Shark's Scope

[AndrewT]

Poker was Candy Crush before Candy Crush.

Now we have Candy Crush.

Make poker more like Candy Crush.

[Doobs]

Too many people trying to sell cars ITT, not enough that sell aeroplanes.  But as Pleno says only lazy people learn about aeroplanes.

Tighty is right on the chat abuse, and I genuinely believe Sky has it worse than any other site I play on.  I think a lot of that is down to demographics.  Very experienced players and newbies don't usually get involved.  It is those in that phase where they think they know it all.  Sure most of us went through that phase too.

+1 quintillion

I get called a 'cu*t' multiple times a session, maybe a valid name calling but it's meant to be propa nawty yet no one ever loses their chat.

However you can lose your chat for essentially pointing out the sites flaws and doing your utmost to improve it.


Really fun to have someone from that site telling us all these things that need to be looked at by those running poker sites whilst Sky is the epitome of everything wrong.

Why say that last bit, there isn't any need.  You can't put Sky below Lock, Old Tilt and UB for instance.  Numerous other skins have stolen funds from punters, and I'd happily put Ipoker below Sky for general experience.  And profit is pretty important to my poker experience too, and lovd their TV shows, just wish Tilat would stop wishing me out of tournaments.

Thinking they have a problem with chat abuse is hardly the same thing.  They should definitely do something about it.  I sat down the other day after my first post, and somebody was calling somebody else a fish before I'd played a hand.  As someone else said, if he didn't have sharkscope, he'd still have followed him round abusing him. 

[titaniumbean]

Too many people trying to sell cars ITT, not enough that sell aeroplanes.  But as Pleno says only lazy people learn about aeroplanes.

Tighty is right on the chat abuse, and I genuinely believe Sky has it worse than any other site I play on.  I think a lot of that is down to demographics.  Very experienced players and newbies don't usually get involved.  It is those in that phase where they think they know it all.  Sure most of us went through that phase too.

+1 quintillion

I get called a 'cu*t' multiple times a session, maybe a valid name calling but it's meant to be propa nawty yet no one ever loses their chat.

However you can lose your chat for essentially pointing out the sites flaws and doing your utmost to improve it.


Really fun to have someone from that site telling us all these things that need to be looked at by those running poker sites whilst Sky is the epitome of everything wrong.

Why say that last bit, there isn't any need. 

because i've spent hours and hours and hours and hours and hours shall I keep saying hours? for nothing helping them and in return got shat on by people who cant even spell shat who are paid for their incompetence.


I detest ipokers overall idiotic short sighted strategy, I detest Annie BJ and Coward Folderer but I have much less exposure to that and it's not what's being discussed nor is anyone involved with that involved in this discussion.


This sort of discussion cant go on next door because of the idiocy and unwillingness to improve/do anything other than plod along rofling about.

[TightEnd]

Too many people trying to sell cars ITT, not enough that sell aeroplanes.  But as Pleno says only lazy people learn about aeroplanes.

Tighty is right on the chat abuse, and I genuinely believe Sky has it worse than any other site I play on.  I think a lot of that is down to demographics.  Very experienced players and newbies don't usually get involved.  It is those in that phase where they think they know it all.  Sure most of us went through that phase too.

+1 quintillion

I get called a 'cu*t' multiple times a session, maybe a valid name calling but it's meant to be propa nawty yet no one ever loses their chat.

However you can lose your chat for essentially pointing out the sites flaws and doing your utmost to improve it.


Really fun to have someone from that site telling us all these things that need to be looked at by those running poker sites whilst Sky is the epitome of everything wrong.

Why say that last bit, there isn't any need.

because i've spent hours and hours and hours and hours and hours shall I keep saying hours? for nothing helping them and in return got shat on by people who cant even spell shat who are paid for their incompetence.


I detest ipokers overall idiotic short sighted strategy, I detest Annie BJ and Coward Folderer but I have much less exposure to that and it's not what's being discussed nor is anyone involved with that involved in this discussion.


This sort of discussion cant go on next door because of the idiocy and unwillingness to improve/do anything other than plod along rofling about.

this is probably because you were impossibly rude to them on their forum, is it not?

they banned you, so you hold a grudge?

 

[titaniumbean]

Too many people trying to sell cars ITT, not enough that sell aeroplanes.  But as Pleno says only lazy people learn about aeroplanes.

Tighty is right on the chat abuse, and I genuinely believe Sky has it worse than any other site I play on.  I think a lot of that is down to demographics.  Very experienced players and newbies don't usually get involved.  It is those in that phase where they think they know it all.  Sure most of us went through that phase too.

+1 quintillion

I get called a 'cu*t' multiple times a session, maybe a valid name calling but it's meant to be propa nawty yet no one ever loses their chat.

