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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2012, 04:15:42 PM »


Sagging
 


Men who sit with a leg over their other leg


These, and...


People who 'get' homoeopathy.

Absolutely Fabulous

Coffee

Olives

People who get angry at the dealer when they lose a hand
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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2012, 04:31:57 PM »

Sycophants
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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2012, 05:24:55 PM »

Corn on pizza

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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2012, 05:27:04 PM »

The youth of today.
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2012, 05:33:03 PM »

Celebrity Juice. Particularly Keith Lemon

Nandos

New Tricks, BBC1

Two Hairy Bikers. Fuck off, one of you used to be a make up artist

Nick Hewer on Countdown

Audi Q7s

Games on facebook eg Farmville, Zynga, Dress a Pirate, build a playground etc etc. Just fuck off my page

Derby. The City.

Devilfish

Knowing what to defend with in the big blind to a min raise

Postal deliveries after 2pm

Courier deliveries between 9am and 5pm and no further clue.

Four antiques shows in three hours on BBC2 teatime weekdays

The wanker who hosts Flog it in particular

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« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2012, 05:37:46 PM »

why all blondes are wimps and say "it hurts" when discussing paintball.


i just dont geddit
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« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2012, 05:38:00 PM »

Little Britain.
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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2012, 05:41:18 PM »

Formula 1
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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2012, 05:42:50 PM »

Football
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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2012, 05:46:01 PM »

Celebrity Juice. Particularly Keith Lemon

Nandos

New Tricks, BBC1

Two Hairy Bikers. Fuck off, one of you used to be a make up artist

Nick Hewer on Countdown

Audi Q7s

Games on facebook eg Farmville, Zynga, Dress a Pirate, build a playground etc etc. Just fuck off my page

Derby. The City.

Devilfish

Knowing what to defend with in the big blind to a min raise

Postal deliveries after 2pm

Courier deliveries between 9am and 5pm and no further clue.

Four antiques shows in three hours on BBC2 teatime weekdays

The wanker who hosts Flog it in particular



Sounds like a few of those could go on the other thread.
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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2012, 06:10:43 PM »

My postman that asked me for a cigarette while getting me to sign for a parcel (I don't smoke)

People that get number plates that say "W4nker" "C11nt" etc etc (Why would anyone pay for that)

Kim Kardashian

Paris Hilton

Men with Satnav's (Sorry fellas it's not at all masculine to own one)

Burton upon trent (should be a continuation of Derby or Lichfield)

Range Rover Evoque

The Mosh Pit and while we're on the subject the Moon Walk (Both ridiculous)

The fake Jamaican accent

People who do degree's in "American Studies" come on guys and this is coming from an ex Yank

For the Americans

People who complain about the price of Gas then drive 500 Miles and pay $400 dollars for the new Nike Air Jordans
People who steal your shit and then try and help you find it.
People who think the pistol whip is a legal form of self defense
People who say "Pacific" instead of "Specific"
People who order Steak at IHOP
I just don't get it..
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« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2012, 06:14:45 PM »

That reminds me...

Blokes that would rather be lost and just guess then ask for directions.
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« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2012, 06:18:12 PM »

Tattoos on your feet   
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« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2012, 06:19:12 PM »

Tattoos on your feet   

Tattoo's full stop  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2012, 06:19:24 PM »

That reminds me...

Blokes that would rather be lost and just guess then ask for directions.

What real men... hahahahahaha...
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