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« on: June 12, 2015, 10:29:16 AM »

A man called Dave Jordan, recently retired, got a part time role as an Asda meeter and greeter

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"So after landing my new job as a Asda greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda .”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work."

My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2015, 11:38:53 AM »


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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2015, 11:50:39 AM »


Keefy is back Smiley But for how long?
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