However you can lose your chat for essentially pointing out the sites flaws and doing your utmost to improve it.


Really fun to have someone from that site telling us all these things that need to be looked at by those running poker sites whilst Sky is the epitome of everything wrong.

Why say that last bit, there isn't any need.

because i've spent hours and hours and hours and hours and hours shall I keep saying hours? for nothing helping them and in return got shat on by people who cant even spell shat who are paid for their incompetence.


I detest ipokers overall idiotic short sighted strategy, I detest Annie BJ and Coward Folderer but I have much less exposure to that and it's not what's being discussed nor is anyone involved with that involved in this discussion.


This sort of discussion cant go on next door because of the idiocy and unwillingness to improve/do anything other than plod along rofling about.

this is probably because you were impossibly rude to them on their forum, is it not?

they banned you, so you hold a grudge?

 

impossibly?

I mean come on.


I used the word idiot, in response to someone asking why I seemed peeved. IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE therefore I lose all table chat/forum privileges on the same site where i'm constantly called a ***** but their superior security department cant even auto scan the chat windows lolz.
 



cliffs.

site offers awful RB promotions to current players, advertises as stand alone site, on the sly offers affiliate deals to automatically get the highest RB level to ANY new account. the affiliate they use are so shady as to advertise to multi account using a family members details if you already have a non affiliated account. Said site gets deluged by their players both regs/recs saying how can this be real on the forum, response is to delete all threads refuse to talk about it because they have no defence other than fk off and play elsewhere if you don't like us skanking you relentlessly.

I point out this is literally insane, sky ask in a PM why i'm being arsey, I respond with 'because you're idiots' gg account.

It's ok though I hold such a grudge I still use the direct contact I have above the poker department to continue to strive to improve the dismal software. Because obviously that's what grudge holders do, relentlessly help said site. ya ofc. obv this is the same site I provided better unpaid technical support than their own paid employees on the forum to the extent that people assumed I was being paid by them.....

[TightEnd]

right, but just look at the language you use (and you used to do on here quite a bit)

"in return got shat on by people who cant even spell shat who are paid for their incompetence."

" idiocy and unwillingness to improve/do anything other than plod along rofling about. "

etc etc

Its really no wonder you don't win friends and influence people as you wish when its such unconstructive stuff is it?

[titaniumbean]

right, but just look at the language you use (and you used to do on here quite a bit)

"in return got shat on by people who cant even spell shat who are paid for their incompetence."

" idiocy and unwillingness to improve/do anything other than plod along rofling about. "

etc etc

Its really no wonder you don't win friends and influence people as you wish when its such unconstructive stuff is it?

Sky are unprofessional why should I act a level above?


in our chats together live/pm wherever am I cunty or even impolite?

Ask the product developers whether when someone is treating me normally and professionally whether i'm cunty.  (remembering that cunty is a word constantly used by people on sky rails who don't lose their chat privileges so clearly it's a more than acceptable word).

oh wait no it's arsey messages from people who know they haven't got a leg to stand on yet just plod along happily surrounding themselves with incompetence that rile me and surprise surprise I point it out.


Should I just be a yes man?


I could walk down the street and watch someone just 'do excrement' on the floor, sky would want me to say OH WELL DONE GREAT SKILLS or you could be like WTF YOU DOING BRAH like any normal sane person.



You know you are specifically picking up on me saying a swear word or enjoying a nice hilarious phrase because you know you cant defend sky for love nor money because they consistently make APPALLING INCONCEIVABLY STUPID decisions then defend them with the blanket methods of delete negativity, patronise and the old ignorance is bliss method.



Was it a superb idea to create a 'feedback forum' (you know the one I basically provided all the feedback for,on my own unpaid; to help the devs whilst those paid by the company provided less than nothing) but then delete all negative feedback?? Or to just say well it's your problem, not ours, have you turned it on and off lol. They even went to the lengths of deleting my posts that contained the ways around a problem so as to let them tell people there was no problem....


My favourite is still the old

customer  "I got disconnected but my internet was still working"
 
SUPREME KNOWLEDGE CENTER
"well our servers always work so it's your isp buddy go take it up with them we couldn't give two shits..."

customer "I'm with Sky broadband"



TUMBLEWEED BRAH TUMBLEWEED.

[neeko]

right, but just look at the language you use (and you used to do on here quite a bit)

"in return got shat on by people who cant even spell shat who are paid for their incompetence."

" idiocy and unwillingness to improve/do anything other than plod along rofling about. "

etc etc

Its really no wonder you don't win friends and influence people as you wish when its such unconstructive stuff is it?

This appears to be playing the man not the ball.

