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Topic: Tennis Staking Thread (Read 78927 times)
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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Reply #345 on:
February 26, 2012, 09:17:09 PM »
Quote from: Silo Graham on February 26, 2012, 09:08:58 PM
Quote from: Ironside on February 26, 2012, 08:30:23 PM
Quote from: Snowball on February 26, 2012, 07:18:14 PM
1/5 He's done a runner with the loot
4/1 He's doing a weekender in the Clink
12/1 He's took off with Alice
can i lay running off with the loot please as he forgot to get any before doing the runner
You do realise he hasn't paid it all back yet?
Strange that he paid some back though, give you that
Shit how you and ripple lose out, chop it up ?
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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February 26, 2012, 09:37:40 PM »
Interesting grim imo. Solaris takes the first set 6-4, he charms the locals, impresses with his knowledge, and actually succeeds in banking a 4 figure blonde-dollar sum. A decent short con performance you might say. However, deep in the second set the disciples Mark/Luke appear in the umpire's chair and make a controversial judgement call against our tennis loving degen friend. Solaris copes well with this surprising back-hand slice down the line and returns the ball with interest by starting to repay monies. He wins the point and the crowds gathered on Solaris Stump are whipped up into hysteria chanting his name. Our hero now knows the long con and a grand slam victory are very much on.
But wait, in the third set at game point disaster strikes and he breaks a string by running out of monies having already degened some away backing a mixed doubles match on Eurosport. He disappears into the changing room to get a spare and has so far failed to return. We are starting the slow hand clap now and Cliff Richard's about to get up a sing so new balls please!! Let's get the game back on.
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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Reply #347 on:
February 26, 2012, 09:40:23 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on February 26, 2012, 09:37:40 PM
Interesting grim imo. Solaris takes the first set 6-4, he charms the locals, impresses with his knowledge, and actually succeeds in banking a 4 figure blonde-dollar sum. A decent short con performance you might say. However, deep in the second set the disciples Mark/Luke appear in the umpire's chair and make a controversial judgement call against our tennis loving degen friend. Solaris copes well with this surprising back-hand slice down the line and returns the ball with interest by starting to repay monies. He wins the point and the crowds gathered on Solaris Stump are whipped up into hysteria chanting his name. Our hero now knows the long con and a grand slam victory are very much on.
But wait, in the third set at game point disaster strikes and he breaks a string by running out of monies having already degened some away backing a mixed doubles match on Eurosport. He disappears into the changing room to get a spare and has so far failed to return. We are starting the slow hand clap now and Cliff Richard's about to get up a sing so new balls please!! Let's get the game back on.
Of all your crap posts over the years this might be the worst.
You'd feel like a jolly good laugh if he'd got £200 of your money, right?
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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Reply #348 on:
February 26, 2012, 09:51:59 PM »
Quote from: The Camel on February 26, 2012, 09:40:23 PM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on February 26, 2012, 09:37:40 PM
Interesting grim imo. Solaris takes the first set 6-4, he charms the locals, impresses with his knowledge, and actually succeeds in banking a 4 figure blonde-dollar sum. A decent short con performance you might say. However, deep in the second set the disciples Mark/Luke appear in the umpire's chair and make a controversial judgement call against our tennis loving degen friend. Solaris copes well with this surprising back-hand slice down the line and returns the ball with interest by starting to repay monies. He wins the point and the crowds gathered on Solaris Stump are whipped up into hysteria chanting his name. Our hero now knows the long con and a grand slam victory are very much on.
But wait, in the third set at game point disaster strikes and he breaks a string by running out of monies having already degened some away backing a mixed doubles match on Eurosport. He disappears into the changing room to get a spare and has so far failed to return. We are starting the slow hand clap now and Cliff Richard's about to get up a sing so new balls please!! Let's get the game back on.
Of all your crap posts over the years this might be the worst.
You'd feel like a jolly good laugh if he'd got £200 of your money, right?
Yo I wouldn't care cos my slippers cost more.
Of all your crap posts encouraging Solaris to start a staking thread for fellow Blonde's to invest in might be the worst.
