knows how these tennis matches are going to end, and wanted in on the divine intervention.

I mean, there are copious mentions of Dubai which is a stone's throw away from the Holy Land.

A thread of biblical proportions.

Please post more.

[Solaris]

Right, as far as I'm aware I've been sent 1.2k. I went into Barclays and sent Dubai 600.

Spoke to MereNovice, and will return the 200 to him latrer on. I will have to send 200 to Dubai (bobby1's share)and will send Nipple his share too. All this will be sorted out by 10am tomorrow so there is nothing left outstanding.MereNovice completely understand your viewpoint. I would reply via PM but I am on the world's worst computer.If there is anything else please don't hesistate to PM me. I will try to respond ASAP. But as I say, all funds will be returned aby 10am and where we go from there is your choice.

Can't access my online banking atm, so can't confirm who has sent what. As I understand, Dubai sent 200, Tikay 400, Mere 200, ripple 200, bobby1 200 totalling 1.2k. If anyone believes that to be wrong let m,e know and I'll sort it.