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« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2012, 06:00:55 PM »
Quote from: horseplayer on May 27, 2012, 05:01:41 PM
"he was incredible to watch. It became something of a spectator sport at lunchtimes"

if only this was anything like true
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« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2012, 06:11:46 PM »
"The common rabble do directly say she is a strumpet."

I have no idea how to react to this. Ideas from the floor?
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« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2012, 06:30:51 PM »
"When I was three some children on the beach wouldn't play with me; I ran to my father who told me to go back and hit them with my bucket and spade."

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« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2012, 06:45:06 PM »
Aye. I'll help you get away from these with your chap, if I can.

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« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2012, 07:06:50 PM »
"what are you all playin'"

interesting...
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« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2012, 07:27:31 PM »
Quote from: ACE2M on May 27, 2012, 05:08:48 PM
'Carefully lift the fillets off the fondue with a fish slice and put them onto warmed serving plates'

Excited.

you are running bad Tom Smiley
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« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2012, 07:40:27 PM »
Quote from: bobby1 on May 27, 2012, 07:27:31 PM
Quote from: ACE2M on May 27, 2012, 05:08:48 PM
'Carefully lift the fillets off the fondue with a fish slice and put them onto warmed serving plates'

Excited.

you are running bad Tom Smiley

   One of the more entertaining ones for sure
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« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2012, 08:42:36 PM »
"This is two C scales stuck together, that's all."


 
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« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2012, 09:19:59 PM »
"Twice my mother was arrested, but released without charge."

That's what Lyndsey just looked up. I should be worried?
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« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2012, 09:23:21 PM »
"Having paid homage to Warhol and the Blessed Virgin, I'm now back at the flat, working out changes for tonight's show."
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« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2012, 09:25:01 PM »
I think I'll win the prize for the longest sentence - the full version is as follows:

"Horace Wiley had in recent weeks developed some slight affection for his son - a boy who could provide him with the means of sliencing so voluble a wife, even if this required obscene drawings in the downstairs toilet and the expense of replacing the plaster and redecorating the place, could not be all bad."
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« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2012, 09:30:16 PM »
Quote from: kinboshi on May 27, 2012, 09:19:59 PM
"Twice my mother was arrested, but released without charge."

That's what Lyndsey just looked up. I should be worried?


Lyndsey then picked up 'Catcher in the Rye':

"Then he let one go at me, and then the next thing I knew I was on the floor again."

Far more accurate...
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« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2012, 09:40:49 PM »
'Hell's bells!' the machine roared.
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« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2012, 09:41:45 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on May 27, 2012, 09:40:49 PM
'Hell's bells!' the machine roared.

Cheesy
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« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2012, 10:57:31 PM »
Frequently they will be wide awake and happy shortly after leaving their crates.
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