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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Reply #349 on:
February 26, 2012, 10:08:41 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on February 26, 2012, 09:51:59 PM
Quote from: The Camel on February 26, 2012, 09:40:23 PM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on February 26, 2012, 09:37:40 PM
Interesting grim imo. Solaris takes the first set 6-4, he charms the locals, impresses with his knowledge, and actually succeeds in banking a 4 figure blonde-dollar sum. A decent short con performance you might say. However, deep in the second set the disciples Mark/Luke appear in the umpire's chair and make a controversial judgement call against our tennis loving degen friend. Solaris copes well with this surprising back-hand slice down the line and returns the ball with interest by starting to repay monies. He wins the point and the crowds gathered on Solaris Stump are whipped up into hysteria chanting his name. Our hero now knows the long con and a grand slam victory are very much on.
But wait, in the third set at game point disaster strikes and he breaks a string by running out of monies having already degened some away backing a mixed doubles match on Eurosport. He disappears into the changing room to get a spare and has so far failed to return. We are starting the slow hand clap now and Cliff Richard's about to get up a sing so new balls please!! Let's get the game back on.
Of all your crap posts over the years this might be the worst.
You'd feel like a jolly good laugh if he'd got £200 of your money, right?
Yo I wouldn't care cos my slippers cost more.
Of all your crap posts encouraging Solaris to start a staking thread for fellow Blonde's to invest in might be the worst.
I actually feel sorry for you.
Living a life searching for the misfortune of others so you can laugh at them.
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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Reply #350 on:
February 26, 2012, 10:40:15 PM »
Quote from: The Camel on February 26, 2012, 09:40:23 PM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on February 26, 2012, 09:37:40 PM
Interesting grim imo. Solaris takes the first set 6-4, he charms the locals, impresses with his knowledge, and actually succeeds in banking a 4 figure blonde-dollar sum. A decent short con performance you might say. However, deep in the second set the disciples Mark/Luke appear in the umpire's chair and make a controversial judgement call against our tennis loving degen friend. Solaris copes well with this surprising back-hand slice down the line and returns the ball with interest by starting to repay monies. He wins the point and the crowds gathered on Solaris Stump are whipped up into hysteria chanting his name. Our hero now knows the long con and a grand slam victory are very much on.
But wait, in the third set at game point disaster strikes and he breaks a string by running out of monies having already degened some away backing a mixed doubles match on Eurosport. He disappears into the changing room to get a spare and has so far failed to return. We are starting the slow hand clap now and Cliff Richard's about to get up a sing so new balls please!! Let's get the game back on.
Of all your crap posts over the years this might be the worst.
You'd feel like a jolly good laugh if he'd got £200 of your money, right?
tbf, laughing is the only suitable response
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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Reply #351 on:
February 26, 2012, 11:21:17 PM »
Quote from: The Camel on February 26, 2012, 10:08:41 PM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on February 26, 2012, 09:51:59 PM
Quote from: The Camel on February 26, 2012, 09:40:23 PM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on February 26, 2012, 09:37:40 PM
Interesting grim imo. Solaris takes the first set 6-4, he charms the locals, impresses with his knowledge, and actually succeeds in banking a 4 figure blonde-dollar sum. A decent short con performance you might say. However, deep in the second set the disciples Mark/Luke appear in the umpire's chair and make a controversial judgement call against our tennis loving degen friend. Solaris copes well with this surprising back-hand slice down the line and returns the ball with interest by starting to repay monies. He wins the point and the crowds gathered on Solaris Stump are whipped up into hysteria chanting his name. Our hero now knows the long con and a grand slam victory are very much on.
But wait, in the third set at game point disaster strikes and he breaks a string by running out of monies having already degened some away backing a mixed doubles match on Eurosport. He disappears into the changing room to get a spare and has so far failed to return. We are starting the slow hand clap now and Cliff Richard's about to get up a sing so new balls please!! Let's get the game back on.
Of all your crap posts over the years this might be the worst.
