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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2015, 11:13:15 AM »

The two ladbrokes adverts have always tilted me into shouting at the tv at them.  I must have seen them combined over 1000 times i reckon.  The first one 'free betttttttttttttttttt!' always made me shout 'layyyyyyyyyyyyyyy a bet you spineless fucks' and the 2nd lolbrokes life advert with the 5 jokers on it just makes me hum the theme tune to the ad.  One of the characters 'Gut Thruster' is the spitting image of Carl Spicer (pro gambler/poker player). 

Haha - the bearded "professor" tilts me.  At least the 10 team aca overhead kick broken shoulder man knows he is punting for a laugh but the professor thinks he can beat the house edge and still get on.

No no no. The professor has four mates and a missus who all have unrestricted accounts.
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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2015, 02:40:55 PM »


Agreed, I find it quite disturbing too. 
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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2015, 04:26:56 PM »


This makes me feel physically sick each time it appears to the point that I can’t watch it. What the feck has it to do with car insurance. Why the feck does Sharon fecking Osbourne have to appear in it. How much fecking money did they have to pay the fecking Pussycat Dolls in royalty for the song. And who pays for all of this fecking shite? WE DO! Sorry but it really does make my fecking blood boil.
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« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2015, 04:30:21 PM »


The woman in the trivago advert sounds the neediest of needy needies.
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« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2015, 04:39:51 PM »

who still watches adverts? Smiley

between Sky+, Live Pause and Netflix, there's no need to be watching this nonsense
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« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2015, 06:02:14 PM »




Bad enough to make you kick the telly
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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2015, 06:14:10 PM »

I'm pretty sure that the only effect that advertising has on me is negative towards that brand.

With Sky+ etc I don't watch any live TV apart from sport so I can zip through the adverts.
That means that the only advertising that I see is generally for betting companies (if I'm not quick enough to find the mute button and distract myself by reading Blonde or similar).
Adverts irritate me so much that I have started recording live sport now too.

I have a reflex reaction to the BetWay advert where I shout "F*** off, you c***" and feel a very strong urge to want to punch the guy in the face - I'm not an aggressive person, generally.
Luckily, I live on my own but I worry about what might occur in "polite" company.
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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2015, 06:29:54 PM »

I'm pretty sure that the only effect that advertising has on me is negative towards that brand.

With Sky+ etc I don't watch any live TV apart from sport so I can zip through the adverts.
That means that the only advertising that I see is generally for betting companies (if I'm not quick enough to find the mute button and distract myself by reading Blonde or similar).
Adverts irritate me so much that I have started recording live sport now too.

I have a reflex reaction to the BetWay advert where I shout "F*** off, you c***" and feel a very strong urge to want to punch the guy in the face - I'm not an aggressive person, generally.
Luckily, I live on my own but I worry about what might occur in "polite" company.


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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2015, 06:32:24 PM »

I'm pretty sure that the only effect that advertising has on me is negative towards that brand.

With Sky+ etc I don't watch any live TV apart from sport so I can zip through the adverts.
That means that the only advertising that I see is generally for betting companies (if I'm not quick enough to find the mute button and distract myself by reading Blonde or similar).
Adverts irritate me so much that I have started recording live sport now too.

I have a reflex reaction to the BetWay advert where I shout "F*** off, you c***" and feel a very strong urge to want to punch the guy in the face - I'm not an aggressive person, generally.
Luckily, I live on my own but I worry about what might occur in "polite" company.


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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2015, 06:33:37 PM »

Thread delivers
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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2015, 06:47:48 PM »

I have a reflex reaction to the BetWay advert where I shout "F*** off, you c***" and feel a very strong urge to want to punch the guy in the face - I'm not an aggressive person, generally.

lol, only other one that does this to me is Ray Winstone's stupid cockney geezer schtick
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« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2015, 03:17:02 PM »

Cortana remind me to buy a bottle of whisky and some pills, I don't think I can take any more of your adverts.
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« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2015, 04:04:36 PM »

I'm pretty sure that the only effect that advertising has on me is negative towards that brand.

With Sky+ etc I don't watch any live TV apart from sport so I can zip through the adverts.
That means that the only advertising that I see is generally for betting companies (if I'm not quick enough to find the mute button and distract myself by reading Blonde or similar).
Adverts irritate me so much that I have started recording live sport now too.

I have a reflex reaction to the BetWay advert where I shout "F*** off, you c***" and feel a very strong urge to want to punch the guy in the face - I'm not an aggressive person, generally.
Luckily, I live on my own but I worry about what might occur in "polite" company.

Didn't even think mere knew words like that!
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« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2015, 04:11:51 PM »



Cats. All over the internet. Viral on facebook. Cats dressed up, doing funny stuff

liked thousands of times, shared

Just fuck off with the Cats please everyone.

and then this

A male budgie singing in a female voice with some sort of CGI mouth movement with a not particularly attractive tabby carousing a budgie

oh just sod off

is it just me that wants the cat to do what it should do and eat the budgie when they are next to each other?

and then, just in case we weren't shallow enough, the advertisers think we are more likely to buy McVities chocolate biscuits because an advert has cute looking kittens in

Oh just fuck off again



there are people whose job, career and life's work is to find young animals for the big advertising companies for their adverts

it started 40 years ago with Andrex and puppies

ok, fine



but now, enough. Please please find something original and stop showing me fucking cats in every other advert.
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« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2015, 04:16:16 PM »

Cheesy
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