[TightEnd]

right, but just look at the language you use (and you used to do on here quite a bit)

"in return got shat on by people who cant even spell shat who are paid for their incompetence."

" idiocy and unwillingness to improve/do anything other than plod along rofling about. "

etc etc

Its really no wonder you don't win friends and influence people as you wish when its such unconstructive stuff is it?

This appears to be playing the man not the ball.

Not really

just look at the post above

Makes me wince

Maybe am just out of touch, but he's an intelligent guy and it quite seriously makes me wince to see him post with that language/style

I'll leave you all to it

[neeko]

right, but just look at the language you use (and you used to do on here quite a bit)

"in return got shat on by people who cant even spell shat who are paid for their incompetence."

" idiocy and unwillingness to improve/do anything other than plod along rofling about. "

etc etc

Its really no wonder you don't win friends and influence people as you wish when its such unconstructive stuff is it?

This appears to be playing the man not the ball.

Not really

just look at the post above

Makes me wince

Maybe am just out of touch, but he's an intelligent guy and it quite seriously makes me wince to see him post with that language

The language was entirely wrong, but one could form the opinion that you and TK would make fantastic politicians, in that you have an amazing ability to never answer some of the questions actually asked.

[titaniumbean]

right, but just look at the language you use (and you used to do on here quite a bit)

"in return got shat on by people who cant even spell shat who are paid for their incompetence."

" idiocy and unwillingness to improve/do anything other than plod along rofling about. "

etc etc

Its really no wonder you don't win friends and influence people as you wish when its such unconstructive stuff is it?

This appears to be playing the man not the ball.

Not really

just look at the post above

Makes me wince

Maybe am just out of touch, but he's an intelligent guy and it quite seriously makes me wince to see him post with that language/style

I'll leave you all to it

Tighty as I stated you're picking up on swear words whilst glossing over the grand canyon of problems that sky create.


None of my polite and helpful posts/discussion has got anywhere, so why should I bother continuing to be polite, it's inane. The response from them is always poor and ignorant of the actual business they are in.


As I asked in the last post inbetween bits of swearing and phrases that made me giggle, do you think of me actually as someone vile or reprehensible, do I act untoward to people in person or even online if approached in any non being patronised by sky way?

I've made valid points pollitely for years on sky, it's not even like I bang MY head into the wall, the wall bloody moves and twats me over the head relentlessly then tells me I should be grateful.

It's really petty for you to say I hold a grudge whilst all my grievances are ridiculously fair and understandable.


If you were to actually write down a set of short lines as to why I am banned on sky it'd be farcical.

'provided lots of help to both staff and customers'
'worked tirelessly'
'went above and beyond'
'pointed out APPALLING decisions'
'used word idiots in private to describe moderators decisions'


it's just a fact of business and management that incompetent people get promoted and then screw it up for everybody. As I've stated i'm not going to congratulate them on that.

[TightEnd]

what haven't I answered that was asked?

I answer every question on here, if I can...

[titaniumbean]

right, but just look at the language you use (and you used to do on here quite a bit)

"in return got shat on by people who cant even spell shat who are paid for their incompetence."

" idiocy and unwillingness to improve/do anything other than plod along rofling about. "

etc etc

Its really no wonder you don't win friends and influence people as you wish when its such unconstructive stuff is it?

This appears to be playing the man not the ball.

Not really

just look at the post above

Makes me wince

Maybe am just out of touch, but he's an intelligent guy and it quite seriously makes me wince to see him post with that language

The language was entirely wrong, but one could form the opinion that you and TK would make fantastic politicians, in that you have an amazing ability to never answer some of the questions actually asked.

I have nothing against tighty too it's so frustrating.

he's not even directly in the middle either he's just lobbing in jabs from a way out to the side, totally validly about my potential to be childish with my language, but at the same time with an unwillingness to address any actual issue ever. If I was less of a weird math geek and had some skill with wordyness then I could maybe make my point better, as it is I sit there write some of these phrases down and they make me giggle rather alot and I just go with them. Maybe next time I should go through Tal or someone wordy and get them to completely rephrase every single thing I said.

Either way it'd get a terrible and unhelpful reaction. hence I long ago gave up trying to do things the text book right way.

[millidonk]

"I'm with Sky broadband". Incred.

[mulhuzz]

Titbean's way of expressing himself might well be tilting and make himself look a bit of a ***** but he's a single human person and entitled to do what he likes.

Sky's media/community team are straight up punters though. Absolutely shocking approach to community and customer service. They are acting like companies did in the bad old days. I'd be fucking embarrassed if I ran their forums.  The behaviour their in moderating issues is absolutely petulant and defensive and just not how the internet works.

Titbean has a poiint regardless of how he chooses to express it.