Phrases you hate in poker

[snoopy1239]

How did you manage to answer this question in two chunky paragraphs? 

[claypole]

I was playing a live comp last night when I got asked to move tables. Arrived at my new table and this stunning woman caught my attention straight away. I was having a really enjoyable night and this table move was the cherry on the cake, I felt lucky to have such an attractive new table companion. So trying to play it cool I nervously introduced myself and asked her name as I sat down. Things went a bit blurry after that because she literally went berserk and verbally destroyed me in front of everyone. My face was bright red with embarrassment as she accused me of living in the stone age. The TD came over and thought it best that I moved.

At my new table there was another attractive lady that immediately stood out from the usual crowd of dribbling hairy gorillas. Still breathless from the commotion before I thought it best to play safe and ask about family matters and if she had kids. The safe homely approach you see. Well I can tell you that woman went ape-shit at me saying making such forward remarks made me a pig and I should be ashamed. My head was still spinning when she got knocked out so I tried to lighten the mood by saying shame the best looking player had gone. Well that went down like a lead balloon and all the guys stared at me in silence and a few tutted. Shit night in the end.

This must be a level Mantis?  Why would you do either of those things?  I can't remember last time a bloke sat next to me and aksed me my name, introduced himself or asked about my family and children, so why should you?  I suggest you read "The Game" - it will strongly enhance your chat up lines and approach mate; a bit less Stone Age

[tight4better]

I was playing a live comp last night when I got asked to move tables. Arrived at my new table and this stunning woman caught my attention straight away. I was having a really enjoyable night and this table move was the cherry on the cake, I felt lucky to have such an attractive new table companion. So trying to play it cool I nervously introduced myself and asked her name as I sat down. Things went a bit blurry after that because she literally went berserk and verbally destroyed me in front of everyone. My face was bright red with embarrassment as she accused me of living in the stone age. The TD came over and thought it best that I moved.

At my new table there was another attractive lady that immediately stood out from the usual crowd of dribbling hairy gorillas. Still breathless from the commotion before I thought it best to play safe and ask about family matters and if she had kids. The safe homely approach you see. Well I can tell you that woman went ape-shit at me saying making such forward remarks made me a pig and I should be ashamed. My head was still spinning when she got knocked out so I tried to lighten the mood by saying shame the best looking player had gone. Well that went down like a lead balloon and all the guys stared at me in silence and a few tutted. Shit night in the end.

I either got levelled so hard or you ARE living in the stone age.

[Tal]

"Hi everyone. I'm mantis"

[Tal]

Neat bit of whooshing going on here

[Pinchop73]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

[kinboshi]

Neat bit of whooshing going on here

Wasn't even subtle though!

[simonnatur]

        (THE WELSH SHEEP SH^^^^R IS HERE )

        tilts me every time

Nothing wrong with being a sheep shearer, but being W***H is a different matter

[bobAlike]

I was playing a live comp last night when I got asked to move tables. Arrived at my new table and this stunning woman caught my attention straight away. I was having a really enjoyable night and this table move was the cherry on the cake, I felt lucky to have such an attractive new table companion. So trying to play it cool I nervously introduced myself and asked her name as I sat down. Things went a bit blurry after that because she literally went berserk and verbally destroyed me in front of everyone. My face was bright red with embarrassment as she accused me of living in the stone age. The TD came over and thought it best that I moved.

At my new table there was another attractive lady that immediately stood out from the usual crowd of dribbling hairy gorillas. Still breathless from the commotion before I thought it best to play safe and ask about family matters and if she had kids. The safe homely approach you see. Well I can tell you that woman went ape-shit at me saying making such forward remarks made me a pig and I should be ashamed. My head was still spinning when she got knocked out so I tried to lighten the mood by saying shame the best looking player had gone. Well that went down like a lead balloon and all the guys stared at me in silence and a few tutted. Shit night in the end.

This must be a level Mantis?  Why would you do either of those things?  I can't remember last time a bloke sat next to me and aksed me my name, introduced himself or asked about my family and children, so why should you?  I suggest you read "The Game" - it will strongly enhance your chat up lines and approach mate; a bit less Stone Age

thanks Claypole.
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=38720.0

[Oxford_HRV]

people who say the lower value card in their hand first

'I had king ace that hand'
'you fold ten jack?'

it's ace king and jack ten!!!

[david3103]

people who say the lower value card in their hand first

'I had king ace that hand'
'you fold ten jack?'

it's ace king and jack ten!!!

Seriously?

[Sweetman]

people who say the lower value card in their hand first

'I had king ace that hand'
'you fold ten jack?'

it's ace king and jack ten!!!

Weird how that only applies to broadway hands.

For instance, Id never say "ten nine of hearts".

[nirvana]

So staying with the female take, as brought into the mix by Maria

I don't hate anything much, people, phrases or anything but there's plenty of things that press my buttons for a brief period!

When I'm on an all male table and a new guy comes to sit down, puts his chips down, looks round the table, then says "Hiya darlin I'm John, what's your name?" to me only.

Poker's a level playing field at the start right? So why introduce yourself to the one female at the table? And why open the floodgates by calling me "darlin" when I'm going to then verbally destroy you, generally embarrass you and end up with you calling me a lesbian/man-hater/ball breaker or tranny?

If we ever meet, probs just call you a lezzer right off the bat

[Bully87]

Standard Derby play, woman last night does the following

Unopened pot, raising button to 10 in a 50/1 game and both the blinds snap fold...

I enquire "Why so much?"
Woman replies "I have Jacks, I hate Jacks, 3 ways to play...bla bla zzz"

[smashedagain]

So staying with the female take, as brought into the mix by Maria

I don't hate anything much, people, phrases or anything but there's plenty of things that press my buttons for a brief period!

When I'm on an all male table and a new guy comes to sit down, puts his chips down, looks round the table, then says "Hiya darlin I'm John, what's your name?" to me only.

Poker's a level playing field at the start right? So why introduce yourself to the one female at the table? And why open the floodgates by calling me "darlin" when I'm going to then verbally destroy you, generally embarrass you and end up with you calling me a lesbian/man-hater/ball breaker or tranny?

If we ever meet, probs just call you a lezzer right off the bat

defo not a lezzer. I have been the victim of having to listen to guys "pressing her buttons for brief periods" whilst trying to get to sleep in the next room. Very traumatic