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« Reply #75 on: August 13, 2012, 04:44:48 PM »

Ha ha. Thread saying sex life and usual suspects show up. Hopo Bobalike and young Cody Smiley

What kinds of book are you reading to get a quote like that?
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« Reply #76 on: August 13, 2012, 04:48:37 PM »

Ha ha. Thread saying sex life and usual suspects show up. Hopo Bobalike and young Cody Smiley

Lol Jase, I came here to see if I could find it Smiley
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« Reply #77 on: August 13, 2012, 05:28:31 PM »

Ha ha. Thread saying sex life and usual suspects show up. Hopo Bobalike and young Cody Smiley

nothing to do with the bump at all haha
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« Reply #78 on: August 14, 2012, 08:37:36 AM »

reading this at the train station and it gave me the full on giggles so thought id try it with todays metro.

'this is your golden opportunity dream big' was the title followed by

'you dont believe in being typecast so this role is definitely you'

Hmmm thats scary they know my secrets Wink
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« Reply #79 on: August 15, 2012, 01:40:59 PM »

I'm not your guy. Do yourself a favour. Don't stop looking.

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« Reply #80 on: August 15, 2012, 05:22:16 PM »

"That did not concern him if it led to interesting new discoveries."

Odd from a maths book. 50 shades of prime numbers, anyone?

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« Reply #81 on: August 16, 2012, 11:42:17 AM »

"where is there a kangaroo hopping around without a cock?"

though if this had been page 43, it would have been:

"I mean I watch it, I like those little trial bits, right, but what I don't think people realise is, right, it is hard eating a little kangaroo knob."

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« Reply #82 on: August 16, 2012, 03:54:41 PM »

"I'm happy to be able to represent women a little bit, I think a lot of women see me as someone to look up to in terms of what I have accomplished"

Don't know what to think.
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« Reply #83 on: August 16, 2012, 04:12:24 PM »

"I'm happy to be able to represent women a little bit, I think a lot of women see me as someone to look up to in terms of what I have accomplished"

Don't know what to think.

same as looking down at your cards and seeing A4?   
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« Reply #84 on: August 17, 2012, 05:48:28 PM »

Correction, that was page 44,

"The architecture is innovative and the clientele colourful - all overseen by an enormous deer's head."


much better imo.
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« Reply #85 on: August 17, 2012, 11:00:31 PM »

Finally Faldor cleared his throat and rose, his bench scraping loudly on the wooden floor.



The belgariad, David Eddings. My daughter's book, as mine are all upstairs and seeing as how we're 2/3 through 2012 it didn't seem worth the journey to go and get a better one.
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« Reply #86 on: August 18, 2012, 02:18:22 AM »

Have Trainspotting next to the laptop, so thought I'd have a gander:

"God, no, thought Stevie."
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« Reply #87 on: August 18, 2012, 08:36:57 AM »

on to a New book now.

kast seemed as confused as she had been at first. 

yep just about sums it up really
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