You'd feel like a jolly good laugh if he'd got £200 of your money, right?
Yo I wouldn't care cos my slippers cost more.
Of all your crap posts encouraging Solaris to start a staking thread for fellow Blonde's to invest in might be the worst.
I actually feel sorry for you.
Living a life searching for the misfortune of others so you can laugh at them.
Lol that's a bit drama queeny, I don't live a life searching for the misfortune of others, I just got tickets to this tennis match and I'm enjoying the game.
However, unlike you I do find the concept of sending a "bottle" to some stranger over the interweb funny and wouldn't encourage others to do it. But all is not lost and I'm sure Solaris will be back with his new racket soon going from zero to hero once more.
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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February 26, 2012, 11:25:37 PM »
cut it out guys
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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February 26, 2012, 11:32:24 PM »
I cant get to grips with why people stake other people... For me, I would stake a 'player' in whatever sport if that player was successful over time. I am never gonna stake someone who constantly loses. Reading this thread, it appears this guy is not doing too well at all as he appears to be in debt a lot. So, if he cant make his own bets pay his way out of debt, why is he gonna be able to make investors money pay a profit?
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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February 26, 2012, 11:34:04 PM »
Quote from: Shogun112 on February 26, 2012, 11:32:24 PM
I cant get to grips with why people stake other people... For me, I would stake a 'player' in whatever sport if that player was successful over time. I am never gonna stake someone who constantly loses. Reading this thread, it appears this guy is not doing too well at all as he appears to be in debt a lot. So, if he cant make his own bets pay his way out of debt, why is he gonna be able to make investors money pay a profit?
he makes profit from tennis
he loses in horses football roulette black jack high card and flips
ppl are staking him for tennis......
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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February 26, 2012, 11:39:14 PM »
Quote from: paulhouk03 on February 26, 2012, 11:34:04 PM
he makes profit from tennis
he loses in horses football roulette black jack high card and flips
ppl are staking him for tennis......
So, if you know that he is good at Tennis, and shit at other stuff, why doesn't HE know that and make a decent profit and JUST do tennis?
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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Reply #356 on:
February 26, 2012, 11:41:31 PM »
Quote from: Shogun112 on February 26, 2012, 11:39:14 PM
Quote from: paulhouk03 on February 26, 2012, 11:34:04 PM
he makes profit from tennis
he loses in horses football roulette black jack high card and flips
ppl are staking him for tennis......
So, if you know that he is good at Tennis, and shit at other stuff, why doesn't HE know that and make a decent profit and JUST do tennis?
trolling or lol..either way funny.
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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Reply #357 on:
February 26, 2012, 11:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Shogun112 on February 26, 2012, 11:39:14 PM
Quote from: paulhouk03 on February 26, 2012, 11:34:04 PM
he makes profit from tennis
he loses in horses football roulette black jack high card and flips
ppl are staking him for tennis......
So, if you know that he is good at Tennis, and shit at other stuff, why doesn't HE know that and make a decent profit and JUST do tennis?
now there lies the million $ question that we wish we all could answer
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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Reply #358 on:
February 26, 2012, 11:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Shogun112 on February 26, 2012, 11:39:14 PM
Quote from: paulhouk03 on February 26, 2012, 11:34:04 PM
he makes profit from tennis
he loses in horses football roulette black jack high card and flips
ppl are staking him for tennis......
So, if you know that he is good at Tennis, and shit at other stuff, why doesn't HE know that and make a decent profit and JUST do tennis?
why did TJ Cloutier play the dice as soon as he had a winning session at the poker
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Re: Tennis Staking Thread
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Reply #359 on:
February 27, 2012, 12:06:40 AM »
Quote from: Shogun112 on February 26, 2012, 11:39:14 PM
Quote from: paulhouk03 on February 26, 2012, 11:34:04 PM
he makes profit from tennis
he loses in horses football roulette black jack high card and flips
ppl are staking him for tennis......
So, if you know that he is good at Tennis, and shit at other stuff, why doesn't HE know that and make a decent profit and JUST do tennis?
R u real?
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